Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Train Operator]

coke head Nick: "kiwi farms is full of pedophiles trying to see where muh kids sleep!"

also coke head Nick: *pays money to a pedo who creeps on kids he actually knows to hurt their father*

nick should unironically kill himself along with that coke whore april.
imagine living with these kids for years supposedly loving them and helping to raise them and now laughing with your coke supplying lover as you watch some disgusting pedo make sexual remarks about them. disgusting. face the fucking wall, whore.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Aside from being a mildly amusing fuckup and supporting character in the Rackets saga, I had absolutely no reason to follow or care about A-A Ron & his miserable team of fuckbuddies, or what happens with his charges later. But hearing them talk shit about Paul Harrell's death has made me legitimately MATI.
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Now I'm extremely interested in watching him burn, and hopefully he catches a dose of cancer that kills him slow so I can laugh at him longer.
I'll take my tophats.

Wait, he shit on Uncle Paul?

 

[Spergichu]

Rekieta continues to insist he is a practicing lawyer:

It's easy to have clients with ZERO court work if you don't submit filings or show up to hearings like with April's speeding tickets.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

It's easy to have clients with ZERO court work if you don't submit filings or show up to hearings like with April's speeding tickets.

I bet his "clients" are some old buddies of his dad who just have him on the books for tax purposes and he can pretend he has a job.

 

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Nick is giving Melton money right now.
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In response to aaron saying nick told him to kill himself:
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Balldo's been relegated to hiding out in some creeps chat room and crying about his ex-lover, too afraid to show his face anywhere else.
Bullet's looking better everyday lmao.

Rekieta is still sending Patrick Melton super chats and appears to have accepted Melton's invitation to the second rendition of his in-person comedy event, Hackamania 2.

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Present at Hackamania 1 in Las Vegas earlier this year were Vito Gesualdi and Dax Herrera

The footage from the event revealed that Dax may now be fatter than Vito.

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Maybe Nick can pick up some new polycule members there like he did at his last comedy event. I'm sure Kayla's getting lonely all by herself in the Star Trek charcuterie cave.

I bet his "clients" are some old buddies of his dad who just have him on the books for tax purposes and he can pretend he has a job.

I bet they don't exist and he's full of shit.

 

[repentance]

I gotta remark: the trust fund grandparents bob n celeste, are OK with 3 grown ADULTS all arrested on drug charges NOT WORKING? But LIVING in those expensive trust-funded homes? While the kids are NOT home-schooled? And the side piece is NOT working? They have no contacts to employ these drug addicts? Really?

I know that Aaron has mentioned Bob in a few different contexts and that he met him, but has he ever mentioned Celeste? Even though both sets of grandparents supposedly helped clean up the home following the removal of the kids, to my recollection Bob gave evidence at the CPS hearing but Celeste didn't? If he's also the one who chases Nick up about stuff like tax returns, does Celeste rely on Bob to do her bidding?

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Nick should be more careful. If Nick didn’t like Kiwifarms talking about his kids in passing, he’s really not going to like the jokes that Melton will make about his kids when he inevitably turns on Nick.

He'll be punching his head soooooooooooooo hard

 

[repentance]

Its not like Melton created Steel Toe coverage
He can be a primadonna at times but hes alright in my opinion.
Hes helped me out on some stuff and screwed me over on some stuff too

Melton is not, in any sense of the word, alright. What the fuck is wrong with you?

 

[thebigdream]

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You don't understand Kiwi prudes!
Licking the bottle was FUNNY!
HA HA!

Funny but not wEiRd? Hmm something's not right here! I'm starting to think this Nick guy's a liar!

 

[Billable Hours]

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Nick must think he's so clever with the veiled coke reference here.
There's a pretty well known SNL sketch from the 70s with John Belushi and Dan Ackroyd about the Billy Goat Tavern in Chicago and one of the most famous lines is "No Pepsi...COKE"

It was such a a big thing at the time the restaurant made a sign.


Real smart, Nick. Your superchat looks like you're asking to be paid in coke instead of cash.

He's still using, I'd bet on it.

 

[elb]

Nick getting arrested and his kids taken away because he was addicted to coke and opened his marriage up so a cokewhore could swoop in and try to replace his current wife (who, as far as the farms can tell, is still there) was a "rough summer".

“Hey Dad remember when I was 8 and you regularly exposed me to cocaine, CPS took all of us away, and your and Mom’s whore moved in? Lmao that was a rough summer”

 

[SaltyFanta]

He (Melton) can be a primadonna at times but hes alright in my opinion.

My nigga, he said some types of Child porn should be legal, and then went on to sexually harass Aaron's daughter to get at him. I don't think he's alright.

 

[Desktop User2]

but hes alright in my opinion.

I think the dude that claimed if you got trapped in a mine with a 3yo you could not help yourself but fuck the kid is not alright. The singing about wanting to fuck a 6yo is also iffy for me but I´m a little fussy, so dunno...

 

[AnOminous]

Correct. The posts with the verified checkmark will be him.

I didn't think he could be more pathetic but there's always a new low. He's reduced from superchat superstar to an absolute loser who is so cucked by the KKK he can't stream, and on top of that, is a paypig to an open pedophile Z-list nobody.

And come to think of it, even more pathetic, this loser burnout is so despised that he even gets shit-talked by the kind of people who hang out on that chat, whether to ayylawg Melton or be unironic fans (I assume this ayylawg to a Nick ayylawg has his own ayylawgs).

 

[DemsBNutz]

Thinking we need a Cuck DIE Nasty logo.. I will play with some Ideas tonight.. unless some one already made one?

 

[Captain Manning]

Also, related to Nick being a cuck, I doubt that anyone has been tried for revenge porn for sharing pictures with exactly one person through private communication channels. That might be the "fact pattern" issue that the DA has with this case.

I think the "fact pattern problem" is the necessary element of "harassment" that comes with the felony version of that charge. I think they overcharged him, and are gonna have to backpedal somewhat.

Like I've said a number of times, I'll maybe go along with Aaron technically being guilty of misdemeanor revenge pornography, but I do not believe he shared that picture with Geno for the purposes of "harassing" Kayla. What happened there was a dudebro bragging to another dudebro.

I get some people here really hate Aaron, but treating what he did as a felony is fucking retarded. Naturally, Nick thinks it's a slam dunk. This is because Nick is especially retarded. Nick is frequently wrong on all legal matters. Especially his own.

My prediction is still that he'll plead out on a misdemeanor, and get a slap on the wrist.

Twister . . . "The Game That Ties You Up in Knots (naked)"
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EDIT:
I'll be waiting with baited breathe for all of "muh story" corrections . . .

Oh good! Nick just admitted to naked Twister!

Another win for the toe!

No, really! Another one of Aaron's stories has been verified thanks to Nick's big fucking mouth. He's really owning everybody!

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Cross posting this from the Aaron thread.
These are the timestamps at which Aaron discussed our very own @House Cat degeneracy timeline.

Only a quick mention at the start of the stream and then the little faggot held the timeline hostage until his eBegging had gathered enough money to meet his goal.

Then he talked about it at length (skipping stuff that would involve our wife due to his bail conditions)

See time stamps below.

First mention of it happens at 5:15 (timespamped link, tracking part of URL removed)

Spoiler: Embedded Video

And then the "big" coverage happens at the very end starting at 4:23:44 (Timestamped link, tracking URL removed)

Spoiler: Embedded Video

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Cross posting this from the Aaron thread.
These are the timestamps at which Aaron discussed our very own @House Cat degeneracy timeline.

Only a quick mention at the start of the stream and then the little faggot held the timeline hostage until his eBegging had gathered enough money to meet his goal.

Then he talked about it at length (skipping stuff that would involve our wife due to his bail conditions)

See time stamps below.

can you post a tl;dw so we don't have to watch or listen to this fucking ugly faggot

 

[Oxyjen]

Cross posting this from the Aaron thread.
These are the timestamps at which Aaron discussed our very own @House Cat degeneracy timeline.

Only a quick mention at the start of the stream and then the little faggot held the timeline hostage until his eBegging had gathered enough money to meet his goal.

Then he talked about it at length (skipping stuff that would involve our wife due to his bail conditions)

See time stamps below.

Thanks for that, I spent ages scrubbing through the video trying to find where he discussed it for more than 5 seconds at a time.

Big ups to House Cat! Who I assumed was a she, oops

 

[Shagedan]

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You don't understand Kiwi prudes!
Licking the bottle was FUNNY!
HA HA!

To be fair, it is pretty funny that Nick is a gay alcoholic retard.