Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Bill Evans 45 said:
I've often wondered what would happen if the pests just stopped for say, 90 days. Sure, we'd still get the occasional civilian drive by but Pat would crumble without the attention.
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Assuming he didnt know about a 90 day boycott of dedicated patposters, effectively nothing would change. He would continue working through his backlog of posts calling him fat he has yet to nochild or threaten with prison for much of the 90 days, accuse randos disagreeing with him of being the same stalkerchilds as before and start the cycle anew with them, and get into the same fights with accounts too big to dismiss as mere stalkerchilds in which he pulls the same barely veiled threats to their livelihoods and sequentially rageoinks about them and smugly declares their career now destroyed by his trotter

Assuming he did know, his smugness would balloon like his gut and he would loudly declare his final endsieg over the stalkerchilds and try to sell the story to whatever outlets have not blocked him about how he singlehandedly beat the vast cybernazi horde by terrifying them into fleeing off the internet forever with his promises of prison and threats of physical violence, and this would continue even after the boycott ends as he would simply add something along the lines of "I have already won" to his prison copypasta, but otherwise nothing would change in the long run.

The only true victory conditions that are acceptable on his terms are for the whole internet to become so tightly censored and stripped of anonymity and controlled by an authoritarian government of his preference that allows him to immediately waddle off to a literal Stasi type agency whenever someone calls him fat or gay and have them arrested and imprisoned without trial for stalkerthink along with any he decides to be in league with them.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
There are Internet communities that trade in animal and child abuse videos. Places where people conspire to commit murders and rapes.

But one of the worst of all those was a subreddit where people called Rick fat.
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Kiwi Farms has exposed animal abuse, graft and corruption, actual pedophiles, literal terrorists, and the fragility of modern internet infrastructure.

Fat Rick only ever exposed himself to those poor police officers. I don't think they'll ever forget his faucet dick...
 
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Judge Holden said:
Assuming he did know, his smugness would balloon like his gut and he would loudly declare his final endsieg over the stalkerchilds and try to sell the story to whatever outlets have not blocked him about how he singlehandedly beat the vast cybernazi horde by terrifying them into fleeing off the internet forever with his promises of prison and threats of physical violence, and this would continue even after the boycott ends as he would simply add something along the lines of "I have already won" to his prison copypasta, but otherwise nothing would change in the long run.
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The Fatrprick is not humble in victory.

If the stalker childs were to be gone the chest beating would create new people just trying to explain to people that The Fatprick method of defeating the evil stalker childs doesn't actually work. Civies asking 'so how many hours of your life over the last decade was spent defeating these stalker childs' will be branded the returned stalker childs.

Right now The Fatprick gets questions along the lines of 'how much time have you spent tilting at windmills' but never seems to answer 'em.
 
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Meriasek said:
And what community? The pests? KF?
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The Taco Santo! said:
Yeah, show your work Pat, who did you destroy?
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I get that you want to not give him a single win but I have to actually relent on this. He did deal a huge blow to a vile group of pedophiles by burning a hundred thousand dollaridoos of their American money. Well done on that one Rick, I salute you, even though you're still fat.
 
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Maude Snew said:
I get that you want to not give him a single win but I have to actually relent on this. He did deal a huge blow to a vile group of pedophiles by burning a hundred thousand dollaridoos of their American money. Well done on that one Rick, I salute you, even though you're still fat.
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True, but he claimed his victory in 2019, he fucked the SFWA much later.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Kiwi Farms has exposed animal abuse, graft and corruption, actual pedophiles, literal terrorists, and the fragility of modern internet infrastructure.

Fat Rick only ever exposed himself to those poor police officers. I don't think they'll ever forget his faucet dick...
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Its posts like these that remind me that despite the denials, Kiwifarms is an autistic Illuminati.

Maybe we are a bunch of reeing, housebound anti socials, but examples like JK Rowling’s detractors, the Tranch, and Fatty Patty himself have all done far more harm to themselves than they have solved for others.
 
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Buffalo Rick for the spooky season:
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Drama Trauma said:
Buffalo Rick for the spooky season:
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HuggingChat said that Rick is a public figure so it's allowed to make offensive content about him.

(Verse 1)
You told me, Fatrick, you're on a roll
But your Twitter feed's a never-ending scroll
You're typing away, with fingers so fine
But your book's still unfinished, and it's always on your mind

(Chorus)
Goodbye, Fatrick, I'm crying over you
You can't finish your book, what am I to do?
You're stuck in Twitter, with your followers few
And I'm left here, waiting for your story anew

(Verse 2)
You call me a stalker, for asking when it's done
But I'm just a fan, who's waiting for the fun
You promise me thrills, and a story so grand
But your chapters are few, and your waistline's expanding in hand

(Chorus)
Goodbye, Fatrick, I'm crying over you
You can't finish your book, what am I to do?
You're stuck in Twitter, with your followers few
And I'm left here, waiting for your story anew

(Bridge)
You've got a deadline, but it's slipping away
You're eating Cheetos, and your productivity's at bay
You need to focus, and put down your phone
But Twitter's your distraction, and it's taking you home

(Verse 3)
You block and you mute, and you call us names
But we're just your fans, who want to see you claim
Your writing fame, and the accolades too
But your book's still unfinished, and it's all because of you

(Chorus)
Goodbye, Fatrick, I'm crying over you
You can't finish your book, what am I to do?
You're stuck in Twitter, with your followers few
And I'm left here, waiting for your story anew
 
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PS2 Nishiki said:
Yes, I've been on the WAD for it, I'll show it in here when I've made some significant progress. If anyone wants to contribute to it, feel free to let me know.:tomlinson:
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Would love a level with a Milwaukee map so you can play as Rick ducking through alleyways as Hooligans burns.

Shoot all Bernell Tramells onsite, then switch weapons to your meat grinder when wild niglets appear.
 
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OffTopic said:
Would love a level with a Milwaukee map so you can play as Rick ducking through alleyways as Hooligans burns.

Shoot all Bernell Tramells onsite, then switch weapons to your meat grinder when wild niglets appear.
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A wish Glock (pistol)
A ps90 instead of a chaingun
A very piglike super shotgun
A cranked meat grinder instead of the chainsaw

Zombie Marines are urban youths
Imps are Niki
Mancubi are pennyeater

When you get Berserker SHUT YOUR FUCKING. MOUTWFWFF plays.
 
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