Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Spergichu]

Locals post 10/09/24:

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Goise, Jesus (Whom I believe is just 'some guy' and not the literal incarnation of God in human flesh) told you to forgive people and not judge them. Please don't judge me for giving my children cocaine instead of feeding or cleaning them. Also fuck those grifters who use Christianity to make money and gain influence online.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Generally speaking, the only channel a Kiwi should (if they want to) superchat to, under the same name they use here, is MATI. That's because MATI is basically an adjunct of the Farms. Even jannies sometimes superchat Null on MATI.

In all other cases... it's something that can easily blow up in your face and/or look like attention seeking. The profound funny that @AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed delivered by doing it to Nick during the Cokestream isn't really the norm. That felt more like a glorious accident.

I don't give anyone online money unless I am getting something physical in return. The paranormal attention is a commodity with value that quickly turns negative once they totally go mental. Something physical at least retains the value of fuel for warmth, if needed, when burned.

his "favorite child" was allowed into the adult's world of drugs and hookups like he keeps saying he wants to for his oldest boys.

I don't recall Nick saying he wants his boys to drown in pussy.

REPORT BY OFFICER STOMPLUN:

At estimated time of 11:30 p.m., pulled over speeding and erratically driving motorist. License plate: BALLDO.

On interacting with driver, he had bloodshot, bleary eyes and a white powdery substance on his nostrils. Asked him to produce license and insurance. Instead, he showed me a bizarre sex toy on his testicles and said NO FUCK YOU YOU'RE ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT LYING! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO DRIVE MUH KEEEEEDS AROUND ALL DAY?

Then he staggered and fell over. I then proceeded to kick him in the face over and over again and kneel on his neck until he died.



Result: Officer Stomplun was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor for killing a cuck.

WARNING! JOKE DETECTED WITHOUT PTOPER TARD SAFETY LABEL! DANGER OF AUTISTIC SPEDS NOT BEING ABLE TO READ A JOKE! EXERCISE EXTREME CAUTION!

Locals post 10/09/24:

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I, for one, admit to some excitement! Nicks heretical ramblings are unusually interesting to me. I might unironically be his biggest fan when he does this content.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

sickening, childish, and SCARCELY BELIEVABLE levels of projection going on here regarding performative uses of religion. does this guy have any self awareness at all? oh wait....dumb question....

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

So Nick sends $75 to a pedophile and refuses to pay a court ordered $300 to someone he's defamed as a pedophile. Got it.

Or another court ordered $539 for speeding, weaving, no insurance, and expired registration. Even poor, destitute April managed to pay her speeding tickets!

Locals post 10/09/24:

This part made me laugh out loud.

Also:

I think?! 2023 was last year! I guess you forget some things when you’re blasted on coke 24/7.

 

[Chibitzen]

Locals post 10/09/24:

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No concept of accountability. Even uses Christianity as a weapon to complain about others.

 

[Sweet Baby Kayla]

Locals post 10/09/24:

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Balldo “I did not expect my life to become complicated - needlessly complicated! - when my wife and I invited another degenerate couple into our home with our five underage children, when we all took turns having sex with each other, when we spent all day not working and drunk and high, when i sprinkled cocaine all over my filthy, trash-strewn house, and when I gave my 8 yo daughter cocaine.

Also, please give me money so I can teach you about the Bible.”

 

[Vibralldo]

Locals post 10/09/24:

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Once Nick realizes that the cross Jesus was crucified on wasn't a st andrew's sex one he'll be back to shitting on Christ again.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Locals post 10/09/24:

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Nick is like a ball in a pinball machine right now, jumping from one thing to another and back again while attempting to find some meaning or purpose in his life. No doubt he has competing pressures bearing down on him from all sides, his parents, his trust-fund, the courts, his religion, his sinful lifestyle, his children, his pet crack-whore, his crack-whore wife, the bottle, his recovery meetings (that he's too good for), Montagraph & his corrupt lawyer, the corrupt Pastor, the corrupt DA, the corrupt CPS workers, the corrupt Judges, the corrupt Lab Technicians, the corrupt Police, probably the corrupt dog catcher, Kiwis (who have ordered him to stop streaming) and then there's his ex boyfriend Aaron.

He brought it all on himself, he proudly stated on stream that he "Chose his Midlife Crisis" with the insinuation that he could control wherever it went, it was just cope all along. Jersh was right, get a fucking hobby dude, go plant a garden or take up golf like a boring well adjusted person might, and stop acting like an embarrassing twenty something while in your forties.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I decided to check out the book, the author is an Anglican cleric and Orientalist who mastered many languages, including Arabic and Sanskrit. This book is seemingly his attempt to unite Christian theology with Indian concepts of divinity, at least, that’s what I gather.

Book here.

He apparently also tried to translate the Gospels in a manner of the Puranas. A Vedic Jesus, though I don’t know how much he straddles heterodoxy. I may skim through it.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Locals post 10/09/24:

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this is the definition of prelest. nigga take the beam of coke outta your eye before quibbling on the specks in others

 

[JustTheFaxcts]

Locals post 10/09/24:

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I think I hate Nick's heretic persona the most out of all his bullshit. He absolutely would be a cult leader if he was smart enough. Of course he had to pick some heretical take on Christianity instead of going through any solid doctrine.

It's also WEIRD and FUNNY that he thinks people "invoke condemnation" on him when they call him out. Null was very measured and well-meaning in his "pull up" video, I've seen several comments wishing him to get better, and it sounds like his church confronted him following Biblical principles (1 Corinthians 5, Mathew 18:15-17). Like a true narcissist he just can't admit any amount of fault, which will ultimately destroy him.

 

[Bepis]

Locals post 10/09/24:

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Even as someone who isn't particularly religious this is pretty annoying to see. You have to want salvation, Nick. God will forgive everything, but you have to ask (and mean it). The prodigal son was forgiven, but he admitted he had strayed and was prepared to live as a servant. You insist you did nothing wrong and can't wait to get back to drinking (not an alcoholic though!)

 

[Windy Moors]

When the Son of God's name is invoked he listens, it is upon that person to use his name in truth and love, not for scoring internet grift points. Rekieta should stick with hedonism being a lukewarm Christian is a far worse fate for the soul.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

I decided to check out the book... He apparently also tried to translate the Gospels in a manner of the Puranas. A Vedic Jesus

Disgusting, heretical trash. Right up Nick's alley.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Locals post 10/09/24:

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Dear Kiwi fags, all your holier-than-thou screeching about Jesus is all just a big grift and it saddens Nick to see you act this way. You have no substance. You have no contemplation. Please stop praying loudly, it is bad for Nick's mentals. Remember that Nick (basically the Tiger Woods of Christianity) isn't mad that you think his 8 yo was drugged up, he's just disappointed that you no longer accept his shower texts to explain that people don't know the full story.

Be better.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

So he’s hiding behind Christianity again while completely ignoring the entire “repentance” angle? If after getting arrested he had shown any humility or sorrow, he’d probably have a point, but since he’s spent the last half a year smugly boasting about being in the right and how everyone else (most of who politely tried to get him to stop beforehand) is wrong, he can go fuck himself.

 

[Owlbear]

Locals post 10/09/24:

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So does this confirm that Nick and Qayla are back living with one of their sets of parents? There is a huge sequence of unlikely events otherwise:

1. Nick walks into an antique store - those are for poor people and he has never mentioned antiquing before
2. Nick finds a book on Christianity - he would be looking for bad art or vintage dildos to shove up his ass
3. Nick finds the book on Christianity interesting enough to buy it - Jesus was just a guy, everyone
4. Nick returns to his faith and presumably the church - not likely after badmouthing the pastor like that
5. Nick decides that this is a good direction for his stream - lol

It seems much more likely to me that his dad picked this book up and told him to read it and/or to talk about it on stream or else he won't get the gibs from granddaddy.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

No concept of accountability. Even uses Christianity as a weapon to complain about others.

But all those people are FAKE and have it WRONG! Let me show you some egregious examples of moral failing in religious leaders followed by some bad psuedo-intellectual 'well ackshully' interpretation of Biblical history, and you'll see ALL of th3m are wrong! But not ME! I don't tell you what is right; I only heavily imply it!

- Nick, basically

Nick is like a ball in a pinball machine right now, jumping from one thing to another and back again while attempting to find some meaning or purpose in his life. No doubt he has competing pressures bearing down on him from all sides, his parents, his trust-fund, the courts, his religion, his sinful lifestyle, his children, his pet crack-whore, his crack-whore wife, the bottle, his recovery meetings (that he's too good for), Montagraph & his corrupt lawyer, the corrupt Pastor, the corrupt DA, the corrupt CPS workers, the corrupt Judges, the corrupt Lab Technicians, the corrupt Police, probably the corrupt dog catcher, Kiwis (who have ordered him to stop streaming) and then there's his ex boyfriend Aaron.

He brought it all on himself, he proudly stated on stream that he "Chose his Midlife Crisis" with the insinuation that he could control wherever it went, it was just cope all along. Jersh was right, get a fucking hobby dude, go plant a garden or take up golf like a boring well adjusted person might, and stop acting like an embarrassing twenty something while in your forties.

You are spot on with the multiple pressure fronts he is facing. I would wager that the in-laws/parent religious and financial control are the two bearing most upon him--when he isn't actively dealing with his criminal case.

Nick was an unpopular dork who always craved attention and popularity. When he got it, he felt insecure and didn't know how to handle his imposter syndrome. He chased Juju's approval, some kind of 'hood street cred' yough guy image, and his own degenerate impulses to his own ruin.

I decided to check out the book, the author is an Anglican cleric and Orientalist who mastered many languages, including Arabic and Sanskrit. This book is seemingly his attempt to unite Christian theology with Indian concepts of divinity, at least, that’s what I gather.

Book here.

He apparently also tried to translate the Gospels in a manner of the Puranas. A Vedic Jesus, though I don’t know how much he straddles heterodoxy. I may skim through it.

Ah, this sounds rich for Nick to make heretical observations on how FUNNAY and WEERD it all is.

I do not hold high hopes he will carry through on more than 2 LOCALS streams on this topic. None of his other series got past the 2 episode mark, and most are sitting at 0.

So he’s hiding behind Christianity again while completely ignoring the entire “repentance” angle? If after getting arrested he’s shown any humility or sorrow, he’d probably have a point, but since he’s spent the last half a year smugly boasting about being in the right and how everyone else (most of who politely tried to get him to stop beforehand) is wrong, he can go fuck himself.

Such is the nature of the cow--they never learn. This is part of what makes them so fascinating. 'Rock Bottom' is a myth, so until Nick decides he wants to change, he will not. Unless he ends up dead or in prison.

I do not think it likely to happen (probably probation for his criminal charges), but does anyone know what the avenues for news on inmates in Americaland are? Would we hear anything about Nick's doings? I seem to recall Chris-chan dried up almost entirely, but this is a different state, so I enquire...

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

ALL MESSAGES SENT BY NICK REKIETA TO PATRICK MELTON'S LIVE STREAM MONDAY:

Rekieta was active in the live chat for about 3 hours and 8 minutes (from 1:37:54 to 4:45:55) starting around the time the discussion of Nick on Aaron's show started.
He sent 92 messages in total.

Note that there was a fake Rekieta Law account in chat. I have filtered on Rekieta's channel ID to ensure only his messages appear below.

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(I am posting these as images again to avoid tagging random accounts on the forum.)

Rekieta also sent 10 super chats, 7 for $5, 2 for $10, 1 for $20, totaling $75.
This does not include gifted memberships and whatever a "member chat" is - I guess that is a free super chat associated with being a member.

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Thanks for the post, @Balldo's Gate. I was curious about the total amount of dollars donated to the "Ethical" CP advocate by Nick Rekieta. I calculated $65 using all the screenshots posted on the site, so I'm glad the number wasn't too far from the real total ($75). I lack the technical knowledge to analyze this data like you did.

Locals post 10/09/24:

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And coincidentally, after we started laughing at Rekieta for preferring to interact with an "Ethical" CP advocate's community, he finally posted something on his Locals... Rekieta was really just waiting for the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil's permission, huh .

 

[TherapyMan]

So he’s hiding behind Christianity again while completely ignoring the entire “repentance” angle?

Not just hiding, Nick uses Christianity as a shield and a sword. According to Nick, the people who are using Christianity to condemn him are not the "real" Christians preaching salvation. Even though for Nick, he has never used Christianity for any other purpose than to look down on people and judge them—and to grift.

I hate to use the classic "every accusation is a confession" line but Nick makes his projection so transparent when he talks about how "prayer is now boisterous and performative." Many people in this thread have said that Nick has no real beliefs and weaponizes Christianity as a tool to escape accountability and to hammer judgment on his enemies, and this is a great example. When Nick wants to escape punishment and scrutiny, he'll cry that nobody's focusing on the real ethos of Christianity invoking salvation and compassion, meanwhile he'll thump the Bible as hard as he can when it comes to his enemies.

Nick's the worst type of "Christian."