Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[BigPeanut]

Pretty sure this has been a thing for years, not that it makes it any better.

 

[Ghostse]

Pretty sure this has been a thing for years, not that it makes it any better.

Yeah, this was already discussed in this thread a while back.
But Star wars has been dead and gay and woke-infested for over a decade now and we still talk about it. So no reason those previously blissfully unaware (or who had pushed the memory from their minds) can't be forced to look on the corpse of what they once loved.

 

[Cactuar King]

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Jesus FUCK, what is this...

Don't the Kaminoans still cull the aberrant clone troopers in Disney Canon?
Forget the Kaminoans, no way would Palpatine take one look at that and be happy. He'd want his credits back.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Again, if memory serves, Obi Wan was into some chick (maybe fellow padawan?) before becoming Qui Gon's apprentice. Are we sure the men writing star wars are not pooners?

 

[Lazy Drei]

This isn't completely universe breaking. The Kaminoan's didn't always remember to flush their mistakes.
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Note Specimen "Russel Greer" Clone 99. The drooling Hunchback they kept around to mop up the shit in the toilets.

Unlike this mentally ill tranny, the issue with Clone 99 was mainly rapid aging IIRC.

He died defending the clone facility and his brothers while retrieving explosives for the other soldiers to fight back against the droids.

Key difference is that they actually gave this guy a decent plot as he was in fact looked down upon by many and he proved himself in the end.

The troon is just corpo pandering and there to appease IRL troons, he doesn't mean shit or adds anything to the plot.

 

[Cactuar King]

Again, if memory serves, Obi Wan was into some chick (maybe fellow padawan?) before becoming Qui Gon's apprentice. Are we sure the men writing star wars are not pooners?

Siri Tachi, Adi Gallia's padawan.

 

[Raiken]

what use is it to be a trooper with rainbows? that just ensures you become even more of a target.

 

[Gondolindrim]

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Jesus FUCK, what is this...

I love how it can't just be a clone whose gender was changed like Omega. No actual women, just a guy playing pretend. That's all that matters now

 

[Übertroon]

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Jesus FUCK, what is this...

 

[innocent jogger]

Didn't a Disney internal memo say something like "Hey, cool it on the gay shit you faggots are costing us money" ?

Yeah, but this faggot Strong Woman is also a nigger so...profit??? I'm sure they are deeply infested with mindy kaling types that will burn millions of $$$ for their target audience: them.

 

[draggs]

Hey remember when Disney's first grand strategy for NuWars got destroyed and then the replacement grand strategy also got destroyed

Kinda like...

again it's like pottery

sort of

they rhyme

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

So what happens if Palpatine executes Order 41?

 

[Ghostse]

So what happens if Palpatine executes Order 41?

Child molestation in the galaxy suddenly goes way down.

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

Siri Tachi, Adi Gallia's padawan.
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You know, for someone so dedicated to the Jedi Order, Kenobi sure has a lot of moments of weakness with attractive women. They all just have the misfortune of, you know, fucking dying before anything can REALLY come of it

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

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Jesus FUCK, what is this...

This is like a /pol/ parody of what a troontrooper would be. I know "Sister" is supposed to be a TIM, but the top scars on the armor are a nice fucking touch, Didney.

 

[RiceofSkywalker]

Obi Wan was into some chick (maybe fellow padawan?) before becoming Qui Gon's apprentice.

Siri Tachi, Adi Gallia's padawan.

He's also stated to have been attracted to the Padawan chick Maul offs in Michael Reaves' Shadow Hunter, too.

His desire to stick his lightsaber in the black hole is Disney alone.

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

He's also stated to have been attracted to the Padawan chick Maul offs in Michael Reaves' Shadow Hunter, too.

His desire to stick his lightsaber in the black hole is Disney alone.

Nah, Darsha's only real "interest" was Lorn, Kenobi just saw her as a good friend. Or so I gathered, we don't really see Darsha outside of Shadow Hunter aside from glib references to her here and there in a few books

 

[RodgerDodger]

Again, if memory serves, Obi Wan was into some chick (maybe fellow padawan?) before becoming Qui Gon's apprentice. Are we sure the men writing star wars are not pooners?

He had a love affair with Satine Kyrze, Duchess of Mandalore. Bo Katan's sister. He faced the same situation as Anakin did with Padme and chose the other path.

Of interest is in the clone wars we see Satine raising her teenage "nephew" Korki. Who would seem to be about the correct age. Whereas the only other member of her family we meet or have mentioned is her much younger sister Bo Katan. Who could not be Korki's mom. (She's about 19 or 20 in Clone Wars when Korki is about 13)

 

[Gondolindrim]

Found on Reddit, these are the people calling you an uncreative bigot if you want something original for once.

 

[RiceofSkywalker]

Nah, Darsha's only real "interest" was Lorn, Kenobi just saw her as a good friend. Or so I gathered, we don't really see Darsha outside of Shadow Hunter aside from glib references to her here and there in a few books

Oh yeah, I didn't mean to imply that they had a thing going. Darsha's never stated to have a thing for Kenobi. But the book does say Kenobi finds her attractive, so he definitely wasn't a faggot like in the Mouse 'canon'.

Found on Reddit, these are the people calling you an uncreative bigot if you want something original for once.
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'Loyalty bad. Stormtrooper only good if he murders his comrades in cold blood seconds after meeting Space Spic and British Desert Dyke'.