Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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Frosted Snowflakes said:
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"This town ain't big enough for the two of us!"
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
But you did lie about your work history and he knows you wont retract shit given your track record and what he knows about Kotaku, he did after all call the article about his company a "Hit Piece". You deserve this Alyssa, enjoy it. I know we will.
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It must be so difficult for both these girls (I use that word deliberately, they are not adults) as they slowly learn that their shit is not working anymore. And that it's not because of some violent wave of incelchud uprising (which they could at least try to grift off of) but just because everyone has gradually become fucking sick of them.

I say this only because I think it applies to a lot of normies and semi-normies laughing at Alyssa: I don't really give a shit about games journalism, and I'm not particularly invested in anything she writes about. I am just sick of these fucking twitter-brained ageing millennial retards acting like fucking children and then expecting to be treated like adult professionals.

It's fine to be a retard on twitter, I guess, and spend your days insulting the people who are actually trying to get work done. That's what block buttons are for. It's not fine to do that and then expect to be respected and deferred to not just as a serious adult, but as some figure of moral and professional authority.

Now we get to watch Alyssa essentially cry into the void and beg for the establishment to come save her. Not realizing that it's an establishment that does not exist anymore.
 
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Charnel Ground said:
  • "Being conscious of your body doesn’t mean showing everyone your entire body, it means finding clothes that fit and flatter you."
  • "I want you to know that despite my harsh tone, I semi-care about you people (well, not really, but pretend I do). When you go outside looking like a homeless man from the streets of Binghamton or one of those freaky ladies at Walmart, you bring negative attention to yourself."
  • "I’m not saying go out and spend money on clothes (yes I am), but go into your closet and put on something that makes you look nice."
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Imagine if her past self took a look at her current self now after she had typed all of that.

Charnel Ground said:
Technophobia in the age of technophilia
By Alyssa Mercante - November 9, 2010 [a]
Alyssa rambles about tech stuff.
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Oh this oughta be fucking good...
>After the GPS told us to turn onto a street that had no physical existence and was actually a creepy dirt driveway, my two best friends and I spent 30 minutes driving on a lane-less, lightless dirt road. All because the gas light on her PT Cruiser went on and we had to get off of I-81.
  1. Your friend is a stupid bitch for letting her gas tank get that low in the first place.
  2. GPS' need to be updated manually... doesn't matter if it's built-in the car or those portable ones that everyone was using during that time. For the built-in ones, you usually have to request it from the car manufacturer which unfortunately costs money (because fuck if they were nice enough to give it to you free)
>The lesson learned? Humanity needs to wean itself off of technology’s breast milk or else, as my boyfriend preaches, the ‘Terminator’ movies will really happen.
Sure, THAT'S the lesson you took from that. Not that you both are incompetent fucks, it's that "TECHNOLOGY BAD!!!"

>I am a guilty party, an addict to technology. Instead of waiting to log onto Google to figure out an answer to one of the many questions that pop into my head throughout the day, I now text my question to ChaCha to receive instant gratification.
<logging onto Google
<when you can just type in the address on a web browser ( yes even in 2010 ) and ask your stupid question there
FUCKING WHAT???

>All of my friends know about my unhealthy obsession with Lady Gaga,
and I bet none of them fucking care either. You must be that annoying friend that they want to fucking beat the shit out of with a 2x4 anytime you bring Gaga up.
>but it’s more than slightly unsettling when my phone writes ‘Gaga’ every time I try to write ‘Haha.’
It's called "predictive text" and you can turn it off in the settings. Problem. Fucking. Solved.

So a good chunk of the article relates to how Androids are worse than iPhones because they have a "scream" feature that if you use lose the phone it'll make a noise until you find it. And this, somehow, is the beginning of machines becoming like humans that will kill us all. This bitch needs to put the fucking drugs DOWN because they are melting her fucking brain.

The ONLY thing that I agree with her is regarding texting while driving, which yes, that is fucking dumb and people should stop that. But if you only have 1 small good point in a massive pile of shit points, that just means your writing skills fucking suck and you need to go back and rethink your reason for writing in the first place. These "articles" just look like a "professional" LiveJournal entry of some teenager that probably also has a MySpace account.

But I'll leave this as a final note....
>Even walking has become a safety hazard. I faceplanted into some kid’s backpack the other day because he stopped dead while walking in the Union to read a text message. I walked into him so hard I had a headache the entire day. The zipper went up my nose and I drooled all over the water bottle pouch. This all happened because North Face backpack man was so floored by the contents of a text message that his feet instantly grew into tree trunks.
I don't even know where to begin... how close were you to this kid where his ZIPPER hit your fucking face? Maybe it's YOU that needs to pay attention to where the fuck your walking next time.
 
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behindyourightnow said:
I say this only because I think it applies to a lot of normies and semi-normies laughing at Alyssa: I don't really give a shit about games journalism, and I'm not particularly invested in anything she writes about. I am just sick of these fucking twitter-brained ageing millennial retards acting like fucking children and then expecting to be treated like adult professionals.
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The thing with her is up until a few weeks ago, nobody who pays attention to gaming had ever heard of the cunt.

She just appeared out of nowhere to grift on artificial claims of harassment. No body of work to speak of. The gamers recognized her as a complete parasitic fraud from day 1.
 
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Celebrate Nite said:
>I am a guilty party, an addict to technology. Instead of waiting to log onto Google to figure out an answer to one of the many questions that pop into my head throughout the day, I now text my question to ChaCha to receive instant gratification.
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<when you can just type in the address on a web browser ( yes even in 2010 ) and ask your stupid question there
FUCKING WHAT???
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RIGHT? I always wondered who the actual fuck ever used those "human-guided search engine" services and now I have my answer.

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Replies are already full of haters, I noticed a couple users with words of wisdom, though:

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Replies are already full of haters, I noticed a couple users with words of wisdom, though:

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It was not the alt-right who made games "political" just remember that fact. It is silly to both sides this when the opening salvo was thrown by the fucking left who opened the door to this id pol nutter speak. You can't blame the right for fighting back and now starting to win. For fucking years we had to hear "you are a sexist racist incel if you like big tits in games". Now it is finally getting some push back and the fucking Enlighted centrists here think the right should stop when they have the cunts on the ropes?
Get fucked.
 
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Frosted Snowflakes said:
Meanwhile at the battlestation of Alyssa Mercante.
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That hairline's retreating like a Ukranian soldier. With the Looney Tunes sweater and $149 monitor/keyboard/mic combo it's like watching my grandma check her email. This is what happens when she doesn't carefully pose for the pictures. How quickly the facade of being a sexy hipster-on-the-go disappears!
 
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FATTESTCUNT 2.0 said:
BTW, talking of Leigh, have you guys seen what she looks like these days?

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She looks like all of the members of the rock band, Queen, combined into one person who then trooned out.
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You know things have gone to shit when you look like the people on Scottish money.
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Malodorous Merkin said:
Have you tried not be a raging cunt on the internet?
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Now look here. LOOK. LISTEN. Not being a cunt on the Internet isn't an option, so stop giving advice on something you know NOTHING about.

Mods, ban anyone suggesting Alyssa stop being a cunt.
 
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Drama Trauma said:
Alyssa trying to rewrite history and pretends she didn't call for "bring back bullying" in her latest tweets and people just twists her words: (A1, A2)
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EDIT: She is not stalking SmashJT and Grummz guys: (A1, A2)
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EDIT2: Stuttering Craig enters the scene (again) against Alyssa
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PS: Archiving sites don't work properly for me now.
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why not use single-file or singlefilez to archive a web page and upload it then you don't even need archiving sites. is it not better to not have to depend on other sites or is this bad for some reason?
 
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