Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[BiggestBuford]

Why so skinny? He's clearly at least 180, he has fat from sitting around all day eating mommies tendies

I think mainly I decided skinny because his face is just so gaunt, wasn't really thinking about his full bodytype. Plus just crackhead things. Crackheads do be skinny sometimes

 

[smug comporon]

When Bossman gets out and fucks his first dude though, gonna make us all feel some kind of way.

 

[gearhead1395]

Another sign of life from the king, just now:

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We love you too, bossman

I can't imagine he's going to change much considering his attitude to rehab is that it's just a shit thing he has to go through to get out and back to what he's comfortable with, rather than a chance to change how deeply and fundamentally unhappy he is with where he is in life.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these "I fucking lost it all dude"

Quoth the addict "I must spin more"

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these "I fucking lost it all dude"

Hemingway, retard: "For sale: baby shoes; never worn."

Bossmanjack, poet: "I fucking lost it all dude."

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Hemingway, retard: "For sale: baby shoes; never worn."

Bossmanjack, poet: "I fucking lost it all dude."

Plath, manic depressive: "I am so pathetically intense, I just can't be any other way."

Austin, gambling streamer: smokes a crack rock. "Daaaaaamn boys she's squirting! She's squirting! Ooooh it's due! No! No! Noooo! This is so wrong! Anyways I gotta go do my piss test."

 

[An YTMND User]

I can't imagine he's going to change much considering his attitude to rehab is that it's just a shit thing he has to go through to get out and back to what he's comfortable with, rather than a chance to change how deeply and fundamentally unhappy he is with where he is in life.

I know, right? Isn't that exciting for us?

 

[GibMoneyPls]

I like the "this is a new era" part. THIS time is a new era guys, on my parents lives. I'm going to change and start making changes and helping people.. (what's that? well it's only one little rock)
GUYS THIS FUCKING SITE IS RIGGED..
But you haven't started playing anything bossman.

The "new beginning! I can help people!" Was sparked by smoking his "last" (first one out of rehab) crack. I guarantee it. Like 90% of people coming out of rehab think they'll use ONE last time. The positivity was the crack high after a tolerance break. First time we see a burst of positive energy, can assume he's cracked out again.

 

[draggs]

Quoth the addict "I must spin more"

Quoth the Eddie: "OCTUPLE CHUCK IT... RAT HIT THE SWITCH NOW"

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Quoth the Eddie: "OCTUPLE CHUCK IT... RAT HIT THE SWITCH NOW"

Your homework is to do a Cask of Amontillado but with gamba and crack.

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

If the boss man could only gamble if he was crack free, would he do that?

has anyone been so far?

 

[Airstrip One]

If Bossmanjack continues to straighten up and fly right, then there is every possibility that he could end up looking as good as Boon - the bad-ass, quick-draw gunfighter, who was bused in at the eleventh hour, in season 6 of Justified, to provide Raylan Givens his high noon moment. I predict that, like a butterfly emerging from its chrysalis, so too will the Bossman emerge from his beige crack hoody, beady-eyed and clean-fingered, clad in a sleeveless brown vest, his hair pasted to his forehead.

 

[gearhead1395]

I know, right? Isn't that exciting for us?

I mean, no. It means he'll fall back into the cycle and sooner or later end up in prison serving his suspended sentence. On the other hand, if he does kick his habit, there's no more content. So, if we don't want bossman's saga to end, we essentially have to hope he'll find a creamy middle.

Personally, I'd rather him kick his habits and live a fuller life. I'd be happier to see him become a better man than to watch him continually self-destruct.

 

[False and Misleading]

If we can't have him, we can dream him

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

ive seen bossman make a loony tunes cut-out of himself in his bedroom door.
ive seen him swing his keybord like a lightsaber near the tanhauser gate.
so many moments, lost forever. like tears in...rain.

 

[Intrusive Thoughts]

Crackrunner, (gamba cut)

ive seen bossman make a loony tunes cut-out of himself in his bedroom door.
ive seen him swing his keybord like a lightsaber near the tanhauser gate.
so many moments, lost forever. like tears in...rain.

 

[DownSyzePotato]

Crackrunner, (gamba cut)

 

[Stray Carpet Nug]

Missing our boy a little extra today. Ready for the self gaslighting, gamba, and fuckadude's.

 

[Punished Derich]

Dominos, in fact, only kinda fell off.

 

[Barsik]

Dominos, in fact, only kinda fell off.

ARE YOU SAYING I FELL OFF? WHERE IS YOUR STREAM BITCH?

OOOOH MISS PUNISHED DERICH OOOOOH DTPN