Hurricane Milton

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True.

It's not like people have homes or property that are about to get destroyed, or anything. Fuck 'em, right?
Don't worry, they pay for insurance. It's not like an entire business operates on the idea that THEY'LL pay for the damage later if YOU pay us forever until then!

Oh, just kidding your policy doesn't cover that, bye! 💋
 
Truly, God is angry about something. What the actual fuck is going on down in Florida?

It's called climate change but most here probably don't believe in that lmao.
It's been known that with global warming, natural disasters will become more common and more devastating. The West Coast of Florida will be in a worse state than Detroit in 20 years
 

Heres a link to a better angle of that buoy cam where idiots are getting knocked down by waves.
"Paradise is calling!"

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Don't worry, they pay for insurance. It's not like an entire business operates on the idea that THEY'LL pay for the damage later if YOU pay us forever until then!

Oh, just kidding your policy doesn't cover that, bye! 💋
People still can't even get their claims from Ian (2022), this is going to be a complete disaster.
 
That dude is making bank. 300k live viewers and getting flooded with super chats
He's great at what he does. His tornado coverage is second-to-none, and he has a team of chasers who report on storms, then stay behind to help with recovery using the money he gets from donations to his 501c3 and superchats.
 
Another PDS tornado warning:

Severe Weather Statement
National Weather Service Miami FL
317 PM EDT Wed Oct 9 2024

FLC011-021-091930-
/O.CON.KMFL.TO.W.0081.000000T0000Z-241009T1930Z/
Collier FL-Broward FL-
317 PM EDT Wed Oct 9 2024

...A TORNADO WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 330 PM EDT FOR EAST
CENTRAL COLLIER AND CENTRAL BROWARD COUNTIES...

At 317 PM EDT, a confirmed large and extremely dangerous tornado was
located over Miccosukee Indian Reservation, or 35 miles east of Ave
Maria, moving north at 45 mph.

This is a PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS SITUATION. TAKE COVER NOW!

HAZARD...Damaging tornado.

SOURCE...Radar confirmed tornado.

IMPACT...You are in a life-threatening situation. Flying debris may
be deadly to those caught without shelter. Mobile homes
will be destroyed. Considerable damage to homes,
businesses, and vehicles is likely and complete destruction
is possible.

Locations impacted include...
Miccosukee Indian Reservation, Miccosukee Service Plaza, and Big
Cypress National Preserve.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

To repeat, a large, extremely dangerous and potentially deadly
tornado is on the ground. To protect your life, TAKE COVER NOW! Move
to an interior room on the lowest floor of a sturdy building. Avoid
windows. If you are outdoors, in a mobile home, or in a vehicle, move
to the closest substantial shelter and protect yourself from flying
debris.

&&

LAT...LON 2604 8087 2606 8096 2619 8099 2617 8082
TIME...MOT...LOC 1917Z 190DEG 38KT 2614 8090

TORNADO...OBSERVED
TORNADO DAMAGE THREAT...CONSIDERABLE
MAX HAIL SIZE...<.75 IN

$$

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