🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Javelin Bee]

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One of the most embarrassing videos Ralph has ever produced, and it's only 5 seconds long:

At second 5, a fly quickly appears on screen, ready to lay some eggs in Ralphs rotten pork flesh. Ralph cannot even go 6 whole seconds without attracting insects!

It seems there's more than 1 fly as at 0:0 of the vid, I see 2, at least.
Other anomalies to point out are (highlighted in Bluey) his whitehead festering pimple on the side of his mouth. Also his weird deformed thumb and thumb nail.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Ralph will never wear that pink polo again. He religiously reads his threads here and modifies his behavior and habits based on what we mock him for like when we kept making fun of him saying pictorial and he stopped. MATTER OF FACT has he ever worn that shirt since we laughed at him for it?

Imagine being such a stupid bitch that you can be easily manipulated by random people online whom you will never meet. Couldn't be me!

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Why does his wrap his hoof around his chin like this?

It's been said elsewhere, but Ralph does everything he can to hide his extra chins. Hands, food, filters, hooves, prostitutes, whatever. Everything with Ralph is a work, even his fat.

Also Ralph is gay. His most fond memory of Meigh (a handsome mare in her own right) was watching her get ass blasted by some greasy spic gigolo. Which is pretty gay and also cuck behavior.

 

[Die For Me!]

MATTER OF FACT has he ever worn that shirt since we laughed at him for it?

Some of his clothes, a 400 dollar map of Rome, and his eviscerated mother are currently in a long time fans garage in Virginia, so it could be there, along with other fabled relics like the tiny yellow hat.

It seems there's more than 1 fly as at 0:0 of the vid, I see 2, at least.

At this point Ralph, you may want to consider using those Raid bug barrier sprays for deodorant. It may say on the jug that it's for applying onto houses only, do not be fooled, this is actually a work by Big Insecticide to keep you stinky and pussy free. If you're reading this and telling yourself "this user is trying to work me into a shoot" then that is proof that the pseudo-kayfabeified-worker-shooty-insect-jew has got you by the balldo ten-fold.

 

[Rage Pig]

Ralph talking about Amanduh openly on his twiddah:
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One of the most embarrassing videos Ralph has ever produced, and it's only 5 seconds long:
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For the first 3 seconds, Ralph is scrunching up and hiding his fucking jowls in his hand due being made fun of on the internet
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At second 5, a fly quickly appears on screen, ready to lay some eggs in Ralphs rotten pork flesh. Ralph cannot even go 6 whole seconds without attracting insects!

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The best thing about him cutting all these gay promos and posting his niggerball tweets every day since he fled Merida is that Harry and Pantsu completely ignore him. That is driving him mad. Vickers made the mistake to react to every squeal coming out of piggy's snout, with Harry and Pantsu he doesn't even know if they have seen his retarded sperging.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Imagine being such a stupid bitch that you can be easily manipulated by random people online whom you will never meet. Couldn't be me!

Underneath all that false bravado and fake tough guys act, Ralph is still the same insecure, fat little boy crying to his mommy about the other kids making fun of his weight. He goes on and on constantly about getting pussy cause he never got over being a virgin through his 20s. Even when he did start getting laid, it wasn't the premium pussy he saw in porn for the 20 years he claimed to goon away.

Honestly, with as much of a teenage girl as he acts like, I would be surprised if he didn't react ttointernet gossip. He's so desperate to be seen as cool, any flaw or misstep we point out Gunt takes to heart. Like, really internalizes it and fuels his self-hatred with it. That's why he takes even the slightest criticism as an attack. I've known several women in my life that acted like that.

 

[Near]

Ralph isn't even friends with his own head mates.

Maybe he'll challenge one his headmates to a fight and no-show/try to weazel out of it by imposing more and more ridiculous demands.
That'll show him who's boss and give an Internet beef he needs very much.

 

[AltisticRight]

Maybe he'll challenge one his headmates to a fight and no-show/try to weazel out of it by imposing more and more ridiculous demands.
That'll show him who's boss and give an Internet beef he needs very much.

Maybe this time his headmate #1 can drive his headmate #2 to dialysis because he's clearly FUCKED in the head hahahahaha
Gayest "joke" ever I will go kill myself.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph had Ronnie's jizz in his DNA for the first 27 years of his life. No wonder he's a little messed up.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph isolated and alone with thoughts of Amanda leaving him because he’s an abusive piggy and all he has are random sportsball to look on.

SAD! PATHETIC!

 

[Braphamut]

Ralph had Ronnie's jizz in his DNA for the first 27 years of his life. No wonder he's a little messed up.

between Mint and Pantsu he probably got some Juju in him for another 25 years just from swimming downstream.

No wonder this progenitor spermwhatever idea is so exciting to him.

 

[Spergichu]

He's just so lucky to always flee and leave his cats behind when a storm is approaching so they are left without water, food or air conditioner for days.

wdym b***? they gots plenty of water comin' down from the sky to drink n' cool off in.

Does he not realise

Yes.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

between Mint and Pantsu he probably got some Juju in him for another 25 years just from swimming downstream.

No wonder this progenitor spermwhatever idea is so exciting to him.

It’s just funnier because Ralph’s reading comprehension is so awful he didn’t understand the term “male fetal progenitor cells”. Ralph’s tiny brain went, “Progenitor!?!? Dat’s me!!”

Only Sandra has had Ralph’s male fetal progenitor cells in her for 27 years. It’s obvious to non-retards that “progenitor” being referenced is the male fetus.

The cherry on top is he is so stupid he thought the bit of misunderstood science he found on google applied to May. May has never had any “male fetal progenitor cells” in her body because she had a baby girl.

Ralph was googling this stuff, and posting it on Twitter, while sitting alone in a grubby hotel that he’s at because it’s the two year anniversary of when he stayed there with May. It clearly shows the level of Ralph’s creepy, disturbing, obsessive behavior towards women which is why so many exes have to get restraining orders against him.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

It’s just funnier because Ralph’s reading comprehension is so awful he didn’t understand the term “male fetal progenitor cells”. Ralph’s tiny brain went, “Progenitor!?!? Dat’s me!!”

he actually has a really high reading comprehension score, if you want to know the truth about it. It's been teshted.

 

[Mynameisdark]

Ralph was googling this stuff, and posting it on Twitter, while sitting alone in a grubby hotel that he’s at because it’s the two year anniversary of when he stayed there with May. It clearly shows the level of Ralph’s creepy, disturbing, obsessive behavior towards women which is why so many exes have to get restraining orders against him.

According to Harry, Ralph was calling every local business that was hiring in the Rochester area looking to get in contact with Pantsu. Ralph also has a history of installing key loggers to snoop through his partners phones. If Ralph wasn't so feeble and decrepit, he would be a serious danger to women and vulnerable people.

 

[Schpoots]

Thankfully ralph is balding, has a broken hip and a lazy eye. Can't even hurt an old lady at this point.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

According to Harry, Ralph was calling every local business that was hiring in the Rochester area looking to get in contact with Pantsu. Ralph also has a history of installing key loggers to snoop through his partners phones. If Ralph wasn't so feeble and decrepit, he would be a serious danger to women and vulnerable people.

The best thing to happen to Ralph’s kids and exes was him fleeing to Mexico. If he wasn’t in Mexico and broke af, he would be spending weeks in cheap hotels in Rochester to stalk May and trying to get court ordered visits with Rozy to force her May to interact with him.

I hope Pantsu is getting serious therapy for whatever drove her to pursue a fat, short ugly misogynist who had just impregnated a runaway teen he groomed.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

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It seems there's more than 1 fly as at 0:0 of the vid, I see 2, at least.
Other anomalies to point out are (highlighted in Bluey) his whitehead festering pimple on the side of his mouth. Also his weird deformed thumb and thumb nail.

No bish those aint no flies its just Beelzebub stopping by he knows its almost time to collect his due.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Why does his wrap his hoof around his chin like this? Does he not realise he looks incredibly homosexual?
He looks even gayer than Patrick Tomlinson's stupid finger pose.

What jokes actually get to ralph, perplexes me. Of all things, calling his neck fat got to him. Maybe It's just a matter of how wasted he is when he reads the farms.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Ralph had a small heart attack at the airport a couple years ago, has a head full of grey hair and fell down and broke his hip. The man is 39 going on 80. This is what happens when you don't take care of your body.