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Pooners discovering that being a young gay male isn't anything like Heartstopper is a neverending supply of free comedy
Off-Topic Pooners of Grindr - "Doods" with "bonus holes" on the dick and balls app
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In honor of Heart Stopper Season 3, heres Another Pooner Round up 
They left her tits in the armpit
We know you don't need a baguette to cover your pussy dear
Hips
Despite how hairy she is, that pose is so girly
No nipples in the wild
Beef cake doesn't mean fat ma'am
More dog ear arm pit tits
They left her tits in the armpit
We know you don't need a baguette to cover your pussy dear
Hips
Despite how hairy she is, that pose is so girly
No nipples in the wild
Beef cake doesn't mean fat ma'am
More dog ear arm pit tits
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I love how your instinctual reaction when you see like 90% of them is your brain saying: “Woman!”
Even if they have a beard and shit, you look at the eye area and the size of their head compared to the body and it says W O M A N.
Even if they have a beard and shit, you look at the eye area and the size of their head compared to the body and it says W O M A N.
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She looks like a downeyPooner has the bright idea to offer photos of her naked female body to gay men in exchange for money.
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They just always, always look like the character who's called Jack and has a problematic past that is only explored drunk at night on page 87. You know, fetishizing the male experience, the same way dudes stroke a euphoric female penis at the THOUGHT of wearing high heels.In honor of Heart Stopper Season 3, heres Another Pooner Round up
They left her tits in the armpit
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We know you don't need a baguette to cover your pussy dear
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Hips
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Despite how hairy she is, that pose is so girly
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No nipples in the wild
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Beef cake doesn't mean fat ma'am
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More dog ear arm pit tits
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Pls find her friends https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kelly-...tbodytendermind-ass_child-photopotamus.68478/
She said she's on there. Might be in her furry suit.
She said she's on there. Might be in her furry suit.
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I got a free week of ultra because I appealed my ban and somehow got unbanned after calling a pajeet a streetshitter, so I went on a bit of a screenshot spree which I will post in parts (to avoid having to look so close at so many pooners to edit them).
Before we get into the lovely ladies, here's a laddy on the hunt for poon
It really is as if "trying too hard" were given human form
To borrow a left phrase, "there's too much to unpack here, so we're going to throw out the entire suitcase"
I'm very glad we don't have smell-o-vision, 'cause this bitch look like she STANKY
Besides the zipper-tits, this is just what a lot of fat (gay) Essex guys look like
100% she can't book appointments on the phone, but she'll definitely dick you down, for sure
"powerlifter"
The most TIM looking TIF I've ever seen
(9/46)
Before we get into the lovely ladies, here's a laddy on the hunt for poon
It really is as if "trying too hard" were given human form
To borrow a left phrase, "there's too much to unpack here, so we're going to throw out the entire suitcase"
I'm very glad we don't have smell-o-vision, 'cause this bitch look like she STANKY
Besides the zipper-tits, this is just what a lot of fat (gay) Essex guys look like
100% she can't book appointments on the phone, but she'll definitely dick you down, for sure
"powerlifter"
The most TIM looking TIF I've ever seen
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Well I tapped out. I made it to page ten but the amount of moralfags on here crying about the ethics of fucking a pooner as a straight man proved to be about the gayest thing ive seen on this site. Even gayer than fucking a hairy pooner.
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Did no one ever teach you not to stick your dick in crazy? Have fun in BPD land. As a friend often says, "I hope the fuck you get is worth the fuck you get."
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Looks like the hair disappeared from her head and went everywhere else. Girl should audition for Mountain Monsters.Hips
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What exactly is a pooner “power bottom”?!
She rides you cowgirl style?
She rides you cowgirl style?
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In this case it probably means "pillow princess who bosses you around"
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Some of those delusional ladies are claiming to be 5’10 through to 6’2.
I know it’s not impossible for women to be those heights, but are pooners taking to lying about their heights now?
Many men who are 5’9 claim to be “just under 6 foot”, and many men who are 5’7 say they are 5’9 or 5’10.
Maybe with some platform soles or DMs they can get away with that, and perhaps with a lot of shoulder work and really good posture they could get away with it mostly.
But pooners? I doubt it.
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Huh. That girl has that same way of talking, that so many tifs have, but it's just come into focus for me, what it actually is now-
They talk in a strangulated* way like they are so out of breath.
*yea obv the frog voice, but it's like it's actually tiring them out to speak, rather than just a croak
I wonder if the testosterone is running high pressure blood through the neck or something.
There's an especially bloody way to die as an alcoholic,
Which is where you basically get varicose veins inside your throat from the alcohol, and they burst you vomit liters and liters of blood.
What with all the cardiac and cholesterol issues pooners have, this strangled out of breath voice, along with the little pug noses they have (heart's=cartilage) is liek an early warning signal as to what the Test is doing to them.
They go redder and redder like the classic pink pooner, as the effort of sitting speaking to camera, takes its toll.
When your body feels under stress your emote likely to feel a pressure and rush on harder, so it's like a viscous cycle.
It kind of explains why I feel a subconscious panic from their manner, when I watch tifs speak.
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LMAO the size of that dick
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essex only. can't accom. never for RN
Wtf does any of this even mean? I don't speak pooner
Wtf does any of this even mean? I don't speak pooner
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Essex is somewhere in England. Accom. I'd assume means "accomodations", so no separate living space(or doesn't want to show wierd people from grindr where it is, which is logical). RN can be anything.
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Accommodate is the British way of saying host in US grindr slang. Cant accomodate, meaning the hookup can't take place at their house.
RN = right now. Meaning she wants to plan it in advance. Which is like the antithesis of grindr. You're horny now, you find someone online now. Grindr stops showing you in the grid an hour after you turn it off. It's designed for immediate encounters.
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Who knew Agent 45 was packing both kinds of heat? (also you should probably spoiler that image bro)
I'll edit the next batch of doooods after I've digested my breakfast so I don't throw up in the back of my throat again
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Some of the rotdogs out there are just monstrous.
I saw a pooner talk about “big dick life” (you wish bitch) about how she has to carefully put it on the toilet seat when using a bathroom, avoiding trampolines and how jumping and running was a problem unless she had “secured it”.
Just bizarre shit that no man with a giant cock ever had to deal with, because actual natural penises are made and function in an UNretarded way, unlike rotdogs.