Money FB 12/19 Blarb is selling a tractor

[Mark Corrigan]

Link: http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/grd/5925600130.html

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

What the hell? For that tiny lawn they have a ride on? Is that the mower chris was bitching about having to use? He had to sit his fat ass on a ride on and it was the largest burden ever?

 

[Sho'nuff]

Does anyone even cut their grass there? Or is it just an Autism zone around that house where nothing useful grows?

 

[JULAY]

Barb really has no idea of an appropriate value for used merchandise, does she?

What the hell? For that tiny lawn they have a ride on? Is that the mower chris was bitching about having to use? He had to sit his fat ass on a ride on and it was the largest burden ever?

Chris: Yeah, and again, those were very hot days, too. And sometimes the lawnmower would quit on me! And I'd have to practically kick-start it, with my foot, I had to kick it to start it up again!

And you've gotta love the reviews:

http://www.searsoutlet.com/YT-3000-...-Lawn-Tractor/d/product_details.jsp?pid=11176

 

[Buck Mullet]

Craftaman makes a durn fine tractor i'll tell you what.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Can I haggle this time?

Also:

Used to mow our lawn a few times and gently used.

Yeah no shit Chris.

 

[jawsome]

An open invitation to call Barb and talk lawn mowers? This year is going to end on a high note!

 

[CatParty]

throw barb under the lawnmower

 

[Jack Awful]

Knowing Chris, the thing probably doesn't even work.

 

[Very Honest Content]

I feel like the "Bob's clothes" person would be all over this opportunity for some reason . . .

 

[CynicallyInsane]

Does it come with a hand-made Sonichu medalion?

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Does anyone even cut their grass there? Or is it just an Autism zone around that house where nothing useful grows?

I dont think they even have lawn grass anymore. Looks like there's only weed, prairie grass, and dirt now.

 

[IV 445]

It's been mothballed for years since Bob's death. I'm positive that fact will knock down the price and quality of the item.

Also lol at the half-ass attempt to cover up the tractor lawnmower with a tarp

 

[ICametoLurk]

>tractor

 

[GV 998]

Barb really has no idea of an appropriate value for used merchandise, does she?


Chris: Yeah, and again, those were very hot days, too. And sometimes the lawnmower would quit on me! And I'd have to practically kick-start it, with my foot, I had to kick it to start it up again!

And you've gotta love the reviews:

http://www.searsoutl et.com/YT-3000-42-Briggs-Stratton-21-hp-Gas-Powered-Riding-Lawn-Tractor/d/product_details.jsp?pid=11176

considering that the lawn mower is not only used and is apparently a piece of shit that doesn't work properly, they should be lucky to get $75 for it

 

[Holdek]

Are riding mowers usually referred to as "tractors?"

 

[Aldora]

Living next to the Chandlers must do wonders to the value of your house.

 

[Slowinthemind]

No one will buy that rust bucket without seeing it run, fatty will still be in bed at the time of the viewing.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Are riding mowers usually referred to as "tractors?"

Sometimes, probably. I personally don't recall that being used to refer to a riding mower.

So I can only deduce that Chrissy and Barb are gravely misinformed as to what that thing actually is.

 

[Hyperion]

Wasn't Chris a water boy?