Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.4%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,638 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,925 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,268
I actually doxed him while I was looking through the comment chain because I couldn't believe he was this retarded. I shared it with some other users privately but I'll post it in the main thread since it's funny
The saga of gunt guards continue and they always turn out to be retarded.
Also it's quite poetic for a degen from Portland to defend his kindred west coast degen from Tacoma.
And he's not even getting paid janny money.
 
Thank fuck this thread exists. Getting pushed this fag's videos every other day where it's a child pretending to be experienced in game development was getting old. The first time I ever started specifically downvoting youtube shorts instead of scroll past them. Effectively just a well-connected DSP that actually has a hand in ruining modern games.
Downvoting is still engagement, and in the end he benefits from it. Best you can do is hit those 3 dots and ask youtube to never recommend that channel again. That actually hurts him.
 
Downvoting is still engagement, and in the end he benefits from it. Best you can do is hit those 3 dots and ask youtube to never recommend that channel again. That actually hurts him.
This is only so effective, in my experience Youtube just tries to shovel channels you've asked it never to recommend back to you within a few weeks or a couple months. They don't appear to actually have a permanent option to block channels. Just another way that Google refuses to actually give agency to their users.
 
It's amazing how people can talk such mad shit and pose while simultaneously streaming themselves lining up 2D sprites in GameMaker for days, weeks, months, years? He doesn't really hide his BPD narcissism.

Meanwhile there's like 10 dudes with Linux beards writing their own 3D game engine in C on Twitch right fucking now. They all have like 40 viewers, if they're lucky. Truly the tragedy of the streamer commons. Everyone who breaks past the ~100 viewer barrier in the gamedev section isn't really coding. They're hosting a pseudo-podcast for CS students who are pretending like they're doing something educational (they're not). Speaking of which, my opinion of Primeagen dropped when I heard he was buddies with this poser.
 
It's amazing how people can talk such mad shit and pose while simultaneously streaming themselves lining up 2D sprites in GameMaker for days, weeks, months, years?
As someone who watched his streams earlier in the year, he doesn't even do that much. Maybe occasionally, but for the most part, most of his streams are usually playing some other game he's been sponsored to play while continually shilling the game, pausing every so often to tell some random story or ramble about something posted in chat or on social media, brag about his game development, or he just has his Minecraft "MMO" mod open and he's poking around at random things in the coding for the mod between his constant yapping breaks, not really doing much of anything.

Or randomly shilling his ferret rescue stream. I forgot that's another thing he does every so often.
 
It's amazing how people can talk such mad shit and pose while simultaneously streaming themselves lining up 2D sprites in GameMaker for days, weeks, months, years? He doesn't really hide his BPD narcissism.

Meanwhile there's like 10 dudes with Linux beards writing their own 3D game engine in C on Twitch right fucking now. They all have like 40 viewers, if they're lucky. Truly the tragedy of the streamer commons. Everyone who breaks past the ~100 viewer barrier in the gamedev section isn't really coding. They're hosting a pseudo-podcast for CS students who are pretending like they're doing something educational (they're not). Speaking of which, my opinion of Primeagen dropped when I heard he was buddies with this poser.
It's pretty much just him ego stroking his audience and his audience ego stroking him back. Hell, with how much work he's put into his chat system, I wouldn't be surprised at all if he's got someone (or even himself) sending him super chats that would allow him to tangent into an old topic where he can fellate himself, like his own voice or how he's a hacker or he's worked at blizzard, etc. I used to be baffled at the claim that people like the gunt and dsp would send themselves superchats but now I understand. It makes sense for this guy at this volume. The returns from self superchat investment must be tremendous.

You also only need to listen to 3 streams maximum before you notice he just keeps repeating the same topics over and over outside of current events.
 
It's pretty much just him ego stroking his audience and his audience ego stroking him back. Hell, with how much work he's put into his chat system, I wouldn't be surprised at all if he's got someone (or even himself) sending him super chats that would allow him to tangent into an old topic where he can fellate himself, like his own voice or how he's a hacker or he's worked at blizzard, etc. I used to be baffled at the claim that people like the gunt and dsp would send themselves superchats but now I understand. It makes sense for this guy at this volume. The returns from self superchat investment must be tremendous.

You also only need to listen to 3 streams maximum before you notice he just keeps repeating the same topics over and over outside of current events.
I'm piggybacking off of your post to say that the man does literally everything but game development during his near daily 12~ hour streams that he advertises as being about "game development".

I think he actually spends more time on average just poking around at random bits of code for his Minecraft server rather than actually working on Heartbound whenever he IS doing anything remotely related to game development.
 
He can finish his game whenever he wants as "finishing" a game is totally arbitrary and no game is ever actually "finished". He doesn't want it to be finished, he wants to pose and pretend. It's much easier to just keep saying you're working on your game than the finality of it simply being mid and unimpressive in every way, technically or otherwise. Then what? Make another boilerplate GameMaker game? Anyone with some degree of gamedev experience (hobbyist or otherwise) can see that there's very little going on or being said. This guy is nothing compared to dozens of actual gamedev resource channels on YouTube, and it's gross he chooses to pose in this way.

It reminds me of every parasitic rentseeker in the industry like Rami Ismail and Zoe Quinn who specifically did the whole para-gamedev resources thing (sorting hat, rami's key mailer thing). Just a bunch of junk because they literally can't do better, they have to try to embed themselves without actually being the guy who does the actual thing. Repeating how you work at Blizzard over and over doesn't mean anything unless you're an OG founder. Anything after StarCraft is like bragging about working at Amazon without stating what your actual job is. Pandering to teenagers with ambitions while pretending to be something you're not, sad.
 
It's amazing how people can talk such mad shit and pose while simultaneously streaming themselves lining up 2D sprites in GameMaker for days, weeks, months, years? He doesn't really hide his BPD narcissism.

Meanwhile there's like 10 dudes with Linux beards writing their own 3D game engine in C on Twitch right fucking now. They all have like 40 viewers, if they're lucky. Truly the tragedy of the streamer commons. Everyone who breaks past the ~100 viewer barrier in the gamedev section isn't really coding. They're hosting a pseudo-podcast for CS students who are pretending like they're doing something educational (they're not). Speaking of which, my opinion of Primeagen dropped when I heard he was buddies with this poser.
It’s because a lot of those Linux people aren’t raging furry e-boy being an zonked out furry with a soft yet firm voice or have the cadence of an raging gay sped.
 
(obligatory: we are so back) I think it's funny that even though Jason claims to be an anti-cheat expert, cybersecurity expert etc... his gay "Blockgame" is constantly getting owned by literal Minecraft children. These types of problems are common and not really surprising in any sense, but you would imagine that after 20 years of experience, he would have developed a mindset that allows him to catch these things. Of course, most of the development is likely done by his developer, Jake "jb0s" B.

LMFAO @ the "jb0s" profile on Minecraft: (UUID: 4200a03bd59b42408045c24b7d0c69ab):
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Can't confirm that this is actually his.

Minecraft name history:
  • JoshyBear4422
  • HandSomeLancer_
    • Date: 10/3/2021
    • Time: 3:06:35 PM
    • Gap: 50 days
  • Hog_Riderrrrr
    • Date: 11/23/2021
    • Time: 12:55:49 AM
    • Gap: 37 days
  • Josh____
    • Date: 12/30/2021
    • Time: 6:00:57 PM
    • Gap: ~193 days
  • NoChickenNuggets
    • Date: 7/11/2022
    • Time: 10:20:48 PM
    • Gap: ± 88 days
    • Duration: ~333 days
  • JB0S
    • Date: 6/10/2023
    • Time: 9:44:14 PM
    • Gap: ± 4.9 days
    • Duration: ~1.3 years

Links​

Archive link (sadly doesn't show the skin): https://archive.is/vDGV8
His HackerOne profile: https://archive.ph/mfJPT
Potential SpigotMC profile: https://www.spigotmc.org/members/jb0s.1912861/ (dob says april 27, 2005 meaning he is 19 years old)
Alternative GitHub: https://archive.is/Qwk5f
BlueSky: jb0s.dev (following list archive, follows PirateSoftware)

Discussion​

He has contributed to a repo "Voedselbank-maaskantje" by what I assume to be a friend of his for a final exam called Middelbaar Beroepsonderwijs (MBO). It seems to be a web-based application for managing a food bank system, written primarily in PHP with some JavaScript and CSS. You can find it here (archive)

On jb0s' HackerOne it shows a bounty has been paid out by Epic Games. If we look at his domain, "jb0s[.]dev", we find some interesting history. It looks like he was partially active in the development of a custom Fortnite launcher called Rift/Riftmas, where he provided infrastructure. For this he had a subdomain "riftmas.jb0s.dev". His HackerOne profile states he's from the Netherlands, which leads me to believe the GitHub profile "jb0s-vint" may also be owned by him, as it has text written in Dutch and shares the name Jake. Also see:

Him contributing to RiftFN:
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archive

You can see a familiar name discussing it in this screenshot of a YouTube video link:
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Funny moments​

Jason publicly shames Minecraft players for exploiting on his server​

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The players KanashiMachine, notbryce, matthius13, and Chiffwaa will receive Jason's epic hacking wrath, sadly. None of them have been confirmed to have survived...

Jason has to crowdfund his shitty servers performance​

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Players used vanilla items to bypass food mechanics​

Apparently this was such a difficult fix he had to delay an update. Presumably he just slacked off.
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The Death Messages plugin temporarily broke the server by filling it with unnecessary data​

I can't believe he actually uses the black+green hacker terminal color set.
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Server has "shit itself" (?) and made DB connection unstable (?)​

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Members reverse engineer the seed of the PVP arena and used it to map chests​

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Funny moments​

Jason publicly shames Minecraft players for exploiting on his server​

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The players KanashiMachine, notbryce, matthius13, and Chiffwaa will receive Jason's epic hacking wrath, sadly. None of them have been confirmed to have survived...

Jason has to crowdfund his shitty servers performance​

1728542032164.png

Players used vanilla items to bypass food mechanics​

Apparently this was such a difficult fix he had to delay an update. Presumably he just slacked off.
1728541167780.png

The Death Messages plugin temporarily broke the server by filling it with unnecessary data​

I can't believe he actually uses the black+green hacker terminal color set.
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Members reverse engineer the seed of the PVP arena and used it to map chests​

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Jason "Thor" Hall: People finding exploits and bugs in online games and manipulating them is good, actually. I totally dealt with this all the time back at Blizzard and it just helps us fix things we didn't expect could go wrong in our games. Sure, we have to give people a slap on the wrist, but people who do exploits and RMTs are necessary evils that can be used for the greater good of game development, because you can't totally stop them.

Also Jason "Thor" Hall: Exploiting MY MMO mod for Minecraft is The Worst Thing™️ and COMPLETELY intolerable. Don't even DARE to insinuate any of my mods or administrators would be okay with this because it gives us issues to fix. Don't you DARE break MY game. ONLY break my game when I tell you to, and EXACTLY how I tell you to do it.

You know, just this much alone is more than proof enough of what a hypocrite he is.
 
Meanwhile there's like 10 dudes with Linux beards writing their own 3D game engine in C on Twitch right fucking now. They all have like 40 viewers, if they're lucky
Jason's appeal isn't that he is coding something really neat/hard. There's almost nobody on twitch that would understand or enjoy anything about 3d engine coding, so your ceiling for viewers in that niche is going to be tiny.

Jason's appeal is (as others have said) his e-daddy role. People flock to him because he seems to know what he's talking about, and that's pure catnip to the legions of hopeless zoomers and millennioomers, because their fathers were too busy watching television to raise them.
 
The Death Messages plugin temporarily broke the server by filling it with unnecessary data
So instead of setting log level to anything other than "info"/"debug" (which is probably the cause), or fixing errors in "his" code, the SUPA HAKKA decides to "remake the functionality in-house". Good fucking job, Jason.

The bans are pretty funny too, seeing how this faggot used to do exactly the same shit in SL.
 
in my experience Youtube just tries to shovel channels you've asked it never to recommend back to you within a few weeks or a couple months.
I have some friends who have dealt with this too, but oddly enough, for me it does seem to be permanent, however I did think it was quite funny how I hit F5 after blocking PirateSoftware and the top recommendation was Jason on somebody else's channel.
my opinion of Primeagen dropped when I heard he was buddies with this poser.
Felt like learning that Blow is a big Musk dickrider. Feels weird to see people who are actually competent sucking up to retards, but I guess that's the power of charismatic bullshit artistry.
I can't believe he actually uses the black+green hacker terminal color set.
That ain't a terminal, that's Notepad++ :story:
 
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I just noticed that Jason removed the stream that began the shitstorm where he shits on stop killing games with the worlds most retarded take
His take on this so fucking stupid and it boiled down to "if you let the players run their own servers, you have to sign away your IP to them". Then did you give away your IP when you SELL your games, you fucking mongoloid? The government didn't sign off on the game devs only technically selling licenses when you buy games digitally and the world just kept spinning.
 
Also he is running community minecraft server. Did it hurt Mojang? Does he own Minecraft IP because of that?
Fucking retard.
What do you expect out of a furry? Most furries will screw their brains out with whippets and sex. Do you think they have the capacity to be functional?
 
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