Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[VinegarPussy]

Could it be kidney stones? They can cause flank pain (not kicking to my knowledge but…), burning like a UTI, etc.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Whatever she's got (or can't get rid of) must be resistant to most antibiotics by now. She must drive the ER doctors crazy.

Pixy is a certain flavor of schizophrenic and cluster B personality traits that make me suspect the pain and burning on urination isn't real all the time. I think if it is a problem for which she ever received a desirable outcome (attention, pain meds, Debbie getting off her back, whatever) she tries to recreate this. You go to the hospital complaining of UTI symptoms for the hundredth time, you might get a swift kick in the butt after a long wait. You also might get inappropriately high levels of attention, 2 mg Dilaudid, and a workup that makes President Biden look medically neglected, because as it turns out, a fair number of doctors also have personality disorders. And it happens often enough that she's willing to take a gamble. I think it sounds like a pretty good time every three years, but I know it happens, and I know experiencing that could possibly ruin me. It happens to relatively normal people all the time, and Pixy is far from normal.

Anyway, that's enough internet bullying today, now that I've dared doubt a woman is lying about pain.

 

[Raxxinator]

If she was really experiencing kidney pain like stones or a UTI infection, she would already be at the ER & posting a ton of “I’m scared to die/I’m dying” statuses with crying pics/vids. She has such a low tolerance for any discomfort, and at the same time a medically significant problem like this would be like a huge loot drop for her attention seeking compulsions.

I have a pretty high pain tolerance, but when I developed a kidney infection I was fucking bawling in the ER waiting room. I don’t know if Pixy would even be able to comprehend that level of pain, with how much of a wimp she comes across as.

 

[multiverse]

She's probably experiencing perimenopause flushing.

 

[Trombonista]

She's probably experiencing perimenopause flushing.

She's not even 40, though.

 

[LonesomeDud]

She's not even 40, though.

Yeah, but she's tinkering with testosterone, and her endocrine system is probably doing a lot of weird stuff. I believe she struggles with regularly taking medication, and this is likely the same with hormones.

 

[Trombonista]

but she's tinkering with testosterone

Is she? I don't think the supplements she was taking had much in them, and I wouldn't be surprised if she stopped taking them.

 

[Vampirella]

She's not even 40, though.

It can happen before 40. It's called early menopause.

That's got me thinking. As much as she cries about people calling her ma'am when she's clearly humping tables, and her crying about how she never wants kids, you'd think she'd be crying every month (if she's regular) about the pain and the blood and how it can't happen because she is a man. Pixy taking over the counter T and all the crazy sex she had when she was younger very likely messed her up with an STD or something.

I didn't think about how many of her "symptoms" do line up with menopause. You can start to feel crazy as your hormones are out of whack, and her itchiness too. Bitch needs some lotion.

 

[Dysnomia]

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Looks like Sarah is dying again. Also imagine the reeing from a phantom pregnancy arc.

A celibate man.

"I'm a man. How can I be pregnant? Am I dying? HELP! It hurts!"

I truly feel for the hospital staff. Having to deal with this dumpy smelly toad on a frequent basis has got to suck the life right out of you. She doesn't follow doctor's advice and just cries all the time about pain. I wouldn't be surprised if she has a kidney or bladder stone. She has a horrible diet and is fat and lazy. She had to be told by zoomers on TikTok to drink water. She couldn't go two days without a Coke before she complained she felt sick without it. High fructose corn syrup increases your risk of developing stones. She's always drinking sugar bombs from Starbucks and Sonic. Excessive salt intake is also a risk factor. She treats fast food like an everyday thing.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Sounds like she still has a UTI she refuses to treat correctly.

Could be that or a stone or just some byproduct of her shitty diet and lifestyle. Either way she's dying again and her foot still has an owie.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Ex-CUSE you, Rape Ghost is a gentleman and he'll put a wedding ring on Pixy and marry her before raping her.

I was wrong and I'm apparently a terrible judge of ghost character. RG needs to step up and take responsibility now that he's knocked Sarah up. I am very disappointed in both of them.

 

[Vampirella]

I truly feel for the hospital staff. Having to deal with this dumpy smelly toad on a frequent basis has got to suck the life right out of you. She doesn't follow doctor's advice and just cries all the time about pain. I wouldn't be surprised if she has a kidney or bladder stone. She has a horrible diet and is fat and lazy. She had to be told by zoomers on TikTok to drink water. She couldn't go two days without a Coke before she complained she felt sick without it. High fructose corn syrup increases your risk of developing stones. She's always drinking sugar bombs from Starbucks and Sonic. Excessive salt intake is also a risk factor. She treats fast food like an everyday thing.

With her shitty diet I wouldn't be surprised if she had every kind of stone you could have in your body.

 

[Dysnomia]

Could be that or a stone or just some byproduct of her shitty diet and lifestyle. Either way she's dying again and her foot still has an owie.

I was just thinking, wouldn't it be funny if she's just constipated from all the terrible dietary choices she makes plus her lack of movement? A full colon would put pressure on her bladder and make her have to trickle pee all the time.

The best things she could do for herself is keep clean, eat more fiber and fresh vegetables, drink only water and get exercise. She'd feel leagues better. Just laying off the fast food slop will debloat you. Bloating makes you feel lethargic and heavy so it's harder to exercise. It makes your clothes tight so it's harder to move around comfortably. Debloating via healthy food and drinking water would make her feel pretty good.

Also, there's a connection between stomach pains and anxiety. One can lead to the other. I think she's in an endless loop of owwie stomach/anxiety. Eating crappy food hurts her tummy and then she feels anxiety. She feels anxiety and then her tummy starts to hurt. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

I mean it's just a theory. But she really should try and see if a healthy diet and exercise plan would make a difference. However, I don't believe she understands what healthy eating is. Debbie looks like the type that put two sticks of butter and a cup of sugar in everything. Pixy likely never learned how to prepare healthy meals or understand why fast food is not an everyday meal. She thinks 165-170 is an ideal weight despite her being like 5'1"-2".

I know it's useless for me to suggest. She probably thinks a fast food burger is healthy if there's a piece of greasy lettuce on it.

 

[multiverse]

She's not even 40, though.

Perimenopause can start as early as 33. The menstrual phase of life varies a lot: some start as early as 8, other start as late as 16. Some women bleed into their 60s; some let up in their early 30s.

Pixy is a fatty with PCOS, who also takes testosterone supplements. I'm quite she she's starting menopause in the earlier side.

 

[Raxxinator]

I was just thinking, wouldn't it be funny if she's just constipated from all the terrible dietary choices she makes plus her lack of movement? A full colon would put pressure on her bladder and make her have to trickle pee all the time.

The best things she could do for herself is keep clean, eat more fiber and fresh vegetables, drink only water and get exercise. She'd feel leagues better. Just laying off the fast food slop will debloat you. Bloating makes you feel lethargic and heavy so it's harder to exercise. It makes your clothes tight so it's harder to move around comfortably. Debloating via healthy food and drinking water would make her feel pretty good.

Also, there's a connection between stomach pains and anxiety. One can lead to the other. I think she's in an endless loop of owwie stomach/anxiety. Eating crappy food hurts her tummy and then she feels anxiety. She feels anxiety and then her tummy starts to hurt. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

I mean it's just a theory. But she really should try and see if a healthy diet and exercise plan would make a difference. However, I don't believe she understands what healthy eating is. Debbie looks like the type that put two sticks of butter and a cup of sugar in everything. Pixy likely never learned how to prepare healthy meals or understand why fast food is not an everyday meal. She thinks 165-170 is an ideal weight despite her being like 5'1"-2".

I know it's useless for me to suggest. She probably thinks a fast food burger is healthy if there's a piece of greasy lettuce on it.

She obviously has an impulse control problem & is a comfort eater, which is a hell of a combination that requires serious self discipline & regulation in order to overcome. Some recovered binge eaters have to have rules for themselves like no eating after 8pm, prepping all their meals & maybe only eating out once a week if ever. Pixy wouldn’t be able to adhere to any of those restrictions even if she was paid to. I don’t know where she got the motivation to lose weight like she did however many years ago, but I remember she got as low as 130 something & actually looked semi good.

Only a prescription strength appetite suppressor would help to quell her need to cram her mouth full of sugar & carbs.

 

[NationBaitin]

Pixy taking over the counter T and all the crazy sex she had when she was younger very likely messed her up with an STD or something.

She's never been on testosterone and likely never will be. All the fake owwies she goes to the ER and various doctors for, she likely has a medical record three inches thick. No doctor in Victoria is going to give it to her with her mental problems. She had been taking different OTC "testosterone boosters" that have a wide variety of side effects including the crazy itching saga.

Pixy is far too full of herself to ever believe that she has severe mental health issues that need to be worked on at an in patient facility and then possibly a psychiatric group home. So we're all just here for the ride of complaints about literally anything without doing anything to help herself. That'll eventually end up in her parents passing away and her being homeless, in jail, or dead.

I'm still mad about the art show pity win.

 

[TR0N]

On one hand, I wouldn't doubt it if Sarah is having early menopause signs. On the other, she's never exactly been very cleanlily, so her having an infection is a real possibility. Even if she's been treated with antibiotics, she has poor hygiene and very well could be getting recurring infections.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I was just thinking, wouldn't it be funny if she's just constipated from all the terrible dietary choices she makes plus her lack of movement? A full colon would put pressure on her bladder and make her have to trickle pee all the time.

The best things she could do for herself is keep clean, eat more fiber and fresh vegetables, drink only water and get exercise. She'd feel leagues better. Just laying off the fast food slop will debloat you. Bloating makes you feel lethargic and heavy so it's harder to exercise. It makes your clothes tight so it's harder to move around comfortably. Debloating via healthy food and drinking water would make her feel pretty good.

Also, there's a connection between stomach pains and anxiety. One can lead to the other. I think she's in an endless loop of owwie stomach/anxiety. Eating crappy food hurts her tummy and then she feels anxiety. She feels anxiety and then her tummy starts to hurt. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

I mean it's just a theory. But she really should try and see if a healthy diet and exercise plan would make a difference. However, I don't believe she understands what healthy eating is. Debbie looks like the type that put two sticks of butter and a cup of sugar in everything. Pixy likely never learned how to prepare healthy meals or understand why fast food is not an everyday meal. She thinks 165-170 is an ideal weight despite her being like 5'1"-2".

I know it's useless for me to suggest. She probably thinks a fast food burger is healthy if there's a piece of greasy lettuce on it.

A shitty diet can make you feel like absolute crap. Your microbiome alone gets a little freaky and out of whack if all you eat is sugar and processed foods.

I get it's not for everybody but a lot of nutritionists suggest eating a variety of fermented foods every day. Things with lactobacillus and other pro and prebiotics are great for your gut biome. And add to that healthy soluble fiber which can supercharge them. Along with helping you stay regular.

Yeah a cheeseburger tastes great but when you get into your 30's you really need to slow down on those, the sugary sodas, the cookie cakes and so on. Pixy could possibly start feeling a lot better if she started eating better and pooping regularly.

 

[Stinkyboy]

She also doesn't bathe...
That certainly doesn't help matters.

 

[moorhen]

Y'all are putting too much thought into it. She's a disgusting filth ball who pisses (and shits) herself, of course she has a UTI.