Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 102 25.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 73 18.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 163 40.1%

  • Total voters
    406
So shut the fuck up, make some use of your time, and make the edits. Instead of being a cry baby, make some actual use of your time.

I never took you as a petty little bitch but boy balldo, you really are showing your pettiness.

You always actually showed real work until now.

If there's all these EDITS, show me. Make the changes. Why you so obsessed with me. Why derail the thread.

Never saw you to be the one to do that. But here we are. Tell the discord I said hi.
Mate, put some summer's eve instead of sand up in there and calm down, don't really give a shit if you're faran or cynthia or whatever; post funny or informative shit, stop being an attention whore about it and the worst you'll get is a few ribbings about chart-shirts and time travelling Melton posts in the future.

Spazz out and well, you know how that works out : :really:
 
You didn't DM Faran because you are Faran. I didn't take the time to put the chart together myself, but let's get real, neither did you, it was probably mostly Cynthia who did it.
I still cannot fathom why these two women cannot just post like regular people. Clearly, their effort-posts are appreciated by the community at large, but it seems like both Cynthia and Faran are constitutionally unable to act like sane individuals. Shame, really.

What drives the wine moms to burn down their own reputation?
So shut the fuck up, make some use of your time, and make the edits. Instead of being a cry baby, make some actual use of your time.
Time for yet another new account. Maybe next time you'll get it right. You came pretty close for a couple posts there.
 
Mate, put some summer's eve instead of sand up in there and calm down, don't really give a shit if you're faran or cynthia or whatever; post funny or informative shit, stop being an attention whore about it and the worst you'll get is a few ribbings about chart-shirts and time travelling Melton posts in the future.

Spazz out and well, you know how that works out : :really:
Deleting the post will also not help @House Cat, just take your lumps and move on, sperging out is not liable to end well.
 
This mini saga is amazing. I fully respect the decision of the KKK to prevent Balldoman from streaming, but this has been a blast in the meantime.

Also, since my account did not exist during the Cynthia mental breakdown (the first time), or during the discovery of the many Faran accounts before, I gotta say it was fun getting to be actually present when one of their massive freakouts happened.
 
Peace, peace.
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EDIT: Oh, it seems the spergout was deleted.
 
When you're new and there are no rules posted, you learn trial by fire.

Are you illiterate? There are literally rules all over the site on top of a massive disclaimer you need to read and agree to via watching a video to find a so specific quote for before you can make an account. If anything, this site has the most available and accessible rules on the Internet
 
Turns out Nick does need some money fast
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Nick dropped the price to 425,000 a few days ago, but I didn't notice anyone mention it ITT.
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*edit. It was mentioned, I just missed it
Nobody wants to live next to Nick so they reduced the price to $425k on the balldo bunker...
 
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@House Cat, the reply you deleted but @ChromaQuack quoted was unresponsive to what I asked:
So shut the fuck up, make some use of your time, and make the edits. Instead of being a cry baby, make some actual use of your time.

I never took you as a petty little bitch but boy balldo, you really are showing your pettiness.

You always actually showed real work until now.

If there's all these EDITS, show me. Make the changes. Why you so obsessed with me. Why derail the thread.

Never saw you to be the one to do that. But here we are. Tell the discord I said hi.

Faran, I didn't say anything about the fucking chart other than that Cynthia probably spent a lot of time on it.

This is what I asked:
You didn't DM Faran because you are Faran. I didn't take the time to put the chart together myself, but let's get real, neither did you, it was probably mostly Cynthia who did it.

Is Cynthia unhappy with you for exposing this account within a day or two of posting the big chart she worked so hard on because you couldn't keep your spaghetti in your pocket for even that short a length of time?

Do you mind sharing what Cynthia's response has been to you exposing the sock and wasting all that time spent on the chart because you went around to every live chat attention whoring and couldn't stop talking about how great Faran in live chats and talking to your "frat boy" crush Andrew the "Leeee-gul Dicksucker"?

I am also going to flag the below post by Faran/@House Cat where it is claimed that Faran turned Aaron's interview invite down.

It would sure be interesting if Aaron explained on his show what actually happened, but unfortunately, he doesn't read this thread:
When I was putting the chart together, I DM'd Faran on Twitter to ask if what Aaron said about Nick's "proposition" was true and if she was planning to go on STMS. She actually replied, saying Nick never propositioned her for sex—just asked her to go to a sex store. I asked if she was offered to go on the STMS and she said yes but declined saying she left the internet because of Nick and that Aaron could confirm this. She hoped everything would work out in the end for all parties involved.

I'm going to point out that the "sex store" thing literally happened on Rekieta's stream from over two years ago where Faran got very drunk which she apparently is still mad about because @House Cat went on about it in a live chat. You can watch the clip here, or you can watch the entire stream on one of Rekieta's channels here, on a platform where he didn't delete or unlist the stream.

If the only information Faran/@House Cat has to offer in an interview is something which was already broadcast on a public live stream 2 years ago, it's not surprising Aaron Imholte turned it down, and it's not surprising @House Cat shits up live chats and this thread for attention instead.

We obviously like your effort post, we obviously want you to keep doing it, it's the weird cow tipping behavior we have rules against.

WHY. CAN'T. YOU. BE. NORMAL.
@TherapyMan is right. They just can't post and be normal without causing a scene. This has to be the third cycle of this happening.
 
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@TherapyMan is right. They just can't post and be normal without causing a scene. This has to be the third cycle of this happening.
Correct me if I'm wrong by all means, but my count is four.

1) Cynthia's initial freakout
2) The flood of Faran accounts
3) The "SusanHassle" account lashing out at Himedall
4) "House Cat"
 
Turns out Nick does need some money fast
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Nick dropped the price to 425,000 a few days ago, but I didn't notice anyone mention it ITT.
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That 5.6% drop needs to be closer to 25.6% before anyone considers buying, that house needs a lot of repairs due to Nicky's neglect. Sorry Nicky, sometimes being a lazy asshole has costs!
Correct me if I'm wrong by all means, but my count is four.

1) Cynthia's initial freakout
2) The flood of Faran accounts
3) The "SusanHassle" account lashing out at Himedall
4) "House Cat"
You forgot GearedChris.
 
Keep going, Nick. 📉


Aaron claims to not read his own thread, but says he does read this one and possibly others.
Without Superchats the Balldo Fund is draining faster than the light from his offspring’s eyes. Can the KKK hold his leash longer than Nick can hold on to his bag? Find out next week on Dragon Balldo Z!
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Correct me if I'm wrong by all means, but my count is four.

1) Cynthia's initial freakout
2) The flood of Faran accounts
3) The "SusanHassle" account lashing out at Himedall
4) "House Cat"
You're correct.

I didn't include @SusanHassle.

I'm pretty sure GearedChris was included in that flock of Faran sock accounts?
Although @Geared Chris was probably Cynthia, I personally counted the @Geared Chris meltdown as part of the "flood of Faran accounts" listed as the second cycle because it happened shortly before before that meltdown, but arguably it should be considered as an independent fifth cycle.

In short, shit is crazy.

Nick dropped the price to 425,000 a few days ago, but I didn't notice anyone mention it ITT.
It was posted about a few days ago, but the user didn't post any source, so it's worth posting that.

I think it'll have to be decreased again.
 
I'm pretty sure GearedChris was included in that flock of Faran sock accounts?
Maybe, it's just that GearedChris was notable enough of a poster and meltdown that I specifically remember it outside of the flood of alts.

Checking the dates it seems it's a 6-ish month meltdown cycle? I guess we can expect the next retard alt around April/March 2025.
 
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