- Joined
- Jul 16, 2023
Complete mental retardation.It's bleak because currently there's a young family there who haven't evacuated and are just taking their boys fishing.
Hurricane Milton
- Thread starter Smyrna
- Start date
-
🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
- Joined
- Jul 18, 2017
As bad as this is going to be it's important to remember that the last time a storm like this went up Tampas bootyhole was in 1921.
It's also important to note that much of the damage will be water, not wind. Which is an entirely different classification of insurance to what you would get in a comprehensive home owners policy.
That said, anyone who builds a mcmansion on a barrier island should be subject to the full effects of caveat emptor.
- Joined
- May 23, 2024
Florida's number 1 problem right now is lack of affordable insurance for new buyers. People are leaving the state because only the wealthy elite can tank the monthly premiums anymore.
Oh gee.. Another storm heading right for FL.....
The fuck are you thunk-provoking about here? Florida gets raped by Hurricanes more than any other state. If that confuses you or causes your tin foil hat to tingle, then I suggest you find a rope and go visit Equestria to get advice about this from magical ponies.
- Joined
- Jan 15, 2019
The world isn't that lucky.
I bet the fuckers at the Orange County Convention Center would still charge $20 per day for parking even if the god damn building is reduced to rubble and the event is moved to the fields behind it.
- Joined
- Jan 4, 2020
Non Florida Kiwis, remember: the telephone lines and power might be down for a while depending on the area. Florida men kiwis will sound off when we can, could be up to 5 days depending on if the Kiwi gets distracted helping out. You can start freaking out about us after a week offline. 
Areas aren't usually out of power/service for more than 2-3 weeks, and people travel to areas with power in the meantime, so pray for those you like's safety and don't get anxious until a week from now if someone post here and isn't back. It happens.
Areas aren't usually out of power/service for more than 2-3 weeks, and people travel to areas with power in the meantime, so pray for those you like's safety and don't get anxious until a week from now if someone post here and isn't back. It happens.
- Joined
- Jul 12, 2022
Ronald Reagan built lasers on the moon to heat up the atmosphere, this is another thing you can blame on him.
I hope it misses/gets downgraded in strength though, Florida does not deserve Andrew 2: Storm Surge Boogaloo.
I hope it misses/gets downgraded in strength though, Florida does not deserve Andrew 2: Storm Surge Boogaloo.
- Joined
- Jan 15, 2019
It's like the spice miners of Arrakis when they see worm sign. They don't airlift the men and equipment until the very last second.
Jail cell bars aren't water-tight
- Joined
- Dec 18, 2019
Alright so a basic thing to do In a hurricane is to close all doors inside to minimize the chance of the wind getting in and lifting roofs. Anything else besides blocking windows I can do? I have water and food and meds
- Joined
- May 24, 2018
If you're a FL kiwi remember to use the beautiful sound of the kiwi bird call to identify and help each other when the power and internet are cut.
- Joined
- Oct 3, 2022
I thought we yelled JULLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
- Joined
- May 9, 2017
Also, the Joplin tornado went from "not exactly ideal" to "bringer of oblivion" in the blink of an eye. There was plenty of warning on the sirens (19 minutes, which is above average), but on that specific funnel it went from an EF0 at touchdown to an EF4 in less than 5 minutes. Which is INSANE.
The Joplin tornado itself wasn't underwarned, necessarily. It just got out of hand absurdly fast.
- Joined
- Oct 20, 2018
Do you have a source of heat? It's going to be pretty rough if you get flooded in with no means of heating yourself, especially if you're getting exposed to the elements for a prolonged period of time.
If you have a gas supply then hard valve it at the street level. Same for your water supply. If your home becomes flooded then disconnect the power.
- Joined
- Oct 14, 2023
- Joined
- Feb 17, 2024
- Joined
- Dec 20, 2021
Unless highway to the dangerzone is playing on that ship, they must be sauced the fuck up to deal with that.
Weather tards, whats the danger zone for the MB pressure?
- Joined
- Jul 6, 2022
Don't get your panties in a bunch, i was just thinking out loud. lol
- Joined
- Dec 15, 2022
Is your town getting teabagged by a Greek god? This is this clearest image of a large naked man squatting menacingly in the clouds that I've ever seen.
- Joined
- Feb 17, 2024
the lower it is the more it intensifies... 800s are bad
- Joined
- Dec 20, 2021
IDK if you took the bait or you are retarded?
- Joined
- Oct 8, 2019
Tie down whatever you don't want to go out flying. Park your car where there aren't trees or poles that can fall on it if you don't have a garage. Fill up your tank, and if you have a generator, make sure you got plenty of fuel for it and dor the love of God, don't keep it indoors.
Freeze water so you have ice for food, drinks and medication. Cook your meat and eat it or it'll go bad.