Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 97 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.3%

  • Total voters
    390
Don't forget: there has also been multiple pages of religious arguments after Rekieta craftily posted a picture of an antique book on religion on his Locals page. He knew exactly what he was doing.
The thing is it doesn't really matter. It's not like that shit won't get dropped instantly if another interesting matter of public record shows up. All cuck boy really has to do to kill the thread, at least after he loses his case or pleads out, is fuck off and go away. So long as he publicly cows out, that will be discussed. So long as he doesn't, the thread will go off-topic or obsess about trivial bullshit.
If Nick has shut up it's because somebody with a great deal of leverage over him is compelling him to shut up. Best guess is parents.
The more he's forced to seethe silently, the bigger the tard explosion will be when he's finally free to sperg out again.
 
Doesn't YT de-monetize an inactive channel after 3 months?
From what I’ve been able to learn, YouTube demonetizes after 6 months of inactivity. However, that info was gleaned from a quick search so there could be other factors at play.
If everyone you meet has sex with your wife, you're the cuck.
Nick Rekeita is made up of extremes. He’s not just a cuckold but a leader in cuckoldry for modern cucks. Nick is the Cuckpope.
I believe this was the influence of Kayla's parents who saw Nick was out of control. They may have even reached out to Nick's parents to take a hand with their son.
I’ve had the same thought, too. I’ve also wondered if the reason why all other Qover members (past & current) court dates follow Nicks, is due to the court & everyone even tangentially involved (including Kayla’s folks) knowing that Nick is the ringleader. Nick is the one who drove the train. Makes sense for him to go first, then the other defendants can follow after he’s been held accountable by the court.

It’s had me wondering if the courts in both counties Kandiyohi & Stearns (iirc, but for clarification the county where Aaron Imholte is facing charges,) purposefully scheduled Aaron’s next court date after Nick’s upcoming hearing in Kandiyohi. It would be possible for the two counties to be in contact due to overlap between the cases & that it appears that Kandiyohi is wise to Nick's interference in Aaron’s affairs as well as his involvement in trying to game Kandiyohi county itself. Just some passing thoughts I’ve had.
 
It's possible that they actually thought they could be some sort of "Kiwi Influencer" account that makes money across various platforms
Sorry, but the position of "Kiwi Influencer" has already been filled.

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Why do these retards underestimate the Farms? Every damn time... It is embarassing.
When you're new and there are no rules posted, you learn trial by fire.

A t-shirt? What farmer in the history of anything ever made merch for a single post?
It was taken out of context and it was said in jest. Selling merch was never an idea. This is a reach.

If Faran really wants to be interviewed and tell 100% truth about what happened with her and Nick/Lawtube, she should offer it to Andy Warski and PPP to do it on Kino Casino.
When I was putting the chart together, I DM'd Faran on Twitter to ask if what Aaron said about Nick's "proposition" was true and if she was planning to go on STMS. She actually replied, saying Nick never propositioned her for sex—just asked her to go to a sex store. I asked if she was offered to go on the STMS and she said yes but declined saying she left the internet because of Nick and that Aaron could confirm this. She hoped everything would work out in the end for all parties involved.

As for my last post, I apologized and made changes immediately. I followed the advice from other farmers and deleted my YouTube and Twitter to avoid seeking attention. If I knew all this would blow up like it did, I wouldn’t have even bothered making the chart. I’ll leave the chart to you @Balldo's Gate and see myself out.

EDIT: Also, of course you think it's dumb @Balldo's Gate. Because you didn't take the time to put that chart together yourself and just shit all over it. Obvious why you put this entire tirade against me. You didn't take the time to do the work yourself, so you had to do the work to shit on the person who did, despite me giving the farms the credit and praising KF. Word of advice, "If you want honey, don't kick over the beehive."

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Rekieta’s explanation is as if God is jealous of other Gods. And that’s strange for a monotheistic POV. But I’m not well versed in theology.
The commandment that christians cite for their monotheism reads "You shall have no gods beside me." not "There are no gods beside me." Crucial difference. There are other gods, he just doesn't want you to worship them.
Also outside of christianity, it's not necessarily a given that "he" in the part with the ten commandments is even yahweh. The idea that every single time 'the lord' is mentioned, it refers to yahweh specifically is a presupposition specific to christianity. For all we know the deity that gave Moses the ten commandments could be any other out of the several dozen deities they had.
 
People can check my post history
Jesus H. Fucking Christ I hate that I feel like the Autism in this place is contagious. I know there is fun in doxing and finding things that others try to keep hidden. I Just hate being reminded that more than a few people in this thread let alone this forum are chromosome enhanced enough to check histories against each other. I am used to spergs like pit viper salesman getting far to invested in the cows and forming gayops and trying to tip the cow.

I knew cynthia was an attention whore that wanted gayops more then laughter. I was one of the few that started giving her shit earlier than some. This house cat reeks of weakness. You let your cringe stand even if you post it drunk. If you delete your shit then our spergs like Balldo's Gate who joined after Pit Viper was banned from his other alt account will out tard you.

I followed the advice from other farmers and deleted my YouTube and Twitter to avoid seeking attention. If I knew all this would blow up like it did, I wouldn’t have even bothered making the chart. I’ll leave the chart to you @Balldo's Gate and see myself out.
Embarrassing.
EDIT: Also, of course you think it's dumb @Balldo's Gate. Because you didn't take the time to put that chart together yourself and just shit all over it. Obvious why you put this entire tirade against me. You didn't take the time to do the work yourself, so you had to do the work to shit on the person who did, despite me giving the farms the credit and praising KF. Word of advice, "If you want honey, don't kick over the beehive."
Less Embarrassing.
 
When you're new and there are no rules posted, you learn trial by fire.
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It's on a legal document. KIWI FARMS IS THE HARDSHIP.

My personal opinion @House Cat, just chill. I believe in redemption with effort. Prepare your next effort post. Learn from your mistakes. Life goes on.
In the end, we're here to document and laugh about cows. Never go full lolcow.

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Nick's eventually gonna Nick. Ceiling Cats will not be denied.
This Ceiling Cat in particular will not be denied:
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As an aside, I’ve noticed a tonne of newer accounts, 2024’s & some a few years older than that, namefagging. Don’t namefag.

Do not make a YouTube & X account with your KF username, posting all over everywhere under that name. That’s namefagging, & hopefully if you are a big time namefag, you used best socking practices & used an email not tied to your identity, so when (not if) one of the (hopefully not) numerous sites you’ve namedfagged on gets breached, you aren’t another dox in the wall.

Every time you use the same username, you are putting yourself under the microscope. (If anything, maybe name one other account that’s the same as your KF username, for example, on the platform where you watch a KF affiliated show like MATI, only. & use solid socking practice, no crossover irl.)

It’s fun coming up with new names & being anon, rather than being a clout chaser. It’s all debatable, but I’m simply saying, if you have a bunch of accounts all over the Internet called DickSwinger5X5, eventually a leak is likely to occur, or interest will be garnered by someone, earned or not. Some schizo may already be stalking you for daring to rate him autistic once, & he files all your accounts & posts away in his DickSwinger5X5 dossier, waiting for his moment to whatever. You get the idea.

Namefagging is anti-primo Op Sec, so keep it minimal kiwi bro's & sista’s. Though it usually comes from outside of the house, in the last few years it’s looking like it’s coming from in house, too, especially by other newer accounts looking for clout. This post is in no way meant to single anyone out in any way. Just have fun & lay low on the namefag tip, iykyk.
 
EDIT: Also, of course you think it's dumb @Balldo's Gate. Because you didn't take the time to put that chart together yourself and just shit all over it. Obvious why you put this entire tirade against me. You didn't take the time to do the work yourself, so you had to do the work to shit on the person who did, despite me giving the farms the credit and praising KF. Word of advice, "If you want honey, don't kick over the beehive."
No matter what your true identity is, you're definitely a woman LMAO
 
The more he's forced to seethe silently, the bigger the tard explosion will be when he's finally free to sperg out again.
Nick Rekieta's crackup is coming. We're one cleverly hidden bottle of whiskey away from a weepy meltdown. He'll attack his detractors, deny the CPS report, call out the judge, declare his undying love for April, apologize to his wife whatshername, and forget to mention his kids, whom he never thinks about, anyway. At the end of his drunken diatribe, he'll lick the whiskey bottle like a tranny hooker and then stare crazily at the camera, mumbling something something Jesus was just a man only a man, okay? Off-camera, we'll hear a woman's voice (April? Kayla?) begging him to stop, please stop. Then we'll hear a thudding sound, along with muffled shouts--possibly police? Cut to black. The end.

Can't wait.
 
House Cat is Kalea! No, really, its Faran.

I've been talking with BG since their first post about it. I have a little experience in this since I found her on the JudyGemstone account in June of last year (post). There's more of her cohorts coming out of the woodwork as well. Just be cautious. I'll take my dumb stickers and head back to the cheap seats now.
 
When I was putting the chart together, I DM'd Faran on Twitter to ask if what Aaron said about Nick's "proposition" was true and if she was planning to go on STMS. She actually replied, saying Nick never propositioned her for sex—just asked her to go to a sex store. I asked if she was offered to go on the STMS and she said yes but declined saying she left the internet because of Nick and that Aaron could confirm this. She hoped everything would work out in the end for all parties involved.

As for my last post, I apologized and made changes immediately. I followed the advice from other farmers and deleted my YouTube and Twitter to avoid seeking attention. If I knew all this would blow up like it did, I wouldn’t have even bothered making the chart. I’ll leave the chart to you @Balldo's Gate and see myself out.

EDIT: Also, of course you think it's dumb @Balldo's Gate. Because you didn't take the time to put that chart together yourself and just shit all over it. Obvious why you put this entire tirade against me. You didn't take the time to do the work yourself, so you had to do the work to shit on the person who did, despite me giving the farms the credit and praising KF. Word of advice, "If you want honey, don't kick over the beehive."
You didn't DM Faran because you are Faran. I didn't take the time to put the chart together myself, but let's get real, neither did you, it was probably mostly Cynthia who did it.

Is Cynthia unhappy with you for exposing this account within a day or two of posting the big chart she worked so hard on because you couldn't keep your spaghetti in your pocket for even that short a length of time?

I would be pretty cross with you if I were her.

Jesus H. Fucking Christ I hate that I feel like the Autism in this place is contagious. I know there is fun in doxing and finding things that others try to keep hidden. I Just hate being reminded that more than a few people in this thread let alone this forum are chromosome enhanced enough to check histories against each other. I am used to spergs like pit viper salesman getting far to invested in the cows and forming gayops and trying to tip the cow.
I mean... It's a figure of speech. That seems obvious from the context to me. The fact that you didn't pick up on that makes it sound like as a matter of fact maybe it is YOU who has autism. Not sure what the rest of the seething is about though. :story:

If you delete your shit then our spergs like Balldo's Gate who joined after Pit Viper was banned from his other alt account will out tard you.
I can't claim credit.

I was sent the chat logs by @mitro who already figured out @House Cat was Cynthia and/or Faran and archived them before they were deleted.

But..... Wait.... Are you implying....

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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What part of "non disclosure agreement" don't you understand??????

(In case I need to spell this out: this is a joke.)
 
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