DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Elbe]

Watching this throwback garbage and it really seems Phil has finally found a friend willing to hang out with him - himself.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Well, rich leaked his DMs with the guy on stream today.

Spoiler: the DSP in your DMs experience

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The relevant stuff starts at August 30. My favorite part is him saying he would clown on LTG to his face if he showed up to his doorstep, I guess he thinks Khet would step up to protect her man.

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Phil sure does love writing love letters to himself. And why the fuck is he constantly bringing up LTG? Phil, he's not going to fuck you.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Phil hit the goal tonight. Tips were dead for the majority of time getting to 60 bucks till the last 30 mins, then he started to beg hardcore, some Australian guy (never heard of him) something like adamdbz90'sman dumped 100 austrialian dollary dos in superstickers. Then Patric Carrillo dumped the final 18. That Patric has been dumping A LOT of money lately. Bought some dan shirts to. Probably spent 1000 bucks on Phil in the last month. Anyways, this is the guy's youtube channel. It is sad cause it appears the guy has a kid, and instead of making his family's life better, he's giving Phil gambling money.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKSZHApL98roZyOL2SXM9gA

 

[DerelictOnion]

Phil hit the goal tonight. Tips were dead for the majority of time getting to 60 bucks till the last 30 mins, then he started to beg hardcore, some Australian guy (never heard of him) something like adamdbz90'sman dumped 50 austrialian dollary dos in superstickers. Then Patric Carrillo dumped the final 18. That Patric has been dumping A LOT of money lately. Bought some dan shirts to. Probably spent 1000 bucks on Phil in the last month. Anyways, this is the guy's youtube channel. It is sad cause it appears the guy has a kid, and instead of making his family's life better, he's giving Phil gambling money.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKSZHApL98roZyOL2SXM9gA

Damn, he looks exactly the way I imagine a DSP fan would look.

 

[johnkimble123]

Damn, he looks exactly the way I imagine a DSP fan would look.

Lets be honest, has any DSP fan ever not looked like what we'd expect them to look like?

 

[Your Landlord]

Lets be honest, has any DSP fan ever not looked like what we'd expect them to look like?

Pandalee, maybe? Her whole head is pretty fucked.

 

[fukuyama]

Patric Carillo's twitter:

https://x.com/cheeruppaddy

image below; imagine naming your fucking kid after a ninja turtle, no wonder his wife died. Probably from cringe.:
"@DSP Throwback Man, it's feels good to see your comeback phil. I've been a screwup these past few years (wife passing, spiraling poor choices, being a poorer dad) and you're bringing me hope "

 

[myone]

Probably spent 1000 bucks on Phil in the last month

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKSZHApL98roZyOL2SXM9gA

From the profile avatar:

Will he ever explain to the kid how there's $1000 less in the college fund because daddy had to donate funds to some faggot in Renton?

 

[Elbe]

After reading those RTU DMs it's clear why Best Buy et al wanted nothing more than to get rid of him.

When Phil believes he's higher in the pecking order than you he makes sure you know it.

What a condescending cunt.

 

[Balr0g]

After reading those RTU DMs it's clear why Best Buy et al wanted nothing more than to get rid of him.

When Phil believes he's higher in the pecking order than you he makes sure you know it.

What a condescending cunt.

Imagine how he acted at the helicopter Company. Probably slammed his Micro penne on the table and demanded Special Treatment because his dad was such an important Person. And remember he was just a "Support Agent". Basically a better Hotline worker as he also had to organize a few things. Heck didn't he also gun for his dad's position and salary? Something he simply wasn't qualified for? His ego is big no doubt. But his skill doesn't match it.

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

Watching this throwback garbage and it really seems Phil has finally found a friend willing to hang out with him - himself.

Nah, even Phil can't stand being around Phil. Why else would he need to drown himself daily in gin & beefcake jpegs?

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Imagine how he acted at the helicopter Company.

You guys seem to forget how much of a bitch phil is IRL. He's the ultimate keyboard warrior. Just remember the time he got into an online argument with jaha and when it came to meet him irl he went into bitch mode and cried "i'm an alcoholic".

 

[DerelictOnion]

You guys seem to forget how much of a bitch phil is IRL. He's the ultimate keyboard warrior. Just remember the time he got into an online argument with jaha and when it came to meet him irl he went into bitch mode and cried "i'm an alcoholic".

It's a power dynamic. In a situation where Phil has no power, he'll cower. This is happening in his interviews too, because there he is on even footing with the others. However, just imagine him in a position of power, in a managerial position for example. I imagine his subordinates would rather leave than work with him.

 

[nearbycoral]

Why does this $30 anonymous tip sound literally like DSP?

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

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Will he ever explain to the kid how there's $1000 less in the college fund because daddy had to donate funds to some faggot in Renton?

Patric Junior has to rock himself to sleep, because daddy is too busy watching the Level 1. It's tough.

 

[Pargon]

Phil, this is your Ego speaking. I just got off the phone with our lawyer/tax attorney. First, you really gotta start paying that guy again. I had to promise him you would for ten minutes before he’d even let me ask my question.

You must absolutely never stop messaging other embarrassing content creators like a drunk, dumped thot. Especially if they’re other lolcows, but especially if you’ve spent the last 15 years periodically shit-talking them for no reason other than reaching for personal gain. All of these people without question have your best interests at heart, and you are in no way a retarded boomer Polack for reversing your 1930s America-inspired policy of closed-and-locked isolationism in favor of sucking their unwashed genitals (unprompted, to completion) before then asking for a favor.

 

[Brother Wind]

every single trick in the book works for him

And he is so proud of that business degree too...

Truly DSP's only selfless act, to not put a baby into that woman and ruin her life.

Honestly, I am mad I don't get to live in the timeline where Phil begs for the money to pay child support, banning people for bringing up Leanna's latest social media post with her, some potato head retard second grader, and the husband all at the zoo.

 

[Free Jasper]

God those DMs are embarrassing, what a whiney bitch.

Message after message of ‘Hey, please notice me!’, ‘Hey, you have to respond now because I’m popular!’, ‘Hey, RESPOND TO REE!’.

The saddest part to me is when RTU casually tosses in a pic of LTG and Phillip is like ‘That’s the best you’ve got?’ as if this is some retarded important dick measuring contest rather than some clown clearly riling him up.

THEN he starts on about ‘exclusivity rights’ as if he’s a media titan streaming the Super Bowl rather than 2 fat faggots squabbling to try and get attention.

Fuck me, that guys life is broken.

 

[HorseSense]

Well, rich leaked his DMs with the guy on stream today.
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I'm pretty sure this DSP lied about wanting an apology from RTU. While all of DSP's messages are 50% clingy, 50% rapey, the "Convince me" message took me out.

DSP forgets that he started the interview communications. Starting with the "everyone wants it" meme...which is a lie according to his last prestream where he said alottapeepul told him not to have the interview. He then proceeds with his concern trolling act mixed with wanting RTU to beg. Then sets a bunch of conditions, again forgetting that RTU did not ask to be on the prestream.

My unhinged detractor theory is DSP is some type of faggot, but not gay. His desire to publicly dominate men is now (maybe always has) mixing with his baseline human traits like sexuality and sense of self. But he doesn't want the two way street of actual intercourse.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

You guys seem to forget how much of a bitch phil is IRL. He's the ultimate keyboard warrior. Just remember the time he got into an online argument with jaha and when it came to meet him irl he went into bitch mode and cried "i'm an alcoholic".

While I 100% agree Phil is too much of a pussy to start something with anyone face to face, don't forget about his other preferred means of contact. Emails. We've seen from just a few of the people leaking receipts that Phil will give a mini pre-stream in written form if he's given the opportunity. I don't know if there was anyone at Best Buy for Phil to vent to in emails, but I bet the helicopter company had some poor soul who had to read Phil's complaints before ultimately deciding to just forward them straight to spam.