Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

Who is Skylan's biological father?

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ZB927 said:
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I guess that's Linda's grave? The lack of a headstone or marker is on par. However, Linda was cremated (and so was flipper baby) so I don't know whose grave that is. Maybe Dalton's sister? Weird...
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The typed name marker is in the green plastic holder in the lower right, can we get a higher res image of the full photo?

That said, even if the decedent is cremated they can still be buried in a plot, for instance if a grave is purchased in advance it's a whole heck of a lot cheaper to just bury an urn than go through the whole casket/embalming/whatever. Often you can also bury cremains in an existing plot a family member owns for the cost of opening the grave.

Burial sperging aside, that baby always seems to be asleep or something akin to it. And the way she insists on holding him makes me MATI so I won't go on about it but IYKYK.
 
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a hapless toad said:
can we get a higher res image of the full photo?
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This is the highest res I could get but it is complicated by some shitty filter that makes everything have a blurry double-aura. If you zoom in on Zoboomafoo, the shape of his head is either massively fucked up or the filters are having a hard time figuring out his proportions.

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I did see something else though. I noticed that Kimmie made this post on the Our Town Sherwood Page:

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Does she not understand that her baby isn't developmentally 2 months old?

Anyhoo, I noticed another post later from a guy offering free cans of formula. Gloria Bradley mentioned she has a 2 month old great grandbaby who could use it and could he please deliver it to her and then blasts her address. Can anyone remind the rest of the class who Gloria Bradley is? Hmmm?

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She is the grandmother of Ryan Napier (filthy fingers) and I guess that is where they're staying. Didn't someone accuse Zoboomafoo of being Ryan Napier's kid?

At least there is an address. Y'know, in case someone needs to serve her TPO papers or check in on her children. 🤔
 
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It's probably some random black guys grave tbh. Or she stole those flowers from someone else's but I could see her dumbass just walking up to a "nice" (lol) grave and posting up.


And you absolutely can bury cremated people a ton of people do it.

Vi0l3t said:
Sammie and ET must be fighting for the hundredth time. She loves mentioning Antonio whenever she's fighting with her current boyfriend.
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I don't know why she even differentiates they're both the same person, dead and don't want to be with her fatass lul
 
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I am happy ET and kind of? Sammy spending time with Skylan but I feel like that baby wants to be up and playing. Sure, they could be holding her so she is standing and bouncing at times or being supported and moving around that aren't recorded. But I get the feeling they lay a lot with her. I miss this stage of babyhood when they aren't quite mobile but so full of energy and curiosity. I wonder if she scoots if laying on her belly. She is a cutie patootie though. God speed little baby.
 
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Greenergrass said:
I am happy ET and kind of? Sammy spending time with Skylan but I feel like that baby wants to be up and playing. Sure, they could be holding her so she is standing and bouncing at times or being supported and moving around that aren't recorded. But I get the feeling they lay a lot with her. I miss this stage of babyhood when they aren't quite mobile but so full of energy and curiosity. I wonder if she scoots if laying on her belly. She is a cutie patootie though. God speed little baby.
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My kids were early walkers way more mobile. I feel they never encourage movement because sammies fat and lazy. Not saying kids that dont walk early have lazy parents just sammie never films her actually moving sitting alone etc...
 
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in pretty much every interaction between sammie, skyrim and ET, ET is always waaaaay more engaged and loving with the baby than sammie. he seems to really like being a dad and it'd be cute if he didn't look like...that. and if that baby was actually his lol #TeamCuzinRayRay

sammie's always really weird and angry about their bond too. "there you go with that da-da shiet." is she jealous because the Pharaoh is paying attention to another female (because she is absolutely the type of foul woman to get jealous and blame her daughters for "stealing her man" if, God forbid, one of them was molested by a NOTW), or jealous that Skylab prefers her ""dad"" over her?
 
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Meowzers said:
sammie's always really weird and angry about their bond too
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She sure fucking is. Egg donors who perceive and fuel competitive dynamics with their own daughters are literal demons. THOSE are the moms who refuse to rescue their children when she knows her man is raping them. (My own mother inflicted this on my sisters and it really fucked with them on multiple levels.)

Guarantee that baby doesn’t even get outside some days. I doubt Sammie has her doing ample tummy time or practicing to walk. Thank God the kids seem to like exercising the baby and playing with her.
 
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idk why stephen lemons constantly takes over other peoples' FB profiles. he used to do it to his mom and now he's done it multiple times to his gf chyenne.

when you see this type of shit, you know the ruthless settler-colonial state of stephen lemons has seized another facebook territory from its indigenous residents:
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i was looking into chyenne but there's nothing juicy, although it's kind of sad how many of her dozen-ish abandoned facebook profile pics literally center whoever her man at the time was... including two with stinky steve
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the only other thing of note is that her older (high-school-era) FBs are weeb-y, which is probably how she got lemongrabbed, since stephen's into that stuff as well.

the most interesting (by KF standards) thing is the random friends on the friends list. it's slightly mean but this pair were too striking not to screenshot:
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it would be funny if stephen appropriating other people's FBs was learned behavior from Kristie, since she does have this weird profile:
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...but that's likely just a case of kristie buying a used phone that came with a FB profile already on it... in this case, also a preexsting friendlist of 684 black people e.g. sister idahollis udoabba. kristie is living sammie's dream!!
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Meowzers said:
in pretty much every interaction between sammie, skyrim and ET, ET is always waaaaay more engaged and loving with the baby than sammie. he seems to really like being a dad and it'd be cute if he didn't look like...that. and if that baby was actually his lol #TeamCuzinRayRay

sammie's always really weird and angry about their bond too. "there you go with that da-da shiet." is she jealous because the Pharaoh is paying attention to another female (because she is absolutely the type of foul woman to get jealous and blame her daughters for "stealing her man" if, God forbid, one of them was molested by a NOTW), or jealous that Skylab prefers her ""dad"" over her?
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It’s kind of weird how Sammie’s horrendous motherhood journey parallels Becca Gerber’s. Both of them are jealous BPD moms, neither lifting a finger to raise their kids. The only difference between them is money. I’d love a Kiwi Prince and the Pauper story where the two girls get swapped. Although I’d pick growing up in a trailer with Ru Paul’s revenant mummy as a dad than Cuck Castle with Becca and 1d4 random polyamorous soy lords.
 
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Meowzers said:
in pretty much every interaction between sammie, skyrim and ET, ET is always waaaaay more engaged and loving with the baby than sammie.
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Was this ever a question? Passed out in the corner he has more interaction, blob doesn't give a SHIT about any of the kids except as props for social media.

And lmao at publicly posting (or ever thinking) "sucks I don't feel wanted in someone else's house, who I've mooched off of my entire life and saddled with never ending stress and burdens, and made them work an extra job, while constantly complaining about everything they do and how they never do enough for me. Ya'll can't understand how hard it is being in this situation there ain't even nuffin I can do to get out of it :( :( :( :("
 
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