Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[owed to joy]

REPORT BY OFFICER STOMPLUN:

At estimated time of 11:30 p.m., pulled over speeding and erratically driving motorist. License plate: BALLDO.

On interacting with driver, he had bloodshot, bleary eyes and a white powdery substance on his nostrils. Asked him to produce license and insurance. Instead, he showed me a bizarre sex toy on his testicles and said NO FUCK YOU YOU'RE ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT LYING! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO DRIVE MUH KEEEEEDS AROUND ALL DAY?

Then he staggered and fell over. I then proceeded to kick him in the face over and over again and kneel on his neck until he died.



Result: Officer Stomplun was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor for killing a cuck.

The AG and local DAs need only run on the case of Nick Rekieta if they're looking to campaign for harsher sentences for entitled white trash with higher-than-average networth.

While I do think Nicky is disgusting, especially for associating with Melton. I don't think the kids are in any more danger than usual.
If you still think of Nicky as a human being the actions give you warning sings. But Nicky is an addict.
The addict will look for any way to attack those who judge him. When pushed he will simply deflate on the point and claim he never held that point of view. And in general the basic human social functions of don't associate with pedos are gone.
This is sickening but normal addict behavior.

I disagree that this is just addict behavior. He hardly appeared to have a drug problem in the early days of sitting happily on Juju's dick; a seat he still fights to keep exclusively his. Knowing all the Mint Salad grooming & alienating stuff, the Cuties stuff, cozying up to Ralph irrespective of Ralph's long list of deterrents, advocating for Vito's "jokes" to be as revered as pornography; a free & valid expression of art... he doesn't gravitate to people simply because they don't condemn his drug habit. He has historically always purposefully gravitated to degenerates and sex pests.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

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• 0 Locals chat messages
• 0 Locals streams
• 0 Rumble/YouTube streams
• at least 5 YT memberships sent to an "Ethical" CP advocate
• at least $65 sent to an "Ethical" CP advocate through superchats
• MANY YT chat messages sent to an "Ethical" CP advocate stream

Nick engages more with an 'Ethical' CP advocate's community than with his own Locals, who financially support him.

It’s FUNNY and WEIRD that he’s given up completely the pretense of being a streamer. Prior to the arrest and even a little bit after, he would make Locals posts complaining about his schedule and kids activities etc. But that he will totally stream tomorrow… Now, it’s just nada. Zip. He just super chats pedophiles. He’s been completely mogged out of his job.

Once a non-practicing lawyer, now a non-practicing steamer. Such is life, you hate to see it.

 

[LiquidKid]

I did not know the Melton lore and have since educated myself by reading his OP. While the callout is embarrassing, I appreciate it brother. I realize it does look juvenile. My excitement for a KF win got the best of me. My apologies and things will be different moving forward.

Did you forget the part about “don’t touch, just observe?”
The farms wins by doing nothing. It’s when people like you do stuff like this that turns our Ws into Ls. Remember that random pedo who claimed he was a volunteer reporter for the site without authorization? You fall into the same category as that retard when you do stuff like this

 

[Kosher Dill]

Nick, an educated Christian man who's well-versed enough to teach bible study

Not a single word in this is correct. Not even "Nick", his legal name is Cuck.

 

[AnOminous]

But that he will totally stream tomorrow… Now, it’s just nada. Zip. He just super chats pedophiles. He’s been completely mogged out of his job.

He is no longer a streamer. The KKK has ordered him to cease that, and being an obedient, subservient cuck, he has obeyed our orders scrupulously. He knows there would be penalties if he defied our order to stop streaming. He is no longer allowed to stream.

He is, however, allowed to be a paypig, and that is what he is doing. Paypigging to an open pedophile for even a minor scrap of attention is now what he is allowed to do. And he is doing it. Give that pedophile more money, Nick. It's all you're allowed to do now, you sad little psycho.

 

[Oxyjen]

Here's an anecdote. You can decide whether or not you want to believe me

I believe you -but I did think it was going to be a copypasta until about half way through

He is no longer a streamer. The KKK has ordered him to cease that, and being an obedient, subservient cuck, he has obeyed our orders scrupulously. He knows there would be penalties if he defied our order to stop streaming. He is no longer allowed to stream.

The KKK hold the key to his cuck cage in this regard, and are cruelly denying him the pleasurable release of streaming.

Unfortunately, he likes that.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

For those who don't know, Melton recently bragged about how the stepfather of Aaron's kids, who is not a streamer or as far as I know a public figure of any kind, contacted Melton to beg him to stop mentioning the kids on his streams.

Eerily similar behavior to Riley's, when he taunted Mint's parents who were begging him to let them talk to her. There is something profoundly wrong with this asshole. Bloody hell, Nick you really know how to pick them, huh?

Please do not superchat that fat pedo fuck.

How is this not standard operating procedure? It really should be basic common sense, but I guess the Internet makes retards of us all.

 

[Father Balldo]

How long until Steel Toe's ex gets a Restraining Order against Patrick Felton for talking about her children?

 

[thebigdream]

He is no longer a streamer. The KKK has ordered him to cease that, and being an obedient, subservient cuck, he has obeyed our orders scrupulously. He knows there would be penalties if he defied our order to stop streaming. He is no longer allowed to stream.

He is, however, allowed to be a paypig, and that is what he is doing. Paypigging to an open pedophile for even a minor scrap of attention is now what he is allowed to do. And he is doing it. Give that pedophile more money, Nick. It's all you're allowed to do now, you sad little psycho.

Never fear, the KKK is colluding with the state of Minnesota and Montegraph to end the paypigging too.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

When the only friends left willingly to associate with you are Ethan "Ragepig" Ralph, JuJu the Cow (a "man" who likes to get fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow) and peds,
Maybe an overdose or drunk driving your cuckstang into a tree would be the best ending to the season.

 

[repentance]

Is @House Cat Cynthia/Faran/an unknown wine mom? I could be wrong but...

Spoiler: Proof or schizo

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Plenty of posts referring to Kiwi Farms as a collective, something Cynthia always does. (This is just from the first page of their profile there's probably more)

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Morally grandstanding that they're 'doing for the coke baby'.

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Familiar with all Nick orbiters and a weird threat.

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"Circle back" just feels like a weird thing to say unless you have an agenda.

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More talk of 'investigating' and hinting that the prosecutors are going to care about Nick being a cuckold in his drug case. They won't.

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The only other thread they posted to on the site was a single post to the Taylor Lorenz thread, someone that another 'journalist' (Faran) would probably dislike.

Either way, this person clearly has an agenda. If you're going to superchat these people at least do it with a different name so it doesn't look like you're trying to farm attention.

You said what a lot of us have been thinking.

Regardless of who they are, people seeking our attention and validation by immersing themselves in KF has never ended well.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

This is just beyond belief. How the fuck does anyone do this?

I want to say Nick is using again, but until the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil allows him to stream again, there's no way of knowing for sure.

 

[BigPeanut]

Did you forget the part about “don’t touch, just observe?”
The farms wins by doing nothing. It’s when people like you do stuff like this that turns our Ws into Ls. Remember that random pedo who claimed he was a volunteer reporter for the site without authorization? You fall into the same category as that retard when you do stuff like this

This is all that had to be said instead of a big angry seething autism rant

 

[miniature chungus]

Once his legal troubles are over, he WILL be forgotten

its gonna be a long time before that happens, I have no idea what the fuck your talking about. Your trying to dump the fruit while its still ripe dumbass, im 100% sure he will do more dumb shit before this is over.

I hope you dont honestly believe a non practicing lawyer who believes himself to be an actual practicing law scholar with a massive trust fund, is a coke headed addict cuckold, a egomaniac, into niggers, a swinger, and is a low iq borderline retard whos rampant drug use is causing him to make even worse decisions and lowering his iq even more on the daily wont make more content for years to come.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

its gonna be a long time before that happens, I have no idea what the fuck your talking about. Your trying to dump the fruit while its still ripe dumbass, im 100% sure he will do more dumb shit before this is over.

I hope you dont honestly believe a non practicing lawyer who believes himself to be an actual practicing law scholar with a massive trust fund, is a coke headed addict cuckold, a egomaniac, into niggers, a swinger, and is a low iq borderline retard whos rampant drug use is causing him to make even worse decisions and lowering his iq even more on the daily wont make more content for years to come.

He will make content, but he is pretty much destined to Aaron level of viewership. It is probably something I'll stop tracking after the legal stuff finishes.

 

[miniature chungus]

He will make content, but he is pretty much destined to Aaron level of viewership. It is probably something I'll stop tracking after the legal stuff finishes.

Only liking a lolcow based solely on his viewer count and popularity and not by his life and the thing he does and inevitable future legal troubles? Intresting take I guess.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

So Nick sends $75 to a pedophile and refuses to pay a court ordered $300 to someone he's defamed as a pedophile. Got it.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Only liking a lolcow based solely on his viewer count and popularity and not by his life and the thing he does and inevitable future legal troubles? Intresting take I guess.

I watched Nick quite a lot. I didn't watch him almost at all during 2023. I briefly tuned in on his coke stream, saw he was trashed, tuned out. I actually only even signed up here to discuss his legal mess. Once its done i cant imagine having any interest in him.

Obscurity is the prize Nick has earned. I'll respect that prize.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Nick is too cowardly to come here and own us. Even @RonToye was brave enough to make a farms account, but I don’t think Nick will ever be that brave.

Toye was brave enough to hit his own wife.
Nick is such a cuck that he hits himself.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

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