🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[repentance]

Come to think of it, wouldn't a real badass gonzo journalist want to be in the hurricane to give first-hand account and documentation? Ralph of course wouldn't do that because that would actually be interesting content.

A British SomethingAwful mod in Florida for a wedding turned unintentional gonzo journalist years ago when he got caught in a hurricane. It was pretty amazing, not least of all because he was fueled by copious amounts of booze. The water got higher and that door eventually developed a crack.

Isn't Cancun on the coast of Quintana Roo? Ride those waves, Ralph.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Piggy lies about having a friend irl. The Gunt mobile is definitely gone, he's now forced to use a bus. I can't think of another reason why he would mention the status of bus transport so often. No sane person would travel by bus in Mexico if they had the option to use a car.View attachment 6499476

“IT SUCKS THAT AH MISSED SHOWS EBEN DOUGH AH NEEDS DA MUNEY MORE’N’A HEROIN USER NEEDS DAT HORSE! SPEAKING UB HORSES WHAR’S MUH HORSE WHO AB SCONSED WIB MAH CHILD?”

 

[Obscura539]

Piggy lies about having a friend irl.

Este es un hombre que tiene amigos, cabron.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

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Este es un hombre que tiene amigos, cabron.

Why is the only one smiling the guy on our right?

 

[KosherFarms.net]

The Gunt mobile is definitely gone

How would the guntmobile even be gone?

It probably just fell apart because the rape pig can't afford oil changes or preventative maintenance.

Or maybe Maker's Mark made it's mark on the front end of his truck after a liquor binge?

 

[Die For Me!]

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Este es un hombre que tiene amigos, cabron.

This whores face has the same texture as damp clay, it's so nasty the paintings are absconding their view in the opposite direction. Disgusting!

 

[lester]

So the bitch-made Gunt escaped another hurricane by the hair on his chinny chin chin.
But the cats...not so much

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

So the bitch-made Gunt escaped another hurricane by the hair on his chinny chin chin.
But the cats...not so much

Those cats will survive. Ralph's care of them has hardened them to existence after natural disasters.

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

Piggertits having friends is the least believable thing out there.

A chronic bridge burner does not keep company.

 

[Schpoots]

Ralph isn't even friends with his own head mates.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph talking about Amanduh openly on his twiddah:

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One of the most embarrassing videos Ralph has ever produced, and it's only 5 seconds long:

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For the first 3 seconds, Ralph is scrunching up and hiding his fucking jowls in his hand due being made fun of on the internet

At second 5, a fly quickly appears on screen, ready to lay some eggs in Ralphs rotten pork flesh. Ralph cannot even go 6 whole seconds without attracting insects!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

He really has nothing else other than the team he decided to like once they became good is still good.

 

[30+GameOvers]

At second 5, a fly quickly appears on screen, ready to lay some eggs in Ralphs rotten pork flesh. Ralph cannot even go 6 whole seconds without attracting insects!

See? He wasn't lying about having friends!

 

[KosherFarms.net]

Ralph talking about Amanduh openly on his twiddah:
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link / archive
One of the most embarrassing videos Ralph has ever produced, and it's only 5 seconds long:
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For the first 3 seconds, Ralph is scrunching up and hiding his fucking jowls in his hand due being made fun of on the internet
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At second 5, a fly quickly appears on screen, ready to lay some eggs in Ralphs rotten pork flesh. Ralph cannot even go 6 whole seconds without attracting insects!

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Ralph claiming that his niggerball team is better than his enemy's niggerball team as a major own will never stop being hilarious to me. Pathetic piggy

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Ralph talking about Amanduh openly on his twiddah:
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link / archive
One of the most embarrassing videos Ralph has ever produced, and it's only 5 seconds long:
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link
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For the first 3 seconds, Ralph is scrunching up and hiding his fucking jowls in his hand due being made fun of on the internet
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At second 5, a fly quickly appears on screen, ready to lay some eggs in Ralphs rotten pork flesh. Ralph cannot even go 6 whole seconds without attracting insects!

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That niggers skin tone is frightening. A pinkish pig like hue.........

 

[Cucktry Roads]

It's always funny to see this cowardly, cocksucking prick run from a little bit of rain and wind. Of course he's posting about fucking sportsball, which no one cares about.

 

[KosherFarms.net]

That niggers skin tone is frightening. A pinkish pig like hue.........

I want to see him start wearing the pink shirt again. I think I had some of my hardest laughs at Ralph just by seeing him in the pink shirt and turning red from rage hollering at people. Such a shame he's become a pity piggy in 2024. I miss the old Ralph

 

[fridgesama]

Can't even drum up excitement for his stream in the middle of a hurricane because he's too busy getting wasted out of his mind lmao. Why even rush to come back at this point? the content Eso Shaggy dug up for him has already gone stale. Oh I forgot he has to take another vacation after this vacation.

 

[AltisticRight]

Why does his wrap his hoof around his chin like this? Does he not realise he looks incredibly homosexual?
He looks even gayer than Patrick Tomlinson's stupid finger pose.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I want to see him start wearing the pink shirt again. I think I had some of my hardest laughs at Ralph just by seeing him in the pink shirt and turning red from rage hollering at people. Such a shame he's become a pity piggy in 2024. I miss the old Ralph
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Ralph will never wear that pink polo again. He religiously reads his threads here and modifies his behavior and habits based on what we mock him for like when we kept making fun of him saying pictorial and he stopped. MATTER OF FACT has he ever worn that shirt since we laughed at him for it?