Why should a beautiful feminine creature such as me date a loser like you?

[Robert Cummings]

Impress me.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Babe, you've never seen a EBT card balance so huge in your life.

 

[Robert Cummings]

Babe, you've never seen a EBT card balance so huge in your life.

Ohmygod it's fucking huge

 

[We Are The Witches]

If she doesn't Hawk Tuah, I don't wanna talk tuah!

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

im probably going to take a massive shit tonight

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

If she doesn't Hawk Tuah, I don't wanna talk tuah!

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TRUE!!!!!!!!!

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I do everyting you want, 5 dorra.

 

[dick brain]

It would be funny.

 

[Ass to Ass]

You'll never find out the joys of your fourth hole unless you do.

 

[Salinger]

I have a copy of your internet history

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

im probably going to take a massive shit tonight

UPDATE:

Spoiler

it was a pretty big one

 

[Randy Facalding]

Guys don't fall for it, OP said "feminine" creature, not "female". Odds are you'll get some feminine penis (not that there's anything wrong with that)

 

[Staticness]

hello baby you are very beautiful

from india <3

 

[Tablet County]

What makes you think an ubersigmachad like me would want to waste time on such dalliances? I'm far too busy throwing car batteries and small children into the Pacific.

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

Because I would bite ur feminine penis off xdd

 

[Testiculated Giraffe]

hello baby you are very beautiful

from india <3

I'd recommend cleaning your filthy fingers first, jeet.

 

[mrfresh]

I have a gun.

 

[Staticness]

I'd recommend cleaning your filthy fingers first, jeet.

You are now characterizing my hygiene entirely on a photograph weeks old. You continue to contribute negative value to humanity and the day in which you finally expire and my tax dollars no longer sustain your existence cannot come soon enough.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

I think 9/11 was an inside job.

 

[Testiculated Giraffe]

You are now characterizing my hygiene entirely on a photograph weeks old. You continue to contribute negative value to humanity and the day in which you finally expire and my tax dollars no longer sustain your existence cannot come soon enough.

> Shares photo of his dirty, poo-tainted fingernails
> Gets really upset when people call him dirty