DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Elite Kipchak]

erm actually that is fry sauce there is a difference chud and it is the most bottom of the barrel "secret sauce" you can get. it's literally just equal parts ketchup and mayo. I guarantee Phil has both ingredients from leftover doordash condiment packets. He could have that burger right now if he wanted it. But with that bad back he can't mix sauces in a paper bowl so we need to rally together and pay $2k so he can finally taste it for the first time.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Gezz I was watching WPIG during to react and it was rough. Phil's too low IQ to figure out when a video was submitted to make fun of him, plus there's the whole book report of every video. Unless a whale comes out tonight (and OIC has been whaling a lot recently), the streak is gonna be broken tonight cause he struggled to hit 150 today.

 

[johnkimble123]

I gotta admit, I'm feeling super felted:

Goal 1 - MVC Collection, bailed in last hour by $50 tip from somebody trying to make names that sound like Anonymouse
Goal 2 - Dead Rising; lots of begging all stream, started last hour barely half way there with no tips for hours, needed OT and admitted stalling to barely hit goal
Goal 3 - WWE Champions, dents best friend, they love this shit
Goal 4 - Silent Hill 2, whaled by Anons during podcast, legit got $14 for 3 hours of gameplay after whales left
Goal 5 - Silent Hill 2, whaled by Iron Chef Coffee, nobody else really cared and nobody even gave a penny after goal
Goal 6 - ReACK, KC dents supported early because anti-RTU content, quiet the whole ReACK stream, bailed out in last 45 minutes

Dude is calling in every whale favor to get over this hump now, just to eat a shitty $20 fast food meal. I have no doubt he'll get there, whether with a whale or a fake tip tonight, but it's so pathetic how much energy is needed to do it.

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

He’s so desperate to be noticed by KC it’s just sad at this point.

I've never seen him act so pathetically before. I really wish Surly Muppet was still around; his commentary on the Queero Casino arc would have been gold.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

I gotta admit, I'm feeling super felted:

Goal 1 - MVC Collection, bailed in last hour by $50 tip from somebody trying to make names that sound like Anonymouse
Goal 2 - Dead Rising; lots of begging all stream, started last hour barely half way there with no tips for hours, needed OT and admitted stalling to barely hit goal
Goal 3 - WWE Champions, dents best friend, they love this shit
Goal 4 - Silent Hill 2, whaled by Anons during podcast, legit got $14 for 3 hours of gameplay after whales left
Goal 5 - Silent Hill 2, whaled by Iron Chef Coffee, nobody else really cared and nobody even gave a penny after goal
Goal 6 - ReACK, KC dents supported early because anti-RTU content, quiet the whole ReACK stream, bailed out in last 45 minutes

Dude is calling in every whale favor to get over this hump now, just to eat a shitty $20 fast food meal. I have no doubt he'll get there, whether with a whale or a fake tip tonight, but it's so pathetic how much energy is needed to do it.

Even if he doesn't make it he'll just move the goalposts because he clearly wants to do it as a special event an excuse to not play games for a steam and collect more money than usual for it.

 

[Jang Joo]

Secret Limited just released an 8 hour video on Tekken 8, the boy is back out of retirement!

Damn, 8 hours of dropped moofs and mashing scrubs? I'm gonna have to consider it.

Always nice to see a good samaritan return

 

[CaptainDeTractor]

Secret Limited just released an 8 hour video on Tekken 8, the boy is back out of retirement!

I just want to throw it out there that his nasty fucking teeth are disgusting. I don’t know the context of it but there’s another photo of him making some weird scowl face and his teeth are all yellow and weird looking. Like it actually disgusts me to see it. Does anyone know what photo I’m talking about?

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Secret Limited just released an 8 hour video on Tekken 8, the boy is back out of retirement!

Yessss. I needed this.

 

[RougeRed]

I just want to throw it out there that his nasty fucking teeth are disgusting. I don’t know the context of it but there’s another photo of him making some weird scowl face and his teeth are all yellow and weird looking. Like it actually disgusts me to see it. Does anyone know what photo I’m talking about?

I don't have it on-hand, but I'm pretty sure you're talking about the picture of him in the Ryu costume that he used as a thumbnail/promo shit. It is exceptionally gross.

 

[NegaBoogie1488]

View attachment 6497464 Please don't send the Wendy's hit squad after me, but the sauce is essentially Thousand Island with less than 2% hot sauce.

Of course the first and main ingredient is ‘Soybean oil’. Perfect for the king soy boy to enjoy!

 

[johnkimble123]

I don't have it on-hand, but I'm pretty sure you're talking about the picture of him in the Ryu costume that he used as a thumbnail/promo shit. It is exceptionally gross.

 

[johnkimble123]

I'm not saying you have to be retarded to buy DSP merch but...

 

[Your Landlord]

I just want to throw it out there that his nasty fucking teeth are disgusting. I don’t know the context of it but there’s another photo of him making some weird scowl face and his teeth are all yellow and weird looking. Like it actually disgusts me to see it. Does anyone know what photo I’m talking about?

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

Well, rich leaked his DMs with the guy on stream today.

Spoiler: the DSP in your DMs experience

The relevant stuff starts at August 30. My favorite part is him saying he would clown on LTG to his face if he showed up to his doorstep, I guess he thinks Khet would step up to protect her man.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Always love to see two lolcows interact, especially when they're two narcissists like RTU and DSP because all of their interactions inVAHLVe the both of them accusing the other of being the way they themselves are. It's like putting two mirrors in front of each other

What is he trying to attract Fuentes for his next interview?

AF (short for American Fags) is full of soft closeted gay men, Phil would fit right in.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Well, rich leaked his DMs with the guy on stream today.

Spoiler: the DSP in your DMs experience

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The relevant stuff starts at August 30. My favorite part is him saying he would clown on LTG to his face if he showed up to his doorstep, I guess he thinks Khet would step up to protect her man.

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I don't like RTU but I did laugh out loud at those pictures of LTG and Bill Gates responding to walls of text.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

"From now on, people are not allowed to shit on me during interviews"

"Why does no one want to come to my show? Are they scared of me? Yeah, that must be it, I'm such a tough guy"
*Insert Keem, you are someone whOoOoOOooo*

I would love this cocksucker to have ItsAGundam, TBS or anyone who actually knows Phil lore just to see if he's as tough as he thinks he is. He's confusing people thinking he's a loser not worth anyone's time with people being afraid of him.

We all know what will happen when someone doesn't put up with Phil's BS in one of these "interviews". We saw it a few weeks ago with Craig. And Phil will think he won.

 

[Gramh]

"hey rich, come on my show. come on my show rich. let's interview because 200 people will watch rich. fine I won't talk to you anymore rich. did you say something rich? come on my show. don't respond if you're a bitch, hah you didn't message me back, you're a bitch. well this is the 3rd or 2nd to last chance or i'm not going to talk to you ever again. I walked away from my phone for 10 minutes and thought you responded, you must have deleted it or something. respond soon. Rich, it's beginning to seem like you don't want to be on my show, what gives? message me back. last chance. this is the last chance. or i'll stop talking to you forever. come on my show rich" - DSP.

 

[johnkimble123]

Phil sending 4 messages w/o an answer is pretty cringy, every one of them being sent at gin o'clock, his favorite time to tweet and call scorned lovers like Rambo

 

[strandedcastaway]

Phil's nights of drunk texting Rich at 3:30am certainly convince me he's a king who everyone loves now.