Hurricane Milton

[Osama Bin Laden]

chad jogger vs virgin news reporter

 

[Autistic Integrity]

I don't know, when I see dipshits streaming from their car I can only assume this shit isn't as bad as they projected. This time yesterday people were pissing in their pants over it. This morning's correspondence suggested a cat 4 and that's the last thing I heard. Thanks for the update.

As long as a tree or debris doesn't hit your car or you drive through flooded water what's it gonna do?

 

[PhoBingas]

Natives not having horses is one of those things that I just can't square with even though I know it's true. Imagine their reaction to seeing them for the first time, was probably an initial "whoa what the fuck" immediately followed by "I NEED ONE".

IIRC they weren't in North America until the 1500s when Cortez came over to fuck around in Mexico. The natives that did take to horses picked up pretty quick, considering the Europeans, Eurasians and Asians had horses for tens of thousands of years in some cases.

I've been busy all afternoon. Is Ralph dead yet? Or has Mother Nature once again failed us?

Ralph's so fat he's just gonna float in the brackish waters, and he's so gross no diseases are going to outperform his superAIDS. He's golden. Five star hurricane survival phenotype.

 

[FMW13]

Holy shit Ralph just flew over my house yelling it’s naht truuuuuu

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

I dump motor oil into my Jewish neighbor’s front yard. Last week for Rosh Hashana I made a special offering of a broken computer monitor and a frayed extension cord. Then on October 7th I took a shit on his doorstep and wiped my ass with his mail. Does that count?

Evidently not.

 

[0713]

Heres a really good example of 'fuck with it and find out.'
(not Milton). I dont think these guys are cut out for storm chasing.

https://youtu.be/bwmM3KMPE3c?si=gtauZaVQHPLYoCXE

These retarded faggots holy shit.
Imagine you're about to die and your faggot friend keeps screaming like a woman. I would have lost my shit. If I'm dying, your gay cry is NOT the last thing I'm hearing!

And then, in the end, that literal retard did the one thing you're not supposed to do when you're in a car, and there are power line hazards around, which is to get out of the fucking car. AND NO ONE EVEN SAYS ANYTHING TO STOP HIM.

I'm so mad people this dumb get to live while others die.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I have begun firing the AK at the storm:
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Dox my proton.me email if you want

Stay safe.

Florida man is built differently.

I called my relative, who is a little inland where Milton is making landfall, and this person was like "well, I took all the furniture in from the lanai, so we'll see what happens."

This person is not even from Florida, or the South.

Truly, leaded gasoline did something to older generations.

 

[cybertoaster]

So its being downgraded to 3 now?

Rescue missions to find fellow kiwis so no one gets left behind. Needs to be a future thread

Kiwi rescue 1 on the way.

On the contrary, they will take the chance to loot your corpse and gaming PC.

Come and take it.

He's all the way by Daytona..other coast

Isn't daytona about to get flooded? heard over 9ft of water.

 

[#FF0000]

Street sign fell onto a storm chaser's car and it's now a decorative addition. Lovely.

 

[#FF0000]

Landfall!

 

[Dancing Axolotl]

As long as a tree or debris doesn't hit your car or you drive through flooded water what's it gonna do?

The initial projected winds could easily move semis, maybe not now, I'm not stupid enough to be on the ground to know. These guys are clearly young and think they are invulnerable.

 

[Pinhead Lary]

As long as a tree or debris doesn't hit your car or you drive through flooded water what's it gonna do?

Depending on wind speeds you have to contend with projectiles from open commercial spaces as opposed to neighborhoods where anyone with any sense would have secured their property. There's the factor of opening yourself up to getting stranded in the event roads become flooded, or your vehicle stops cooperating. Depending on how nogged your area is (Looking at you Pasco) armed looters may be active. It's just generally ill advised

 

[#FF0000]

Multiple fatalities reported in St. Lucie county by the sheriff department from at least one tornado at the Spanish Lake Country Club, via Ryan Hall Y'all's stream.

 

[Glep]

Street sign fell onto a storm chaser's car and it's now a decorative addition. Lovely.

Hell yeah, bro got a souvenir  and it missed the Starlink!

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Holy shit Ralph just flew over my house yelling it’s naht truuuuuu

I know it's the Halloween season, but this is too spooky to joke about.

I don't know, when I see dipshits streaming from their car I can only assume this shit isn't as bad as they projected.

Your problem is that you're evaluating how bad it is relative to how people are reacting. Florida people are a little crazier and more offbeat than the rest of the country. That makes it seem less bad. But I remember even during Wilma and Katrina seeing live interviews with Floridians who had come out to the shore to surf the pre-landfall hurricane waves on the east coast.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

The initial projected winds could easily move semis, maybe not now, I'm not stupid enough to be on the ground to know. These guys are clearly young and think they are invulnerable.

This ain't a fake ass twister movie nigga. The cows and cars aren't flying.

 

[AllieKat]

>Prepared for Hurricane.
>Invests in food, water, and survival gear.
>Has a probable survival chance and is feeling good about it as the storm arrives.
>Killed by a descending 7.62 fired by a retard 2 miles away

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Thems the breaks jack

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Multiple fatalities reported in St. Lucie county by the sheriff department from at least one tornado at the Spanish Lake Country Club, via Ryan Hall Y'all's stream.

First deaths and not even from the hurricane directly. This is shaping up to be disastrous.

 

[moocow]

I imagine how even after this shit HOAs will still oppose those hurricane-proof homes I posted a few pages ago.

Of course they will. They oppose literally anything of benefit to the homeowners (and try to bill us for trying).

 

[The Last Stand]

E:
We're so back (so glowing brightly)

That is what I'd imagine seeing when Armageddon starts or when God blesses us with His presence.