Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Cobes: "I had no intentions of bringing up those two to my last girlfriend."

Also Cobes: *takes last girlfriend to crush's parent's house."

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Look at the sausage legs on that boy

 

[Bifocal Lens]

Why would anyone ever be jealous of Cobes' life on the public dole unless they're a major league loser themselves?

Anyone that's actually jealous of Josh's life is pretty much on the same level of retarded as he is, no doubt. Imagine being jealous of an alcoholic, toothless, autistic shut-in. At least he has great vocal matching skills doodt.

That being said, the boy has a lot of luxuries that most people don't have access to. I would hate to have Josh's life, but I wouldn't mind the occasional random 30$ into my PayPal. He gets away with a lot of shit that regular people wouldn't be able to. I mean, this faggot is 33 years old and never had to work a job in his entire life, except for Wendy's for a couple of months. He never even had to take care of his "juan business" ... when he was younger he had some motivation, but now he just makes wands when he gets around to it, maybe. I mean, I have never met someone that has been unemployed his entire life and that somehow failed upwards into getting "his own" house and make some amount of money by sitting in the bug throne and drink free liquor. EDIT: I'm going on a tangent here, but I'm glad he has no clue who OnlyUseMeBlade is. Imagine if he found out that he could get liquor for free, and actually charge people to drink it.

To be honest, his dad is probably the only thing some people would be actually jealous of. Just an unwavering, indestructible, infinite support net. "Oh your bog hag broke the faucet, the window and clogged the entire laundry room? Don't worry, keep on rockin' bud!"
Fucking Clint was the one carrying out the boy's furniture for sky god's sake, the boy was just wandering around being useless. Say what you want about Clint being a bad dad, but I've met much worse parents than him in real life. He actually gives a fuck about his son, some people don't have that luxury.

 

[Slim Boglim]

I'm far more a fermented vegetable maker and composter than brewer but similar principles apply.

The most likely series of events is the "mead" was loaded so full of fats and complex sugars with low water and oxygen the yeast was immediately outcompeted by anerobic bacteria producing lactic acid, and so began to sour and then rancidify, accelerated by the enormous variety of bacteria introduced from his hands as a result of poor hygiene during the preparation process.

He then attempted to "boost" the alcohol content by adding ethanol, which the acetic-acid bacteria began immediately breaking down to vinegar in order to produce a foul, rancid cup of what I can only describe as spoiled buttermilk and vinegar.

I want to use bog vinegar to make hot sauce

 

[Potion_Time]

Why would anyone ever be jealous of Cobes' life on the public dole unless they're a major league loser themselves?

That's what this "drain on the system shit" is all about, jealousy. Like dude, I don't care if 1/1000th of the taxes withheld from my paycheck go to a dank food hack.

The home I earned through working my ass off is a hell of a lot better, more comfortable and nicer than some shitty single-wide NEET hovel in bumfuck Casper, Wyoming.

I am jealous of Cobes in some way. I do desire to live a care free life free from societal expectations or responsibilities. The problem is I also wouldn't be able to spend my days sitting by myself drinking in a trailer while getting zero pussy.

So off to work I go because I can't lower my standards enough for the boglim lifestyle to be viable.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

That’s what I meant when asked about people being angry. He provides us entertainment — which the only price is the occasional paypig now giving a few bucks.

If you’re getting angry at a drunk retard for doing drunk retard things, it’s time to change the channel for a while.

 

[rexxon_tillerson]

cobes making us angry is part of the entertainment. what you shouldnt do is bang on his tank when he does make you angry

 

[Slim Boglim]

重要なのは、クリントが彼をグループホームに入れるかどうかだ。彼は悪い父親ですか？

 

[GameratePTSD]

Imagine thinking leeching money for 60+ dollar Doordash orders and liquor from people isn't a waste on the system. Fucking almost as delusional as the BOY.

The system sends billions to Ukraine and Israel, puts up Africans in 4 star hotels and gives them thousands a month, and funds sex change surgeries for sickos in prison. I'd take a million boglim ventriloquists over a single cat-eating Haitian.

 

[bonified retard]

重要なのは、クリントが彼をグループホームに入れるかどうかだ。彼は悪い父親ですか？

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I want to use bog vinegar to make hot sauce

"Fuck, it tastes like sour, rancid garbage mixed with vinegar!"

Expected from the bog mead leachate. Aceto Casperico di Wyoming, TWU.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

On some level, Cobes must be flattered that someone is that into him (even if it's a psycho like NAL).

 

[Mushroom King]

I am so tired I can barely type, but lemon tasting Reese's cup and banana mead makes me very curious. What does BOTULISM taste like exactly? Do you think if Josh smelled it, he'd want to drink it more or throw it away?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I am so tired I can barely type, but lemon tasting Reese's cup and banana mead makes me very curious. What does BOTULISM taste like exactly? Do you think if Josh smelled it, he'd want to drink it more or throw it away?

It has no taste or obvious signs, that's what makes botulism so deadly. The "bulging can" sign commonly warned for it is due to C. botulinum fermenting the contents to produce gases like methane and carbon dioxide that build up and eventually burst under pressure.

It's deadly far before it reaches that point.

Under any and all circumstances if you are preparing anything to be fermented all parts involved must be thoroughly boiled and carefully sterilized.

 

[Mushroom King]

It has no taste or obvious signs, that's what makes botulism so deadly. The "bulging can" sign commonly warned for it is due to C. botulinum fermenting the contents to produce gases like methane and carbon dioxide that build up and eventually burst under pressure.

Under any and all circumstances if you are preparing anything to be fermented all parts involved must be carefully sterilized.

If you spend a lot of time working with your hands in topsoil you might be able to avoid this level of care to a degree but I'm not sure if I'd prefer to wing it based upon peasant approaches to sauerkraut. I also suspect KingCobraJFS is not doing this.

Build up, you say? I wonder what Build Up has to say about duct taping a lid missing 25% of the rim?

"Air tight? Yeah that's more of a suggestion really, toobz."



It's the Skittles mead but it looks like beans. It cracked me up.

It has no taste or obvious signs, that's what makes botulism so deadly. The "bulging can" sign commonly warned for it is due to C. botulinum fermenting the contents to produce gases like methane and carbon dioxide that build up and eventually burst under pressure.

It's deadly far before it reaches that point.

Under any and all circumstances if you are preparing anything to be fermented all parts involved must be thoroughly boiled and carefully sterilized.

He swished Tropical Sunset Fabuluoso in it bro, it's fine, don't keg watch! Styxhexenhammer had botulism, that's why he's such a skinny weirdo, I'm not kidding. I'm with BogChron and Bitesize, I think the 'mead' is probably under 1% and Josh is diabetic going into diabetic shock when he drinks it.

It's getting grim out here in the bog graveyard, Cobra fans.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

重要なのは、クリントが彼をグループホームに入れるかどうかだ。彼は悪い父親ですか？

Is Clint a disonorable shogun? Does Josh-sama belong in a group dojo?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Build up, you say? I wonder what Build Up has to say about duct taping a lid missing 25% of the rim?

"Air tight? Yeah that's more of a suggestion really, toobz."

I'd give money to NAL before I even touched that nasty ass "mead".

 

[anliteralidiot]

As one of my favorite tooberz likes to say, "botulism is tasteless!"

 

[ASeabear8952]

重要なのは、クリントが彼をグループホームに入れるかどうかだ。彼は悪い父親ですか？

 

[Mushroom King]

Cobra's Cactus Juice

Monster Aussie Lemonade (It's ice cold, let's get it)
Michelob Ultra Infusions Lime Prickly Pear Cactus Beer
Jack Daniels No 7 (Not a sponsor, let's get it)

That's a 5pm bomb ass drink combo.
Fuck the troles, fuck the sickos, let's try a sip.

Do you think he's turning the videos off so quickly to puke? That was a pretty tame drink but the first drink in several hours can be a tough one to keep down if you're an around the clock alcohol enjoyer. Someone should send him a cool Ozzy clock to flex on us so we can see a time frame of this alcohol bending.

 

[JanitorJoe]

Anyone that's actually jealous of Josh's life is pretty much on the same level of retarded as he is, no doubt. Imagine being jealous of an alcoholic, toothless, autistic shut-in. At least he has great vocal matching skills doodt.

That being said, the boy has a lot of luxuries that most people don't have access to. I would hate to have Josh's life, but I wouldn't mind the occasional random 30$ into my PayPal. He gets away with a lot of shit that regular people wouldn't be able to. I mean, this faggot is 33 years old and never had to work a job in his entire life, except for Wendy's for a couple of months. He never even had to take care of his "juan business" ... when he was younger he had some motivation, but now he just makes wands when he gets around to it, maybe. I mean, I have never met someone that has been unemployed his entire life and that somehow failed upwards into getting "his own" house and make some amount of money by sitting in the bug throne and drink free liquor. EDIT: I'm going on a tangent here, but I'm glad he has no clue who OnlyUseMeBlade is. Imagine if he found out that he could get liquor for free, and actually charge people to drink it.

To be honest, his dad is probably the only thing some people would be actually jealous of. Just an unwavering, indestructible, infinite support net. "Oh your bog hag broke the faucet, the window and clogged the entire laundry room? Don't worry, keep on rockin' bud!"
Fucking Clint was the one carrying out the boy's furniture for sky god's sake, the boy was just wandering around being useless. Say what you want about Clint being a bad dad, but I've met much worse parents than him in real life. He actually gives a fuck about his son, some people don't have that luxury.

yeah if clint wasn't so ugly and wouldn't pass on his genes i'd be totally jealous of josh getting him as a dad lol. private trailer house or apartment of your choice on papas dime TWU