Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Judge Holden]

LUV' ME PEPPERONI
LUV' ME BITCHTITS
LUV' ME XEETS

'ATE STALKERCHILDS
'ATE RIGHT WINGERS
'ATE ME DAUGHTER
(NOT SEXIST, JUST DON' LIKE HER)

SIMPLE AS

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

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LUV' ME PEPPERONI
LUV' ME BITCHTITS
LUV' ME XEETS

'ATE STALKERCHILDS
'ATE RIGHT WINGERS
'ATE ME DAUGHTER
(NOT SEXIST, JUST DON' LIKE HER)

SIMPLE AS

*Niggeronni

 

[Something Awful]

- "Patrick, your wife looks like she's Photoshopped."
- "Oh, you mean because she's so hot?"



- "No".

 

[Red Frida]

Private Bitchtits reporting for duty.

This guy really needs to get off the booze what the hell is happening to his head.

 

[Judge Holden]

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No, child, I did not ask my hairdresser for the "Doom 2 box art special". Those are just your clinical delusions. Enjoy prison.

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Private Bitchtits reporting for duty.

Oh good god I just realised why his new hair point looks so familiar

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

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No, child, I did not ask my hairdresser for the "Doom 2 box art special". Those are just your clinical delusions. Enjoy prison.

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Private Bitchtits reporting for duty.

First pic: Rick is about to be gay raped.
Third pic: Rick is about to gay rape someone.

 

[Judge Holden]

Insulting the wig of the pig now gets you life in prison.

Also...


Its currently like 06:00am in Milwaukee right now....he had barely 4 hours sleep at most.....fucking christ I feel more autistic than those guys who track Gawr Gura's menstruation with charts and diagrams here but his inability to just go the fuck to sleep is starting to make me legit concerned for him

 

[NaggotFigger]

Fat. Nice nails, piggertits.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

HE DIDN'T DENY IT! Lmao. New piece of Pat lore. He should meet Nick, who I'm sure will explain to him why he should love, actually, to get his testicles squeezed by salad tongs

HE DIDN'T DENY THESE EITHER!

 

[AltisticRight]

Trim your fucking trotter nails you grotesque, dysgenic pig.

This guy is losing breath from the simple workout of looking upwards.
What's the dumb silicone rubber ring he has? Does he want to hit up the Qover for some swapping?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

What's the dumb silicone rubber ring he has? Does he want to hit up the Qover for some swapping?

I assume it’s a misplaced cock ring. It kept falling off of his tiny little faucet Dick so he had to put it on his fat finger, which is the size of a normal man’s arm.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Private Bitchtits reporting for duty.

Absolutely horrendous showing from Pat. His head looks 3 sizes too small for his body.

He looks like the thumb puppets from Stede Oedekerk's Thumbs! shorts.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Private Bitchtits reporting for duty.

It looks like his stomach is eating the mass from the rest of his body

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I like to believe that that haircut was part of the requirements of getting his mother-in-law to pay Kwasi.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

- "Patrick, your wife looks like she's Photoshopped."
- "Oh, you mean because she's so hot?"

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- "No".

She dressed like one of those spastics you see with their care workers.

I think she might be special needs, for real.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

They named the main character Osha, I was making a joke.

https://www.starwars.com/databank/osha

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Look at that dead eyed stare, lights are on but there's nobody home.

Classic 'benzo-stare'. Can't believe no one has picked up on it.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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Insulting the wig of the pig now gets you life in prison.

Also...
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Its currently like 06:00am in Milwaukee right now....he had barely 4 hours sleep at most.....fucking christ I feel more autistic than those guys who track Gawr Gura's menstruation with charts and diagrams here but his inability to just go the fuck to sleep is starting to make me legit concerned for him

Great, now I want to see Patrick turn VTubers into Pat posters.

 

[Red Frida]

Fat. Nice nails, piggertits.

Those fingers are so short compared to his palms. Ethan Ralph has this phenotype also. Truly unfortunate.

 

[AltisticRight]

Absolutely horrendous showing from Pat. His head looks 3 sizes too small for his body.
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He looks like the thumb puppets from Stede Oedekerk's Thumbs! shorts.

Imagine having that kind of hairstyle. You look like this piggy. A fat, trimmed radish.

 

[Jackie's Abortion]

Happy Friday everyone (except for Pat obviously)!