Money FB 12/19 Blarb is selling a tractor

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It took Chris over three weeks to figure out the listing got taken down. Meanwhile, he spent over a hundred bucks on the Z-Ring and Skylanders.

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http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/grd/5957265501.html

"Used to mow our lawn a few times and gently used. It rides good after powering on. Needs old gas removed. Included also is a full-size tarp cover for the tractor. For more details, call at the phone number for this article"
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
It took Chris over three weeks to figure out the listing got taken down. Meanwhile, he spent over a hundred bucks on the Z-Ring and Skylanders.

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http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/grd/5957265501.html

"Used to mow our lawn a few times and gently used. It rides good after powering on. Needs old gas removed. Included also is a full-size tarp cover for the tractor. For more details, call at the phone number for this article"
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Hope the ween in this thread got forum banned.

EDIT: lol, Chris was too lazy to fix the typo ("Craftaman").
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
It rides good after powering on. Needs old gas removed
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How does it "ride good" or even start up if the old gas needs to be removed? I suspect they didn't test it all, or they're deliberately lying. Also, of course, they're so lazy they can't bother to drain it and put fresh gas in it to increase it's desirability, and are stupid enough to announce it.

Mark Corrigan said:
Hope the ween in this thread got forum banned.
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He got his own thread:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/islamiccontent-marktwainfan-lucas.25832
 
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JULAY said:
Barb really has no idea of an appropriate value for used merchandise, does she?
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No, she really doesn't. Hoarders have a bad tendency to think that anything in their pile of crap is valuable, even if it's covered in dust, food stains, feces and animal urine. Somehow, I'm guessing anything that's been in contact with Chris' butt would likely depreciate in value, but who knows with weens.
 
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Mogambo said:
No, she really doesn't. Hoarders have a bad tendency to think that anything in their pile of crap is valuable, even if it's covered in dust, food stains, feces and animal urine. Somehow, I'm guessing anything that's been in contact with Chris' butt would likely depreciate in value, but who knows with weens.
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My dad's a hoarder raised by hoarders, so I can confirm this.

Nigga had rotted books, old loan statements, a broken sink, seven lawnmowers, two rusted trucks, a 10yo car battery, and a toilet. Still thinks they're worth something.

Field Marshal Crappenberg said:
Also, of course, they're so lazy they can't bother to drain it and put fresh gas in it to increase it's desirability, and are stupid enough to announce it.
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I'm no mechanic, but I'll take a guess that the oil went bad and the blades aren't worth shit anymore(I'm 99% I'm wrong). There's probably even corrosion on the battery, if not now then later in the next few years.

Hortator said:
Yeahh if it hasn't been sold now, it probably wont be.
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It's a sign. Mow your damn lawn Chris.
 
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