Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[spacko]

how long until these pedo fucks are busted with homemade csam

 

[Oliver Onions]

If you are unable to make gameplay or commentating a debate entertaining enough, double dipping both of them does not make you look like less of a boring faggot, you just look like an insecure faggot trying to jangle as many keys as possible so retards don't lose attention.

Add to this the fact you choose an underage girl as your avatar despite making zero effort to change your voice from sounding like a fat Brooklyn Jew and the whole thing is very, very sus.

 

[AltisticRight]

So was Vito always a creepy VTuber, or is he just leaning into being a degenerate retard even more now? I don't understand what kind of audience this "genre" of content could possibly appeal to.

Well, this was the first iteration of his pngtube avatar.

How old does she look? 8?
Go figure.

 

[Kheapathic]

Something is off about this story. How the hell would Dax not be able to tell the girl is fucking 13th?! A 16 y/o .. okay, maybe. I knew some girls in high school who got into bars with fake IDs (back when you could still get into a lot of music bars under 21) ... but 13?! I don't remember anyone in middle school that could pass off as being a college student.

Growing up, I remember making it out of eighth grade, damn, high-school next year, we're growing up. Home girl I knew left 8th grade with barely an A-Cup, started 9th with a solid D. Sure it's safe to say "you didn't just wake up and it was like that." But homegirl fucking speedran puberty over summer.

Even with that much of a blow up; you can still see them being a child. Dax pretending otherwise is him being retarded at best and predatory at worse.

 

[svenstoffels]

Might review this on stream

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Something is off about this story. How the hell would Dax not be able to tell the girl is fucking 13th?! A 16 y/o .. okay, maybe. I knew some girls in high school who got into bars with fake IDs (back when you could still get into a lot of music bars under 21) ... but 13?! I don't remember anyone in middle school that could pass off as being a college student.

Vito cope just dropped:

 

[Oliver Onions]

Vito cope just dropped:
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Let's take him at his word...why? Who the fuck cares what a cosplayer knows about history? 99% of cosplayers are just himbos and thirst traps; the odds of them being familiar with the Battle of the Bulge are about as likely as Vito finishing his shitty book before 2025.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Let's take him at his word...why? Who the fuck cares what a cosplayer knows about history? 99% of cosplayers are just himbos and thirst traps; the odds of them being familiar with the Battle of the Bulge are about as likely as Vito finishing his shitty book before 2025.

To defend Dax a tiny bit; he has a bit for his show where he asks women what year certain wars took place in so he can laugh when they give horrendously wrong answers.

Back to Vito, of course the 13 year old isn't your friend, she's better than you.

 

[Oliver Onions]

To defend Dax a tiny bit; he has a bit for his show where he asks women what year certain wars took place in so he can laugh when they give horrendously wrong answers.

Of course I should have known it would be predicated on Dick's evergreen bit about what stupid useless whores women are.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

To defend Dax a tiny bit; he has a bit for his show where he asks women what year certain wars took place in so he can laugh when they give horrendously wrong answers.

Back to Vito, of course the 13 year old isn't your friend, she's better than you.

Leave it to professional comedian Diddler Dax Herrera to rip off a nearly 20 year-old Adam Carolla bit:

 

[WelperHelper99]

Let's take him at his word...why? Who the fuck cares what a cosplayer knows about history? 99% of cosplayers are just himbos and thirst traps; the odds of them being familiar with the Battle of the Bulge are about as likely as Vito finishing his shitty book before 2025.

The only kid I know that knows about ww2 history stuff to a retarded degree is my nephew, and it's because he LOVES World of Tanks. This cosplayer was 13 right? And a girl? Lol lmao. Likely story. Such a crock of shit.

 

[ddlloo]

If I'm parsing things right, Vito brought the kid up to where they were at comicon, not to Dax's house?

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

I know this is toeing the line on fedposting, but I would really, REALLY love if someone caved this fat pedophile's head in. I'm so sick of hearing about him and the children he wants to molest and is in close enough proximity to ACTUALLY molest

 

[Telvanni]

how long until these pedo fucks are busted with homemade csam

Sean looking really uncomfortable; I'm surprised he's still there.

 

[Wodanaz]

Vito cope just dropped:
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ah yes, just like how netflix was merely interviewing hundreds of 8 year olds for the part in the movie where they twerk. it's just coincidence that only a few could get the part, and so they just happened to record hours of footage before deciding.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

If I'm parsing things right, Vito brought the kid up to where they were at comicon, not to Dax's house?

The way Dax makes it sound in the clip is like they were at Dax’s house where they do his show in the laundry room but the way Vito described it they were at a comic con. Unless Dax decided to start doing the “interview random chicks so they say stupid stuff to go viral” then I’ll default to it was Dax’s house.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

The way Dax makes it sound in the clip is like they were at Dax’s house where they do his show in the laundry room but the way Vito described it they were at a comic con. Unless Dax decided to start doing the “interview random chicks so they say stupid stuff to go viral” then I’ll default to it was Dax’s house.

Enough context was given by both to safely assume this wasn't at Daxs pegging ranch.

 

[Vibralldo]

Vito cope just dropped:
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What Vito means: "We aren't friends, we're more than that!"

 

[Jack Hoffman]

It’s pretty clear this happened at Comic-Con, not Dicks delap-a-shack.

Dick will lie, misrepresent and manipulate anything to his benefit.
If you sink to his level you’re a faggot too!

 

[Windy Moors]

Some choice screenshots from Vito the Pedo's shower video,
originally posted here:

Spoiler: Hidden For Decency

Such a stereotypical pedo.


Buffalo hump progression and scalp fat roll.


Brush your fucking teeth and use mouthwash you disgusting nonce.