Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

from this morning's grab bag of tweets these two were my favorite, because they answer the question of "is she still pretending to go to school":

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Oh, she is such a bountiful cow. A cow goddess.

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Imagine being a professor and having someone claim they can't come to class because of the pretend muscle weakness they got from their pretend stroke/migraine (strigraine?) when they are already in a motorized wheelchair.

And imagine being a fellow college student with actual commitments and responsibilities, listening to Victoria tell you how she couldn't do any work done or get out of bed for a week because a random person on Twitter died.

It's all so beautiful
 
Oh, she is such a bountiful cow. A cow goddess.

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Imagine being a professor and having someone claim they can't come to class because of the pretend muscle weakness they got from their pretend stroke/migraine (strigraine?) when they are already in a motorized wheelchair.

And imagine being a fellow college student with actual commitments and responsibilities, listening to Victoria tell you how she couldn't do any work done or get out of bed for a week because a random person on Twitter died.

It's all so beautiful
AND! She's behind on her coursework because she's depressed about that random black lady she did not personally know who died of cancer due to her COVID hospitalization*

She's probably the type who sends an email the morning of her midterms stating that due to the ongoing war in Israel, she's suffering epigenetic trauma to the 14% of her that is Jewish and she should be excused from all midterms. Not to PL, but once when I was a grad student TA, I had a student who asked, reluctantly, for an extension on a paper because his family in Mexico was just murdered by cartel members and he needed to go back to Mexico to sort out their funerals and stuff (he showed me the headlines about the murders - fucking grisly). THAT is an excuse for missing coursework, not because you have the sads that someone on Twitter who didn't understand causation vs correlation died.

Adding: @and I must scream dude you're right. I can't keep these various victimization statuses straight anymore. I momentarily forgot that Twitter Jews hate Israel.

*Citation needed
 
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from this morning's grab bag of tweets these two were my favorite, because they answer the question of "is she still pretending to go to school":

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Who the fuck is Tinu?

Why did she decided to get back to college, anyway? She clearly has no intention to actually study anything, or interact with other students there, or anything that could motivate a person to go to college. Why bother? Pretend you are too sick to go to college. It's what you do anyway. What dies she get out if it? Is it just so she could waste her professors' time about her "disability"? You know, not studying and not working, you don't meet that many people you could harass.

AND! She's behind on her coursework because she's depressed about that random black lady she did not personally know who died of cancer due to her COVID hospitalization*

She's probably the type who sends an email the morning of her midterms stating that due to the ongoing war in Israel, she's suffering epigenetic trauma to the 14% of her that is Jewish and she should be excused from all midterms. Not to PL, but once when I was a grad student TA, I had a student who asked, reluctantly, for an extension on a paper because his family in Mexico was just murdered by cartel members and he needed to go back to Mexico to sort out their funerals and stuff (he showed me the headlines about the murders - fucking grisly). THAT is an excuse for missing coursework, not because you have the sads that someone on Twitter who didn't understand causation vs correlation died.

*Citation needed
You mean she is sad about all the Palestinians who die. She hates Israel and basically wish for all Israelis to be annihilated, per Hamas Charter.

Her Judaism is clearly nothing but another victim status. She didn't grow up with it, she knows nothing about it, she clearly doesn't care about it or other Jewish people. Like everything she does, it's all for victim points.

She has other ethnic victim statues but they are far less known in the English-speaking world so Judaism is her best card. That way she can cry about how oppressed she is for being Jewish, despite the fact that nobody in her vicinity cares about it and the only people who do are on her own side (the demonstrations on the campuses, in which Jewish people were threatened for example), so that's okay, that doesn't count.

But! This victim card only works if she strongly denounce Israel, Zionists and Zionism, otherwise she is the oppressor who commits genocide. Therefore she posts pro-Palestine anti-Israel posts so frequently, and now she is safe in her victim status.
 
Does anyone else reckon that coming from money really didn’t do this bitch any favors?

Every one of her tweets just ooze the kind of easy, entitled, carefree attitude to life that you sometimes see from people who never had to face any hardships.

“Am behind on schoolwork, was depressed last week!”

“I’m huuungry, can someone send me 80$ for a DoorDash?”

There are plenty of wacky pooners and Munchies out there who live for the LARP, but also realize they have to do X to get paid, or whose entire weed budget for the entire month is 80$.

She wouldn’t be even half as fucked up if she had grown up in a middle class family or if her only parent was a working mom, I guarantee it.
 
Yeah those aren't generally accepted excuses.
She's not even in with disability accomodations, the professors don't have to do jack shit.
I love all of this for her! It's exactly what she deserves!

And I love this for us too! Imagine the reeeeing and antics she will produce when, down the line, her student loan bills come due. (Again.)

There is a slim chance she could get her debts discharged due to "disability", but that usually only happens when someone is verifiably disabled.
So it's a good thing her damning internet history has been archived here, for ease of reference, in the event some unlucky sod ever needs to review her case for such a thing -- she can't DFE her way to plausible deniability.
 
And I love this for us too! Imagine the reeeeing and antics she will produce when, down the line, her student loan bills come due. (Again.)

I hate to be a doomer, but Mommy and Daddy will probably bail her out. She wouldn't see any meaningful consequences even if they didn't. What are her creditors going to do, garnish her non-existent wages? Ruin her credit? Her dad had enough cash on hand to pay months of back rent. He would have no problem paying a jacked up security deposit.

Victoria lives in a different world than the rest of us. If we were in a Jane Austin novel, she would be the spinster sister shipped from relative to relative. In the modern world, the 1% have shifted the burden of their ne're-do-well relatives on the taxpayer.
 
She’s probably off to the ER again. For the migraine that she can treat at home with OTC meds. I’m guessing she’s expected to actually do something for school but can’t be arsed.

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Vicky now seems to regret going back to NY. It’s most likely because she’s been unable to con APS into giving her a maid. She thinks being waited on is “love”.

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Some more “fuck you, mom and dad” for our enjoyment. I like Victoria because she brings me so many feelings simultaneously, though mostly joy (great cow!) and rage (entitled cow!).

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She’s probably off to the ER again. For the migraine that she can treat at home with OTC meds. I’m guessing she’s expected to actually do something for school but can’t be arsed.

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Vicky now seems to regret going back to NY. It’s most likely because she’s been unable to con APS into giving her a maid. She thinks being waited on is “love”.

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Some more “fuck you, mom and dad” for our enjoyment. I like Victoria because she brings me so many feelings simultaneously, though mostly joy (great cow!) and rage (entitled cow!).

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Yeah I don't know if you can really abandon an able-bodied adult but ok.
 

She’s probably off to the ER again. For the migraine that she can treat at home with OTC meds. I’m guessing she’s expected to actually do something for school but can’t be arsed.

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Vicky now seems to regret going back to NY. It’s most likely because she’s been unable to con APS into giving her a maid. She thinks being waited on is “love”.

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Some more “fuck you, mom and dad” for our enjoyment. I like Victoria because she brings me so many feelings simultaneously, though mostly joy (great cow!) and rage (entitled cow!).

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If you have a migraine you're not going to be fucking around whining on social media. Also, if you have a supposed history of migraines, you'd be seeing a neurologist (or some rando student health doc) and most likely would have a prescription for some kind of medication/s. I think she wants that sweet, sweet Dilaudid.
 
It's pretty fucking infuriating that she wastes so much taxpayer money, not to mention taking up space in a prestigious university that could go to someone who actually wants to learn, but she's definitely suffering consequences. She has permanently fucked up her own body, and will experience even worse outcomes if she keeps at it much longer. Anyone who's had a loved one go through an immune disease like lupus know just how horrific longterm use of corticosteroids can be on the body. My jaw hit the floor when I saw her casually mention she's popping 60mg of prednisone daily in addition to other versions of cortisone.

If her dream is to have permanent hip damage and to be bedbound and unable to get around without a wheelchair, shes like 3-5 years away from that being her actual reality and not a LARP
 
she’s disgusting in every way she’s fucking from a wealthy family and is begging the public to feed her the government should ship her to India or Africa and see how her bullshit is dealt with
If her family cuts her off I think she might actually get her shit halfway together. Real spoonies often have to work themselves to the bone because they have mountains of debt, lots of bills, and limited employment options. She doesn’t want to be doordashing to pay for insulin (which she will need when she gets steroid induced diabetes).

Jk I bet she’ll stop taking testosterone so some desperate loser finds her fuckable enough to take in. I know because I witnessed it personally with an ex-pooner who detransed when she got real health problems that were unrelated to test.
 
Jk I bet she’ll stop taking testosterone so some desperate loser finds her fuckable enough to take in. I know because I witnessed it personally with an ex-pooner who detransed when she got real health problems that were unrelated to test.
Would that strategy even work with the moon face and male pattern baldness though? I mean, men will copulate with anything, but you’d have to be a real rock bottom of the barrel catch for your standards to sink THAT low. Maybe she’d start wearing wigs…
 
If her dream is to have permanent hip damage and to be bedbound and unable to get around without a wheelchair, shes like 3-5 years away from that being her actual reality and not a LARP
There's a couple girls in the munchie thread who dissolved their spines with corticosteroid abuse and ended up actually paralyzed. With Victoria's wheelchair fetish that's probably her dream.
 
Would that strategy even work with the moon face and male pattern baldness though? I mean, men will copulate with anything, but you’d have to be a real rock bottom of the barrel catch for your standards to sink THAT low. Maybe she’d start wearing wigs…
Yeah, I don’t see that happening. Most pooners still have a bit of feminine charm left if you look close enough. Slap on a boob job, throw out the T, and you’re almost set.

This one though? Nah.
If her family cuts her off I think she might actually get her shit halfway together.
The only way I see this chick standing a chance is if dad kidnapped her, through out all medications, testosterone and wheelchair, and left her in an apartment where she doesn’t know anybody with a few hundred dollars, a full fridge, two months of rent paid and a stack of job applications.

And even then it’s like 50/50 at best.

The first couple of days where Victoria desperately screeches on Twitter for help with no luck, would be a sight to behold though.
 
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