Off-Topic Transphobic Animals - Pets and other animals who sniff out frauds or react negatively to troons

[BunchofMunch]

Many dog toys are made of rubber. So a dog finding a squishy silicone thing that smells like someone he knows and also smells like crotch makes for a fantastic toy for the good boy. Any homes with toy obsessed dogs know you don’t leave any valued stuffed animals lying around either because they also resemble toys to any dog that’s looking for fun. No use blaming the dog for just doing what he’s supposed to do. And if it was so important to her, why wasn’t she wearing it?

I just hope the dog didn’t suffer any ill effects from his playtime.

My dog always shake toys a lot when playing, and now I can't get the mental image of him vigorously shaking an ultra realistic rubber penis out of my head.. *flopflopflopflop*

 

[AnOminous]

No use blaming the dog for just doing what he’s supposed to do. And if it was so important to her, why wasn’t she wearing it?

Typical of a troon to endanger an animal, then expect to be compensated for the results of her own negligence.

 

[Fapcop]

Even in the outdoors, some patch of color that's out of place will spook them sometimes. Like some differently colored sand or dirt or a flower. Sometimes they associate a color with some traumatic event involving that color and shy away from it afterwards. Or sometimes it just startles them by being out of place.

So I imagine some ugly ass abomination like a modern Pride flag would set off all kinds of alarms, having multiple weird colors in it.

Or maybe they just assume anything involving those colors involves people who probably rape animals too.

Horses are gentle and intelligent beasts.

Some might even say they’re smarter than most shitlibs given their authentically horrified “DANGER DANGER” reaction to the pride flag.

 

[PetiteFeet]

My dog always shake toys a lot when playing, and now I can't get the mental image of him vigorously shaking an ultra realistic rubber penis out of my head.. *flopflopflopflop*

Kinda like this?

Sadly Oscar isn't transphobic, or rather I don't know because he's never been exposed to a tranny. Sorry

 

[AfghanBlue]

Counterpoint: cats can see demons

I am sure I’ve read somewhere that all healthy animals, regardless of size, take 21 or so seconds to empty a full bladder at full stream.

Ditto mammals of all sizes when healthy, tend to take about 12 seconds to bump out a turd.

I read that and then timed myself, and then my cat, who went to use her toilet at early the same time in my eye line.
And yea. 12 seconds each.
(In terms of like, setting down, and then beginning of engaging your bowel and getting going, til your gut fully shutting off and being done. Not like, 12 entire seconds of actively shitting one massive long shit)

 

[Otterly]

I read that and then timed myself, and then my cat, who went to use her toilet at early the same time in my eye line.

You, madam (or sir) have the sprit of a true scientist. I shall also be timing myself and the cats later.
Do your follow you too and then stare you out? Or are mine just weird?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Ditto mammals of all sizes when healthy, tend to take about 12 seconds to bump out a turd.

I read that and then timed myself, and then my cat, who went to use her toilet at early the same time in my eye line.
And yea. 12 seconds each.
(In terms of like, setting down, and then beginning of engaging your bowel and getting going, til your gut fully shutting off and being done. Not like, 12 entire seconds of actively shitting one massive long shit)

Unless you're Data from Star Trek 12 seconds is not long enough to read a newspaper.

 

[a hapless toad]

Do your follow you too and then stare you out? Or are mine just weird?

Every cat I've ever had has done this. But also all cats are weird.

(Note that if I walk into the laundry room and my cat is using the box I will apologize and leave the room until he's done.)

 

[TruffleSpark]

this is way funnier than it has any right to be

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

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Not nearly as funny as the doggo who destroyed another pooner's fake pingas, but still a gem.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

My dog always shake toys a lot when playing, and now I can't get the mental image of him vigorously shaking an ultra realistic rubber penis out of my head.. *flopflopflopflop*

I saw a similar sight recently: my buddy at work had been walking his dog in the park, and it had run off and come back with another dog, fighting over a huge rubber dildo that they'd found dumped in the undergrowth. He and the other dog's owner had no idea how to react to this, so they just started filming. He showed the whole team the video and we were in tears laughing at it. Fucking degenerates having public sex and not tidying up after themselves, and then dogs destroying the dildos. It was funny as hell though.

 

[Gingervitis]

I saw a similar sight recently: my buddy at work had been walking his dog in the park, and it had run off and come back with another dog, fighting over a huge rubber dildo that they'd found dumped in the undergrowth. He and the other dog's owner had no idea how to react to this, so they just started filming. He showed the whole team the video and we were in tears laughing at it. Fucking degenerates having public sex and not tidying up after themselves, and then dogs destroying the dildos. It was funny as hell though.

Show us the video, coward

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Show us the video, coward

He never sent me it, he just showed me it on his phone. I'll remind him to upload it next time I see him.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I'm putting it here because it seems insanely close to the topic.
If someone feels inclined to delete, so be it, but its so close, im risking being "offtopic".

 

[Not A Cat Person]

I'm putting it here because it seems insanely close to the topic.
If someone feels inclined to delete, so be it, but its so close, im risking being "offtopic".
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You know there have got to be people out there who insist their pets are transgender. Like a cat that is female but 'acts like a boy so we go by he/him pronouns and it is transphobic if the vet does not refer to my sweet little calico boi as such'

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

You know there have got to be people out there who insist their pets are transgender. Like a cat that is female but 'acts like a boy so we go by he/him pronouns and it is transphobic if the vet does not refer to my sweet little calico boi as such'

Gee when I was a kid my female dog use to hump my male cat. I used to laugh my ass off when she did it, I mean she couldn't hurt him outside of his pride.

My dog has been dead for nearly 20 years, but it could bring me new laughter if I decided to troll on Reddit or something true stories of my female dog who I can now claim identified as a gay male cat and, in my ignorance, I didn't realize what a trailblazer "he" was. Thank God Nicky was a gender-neutral name I can't get blamed with the sin of misgendering them. Although "he" was a sex offender given the humping wasn't consensual damn even animal troons are sex pest.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Gee when I was a kid my female dog use to hump my male cat. I used to laugh my ass off when she did it, I mean she couldn't hurt him outside of his pride.

My dog has been dead for nearly 20 years, but it could bring me new laughter if I decided to troll on Reddit or something true stories of my female dog who I can now claim identified as a gay male cat and, in my ignorance, I didn't realize what a trailblazer "he" was. Thank God Nicky was a gender-neutral name I can't get blamed with the sin of misgendering them. Although "he" was a sex offender given the humping wasn't consensual damn even animal troons are sex pest.

Days of Boyhood has a reverse thing going on with her pet.

And Posie Parker has merch of "Rover the trans dog":


ETA:

You know there have got to be people out there who insist their pets are transgender. Like a cat that is female but 'acts like a boy so we go by he/him pronouns and it is transphobic if the vet does not refer to my sweet little calico boi as such'

There are some calico tom cats, but they all have Klinefelter's syndrome. Cat colours are linked to the sex chromosomes, and they need a ginger gene on one X and a different colour on another X to be calico, so they're all XX females or a tiny number of XXY males. It's a clear example of sex being binary because they have XXY chromosomes but are unambiguously male, they're just not as fertile as a normal XY male and some of them are a bit retarded. Troons will cite Klinefelter's as "intersex" but it's an exclusively male condition

 

[Kari Kamiya]

You know there have got to be people out there who insist their pets are transgender.

Think there's been a few posts documented on the site somewhere about that. Thing is that there are pets that get misgendered when young all the time and the owners will tend to keep the original names since "Well, the animal's already accustomed to this name". We have a cat we were told was a boy because my aunt said so even though we suspected it was a girl all along, but we gave her the name "Oliver" and it's stuck. "Olive" is an okay workaround, but I think it's funny calling this girl cat "Oliver". If we had given her "Charlie" like we did her brother, we'd have still been okay with it because it could've been a nickname of "Charlotte". And another cat of ours was called "Ebony" until we found out "Oops, this is a neutered male" but had already been given the nickname of "Eb", so "Ebeneezer" he became.

So dumbasses who want to insist their pet is totally uwu trans just make themselves look more foolish for twisting themselves into pretzels for no reason.

 

[expectant asshole]

Yep, we’ve got a female cat with a male name. I guess you could also say that she has masculine traits as she bullies the other cats and is a great hunter. But she gives 0 fucks (as do we) about what pronouns people use for her. I asked which pronouns she prefers and she just looked at me like I had three heads and when back to sleep.

 

[Athena Save Us!]

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Funny how the little troon is worried about her dog misgendering her and not about having to buy new underwear all the time.