Hurricane Milton

If they’re hunkered down, sure. In some fantasy world where they try having an open park with all amenities and guests and get hit with Cat 2 winds, someone’s getting smeared by a flying turkey leg stand.
i meant to the facilities. you'd be an idiot to go to an amusement park during a hurricane or to accept the liability of letting them there.
 
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I see your 10k lb straps and raise you my neighborhood. This is also a neighbor (in case the images aren't enough to make you aware.)

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I'm sure that tiny length of flex tape on the board is going to bear the entire load of the hurricane and the house will be just fine, bet you'll feel silly after that.
 
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I'm sure that tiny length of flex tape on the board is going to bear the entire load of the hurricane and the house will be just fine, bet you'll feel silly after that.
Woah, hang on buddy. That's gorilla tape, alright. That shit will hold anything. I didn't catch it in the video but he also taped a piece of foam to the unsupported corner of the wood so it didn't blow out the window.

Also, notice the middle board on the image is only taped. The upper and lower piece are wedged in behind the stucco "stone" facade. Not even a token nail.
 
Maybe Hurricane Nadine will come in on the eastern side of Florida and wipe out Disney World, if Milton doesn’t do it.
 
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I'm sure that tiny length of flex tape on the board is going to bear the entire load of the hurricane and the house will be just fine, bet you'll feel silly after that.
Billy mays would come out of his grave and pimp smack you if he heard you say this. I know thats not the guy who was selling it but he wouldn't let his as seen on t.v product get insulted by your whore mouth.
 
Yesterday, I made a joke post showing the hurricane going 90 degrees northbound into Tallahassee and up through the Carolinas. Well, I check the news today and

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PURPLE LINE

NO NO NO NO NO
It's a single track. It may or may not pan out to be the case, but usually when you have a massive outlier like that which deviates from every other track, it's generally considered an unlikely scenario.
 
So the hurricane is taking longer to hit wind shear due to the more southern path which is helping it keep up intensity. So it looks like it will have more intensity than what I hoped. Still hitting as a cat 3 but I think a cat 4 is a real outlying possibility.
 
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