🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[GuntPatrol]

I think the opposite. I mean his stream is dying no matter what happens, but anyone still watching is some kind of ragepig themselves, and being furious about Trump losing would make them more likely to stick around for the ragebait. If Trump wins a lot of the people seething about the last four years will just go back to grilling.

If Trump wins, the second he takes office, the Ralphamale narrative is going to shift to: "Zion Don" and "Jared Kushner's Zionist occupied government!" He's already been laying the groundwork, it's just that for now he follows it up with, "...but they're all shills for Israel, and Trump is the lesser of two evils." He's going to turn on Trump just like he snaked Fuentes, and then after about a year of the narrative shift failing, he'll timidly try to return to the fold with his tail tucked between his legs.

But don't worry though, they had FOOD MOUNTAIN to comfort them.

The ol' patented Food Mountain™, a Ralph family pet care lifehack since 1973. They left one for Evan when they dropped him off at the care facility, they left one for papa Ronny when he became schizophrenic and was moved into the West Memphis crack shack (before his skin melted into the lazy boy), and good boy Ethan even made sure mama Sandra had one on her death bed, even though he refused to meet her in person. It's a tried-and-true pet care system.

 

[AltisticRight]

One way to get rid of them.

Not the best way to get rid of them to be honest.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Leaving animals alone in a hurricane should be animal abuse. Fat fucking bald midget pig couldn't even take his damn pets to safety with him. Bet they were scared as fuck from the rain and wind. But don't worry though, they had FOOD MOUNTAIN to comfort them. No one's checking on them, not even mexican plumber lawyer. You don't have to leave FOOD MOUNTAIN when pets are being checked on.

In fairness he may have taken them if he still had his truck which hasn't been heard about or seen in months

 

[Rage Pig]

Ralph is back home, promises a Saturday show and is going to run with the same story he has been running with since 15 days ago:
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I noticed however that Ralphs audio sounded like he was in a larger room then usual. My first thought was that he might be lying and that he is somewhere else, however after comparing the reflections in his sunglasses to an older video they are indeed the same room. Meaning yes, guntcheckers have confirmed that dis is, infact, truu.
Speaking of Ralphs room, it's particularly easy to spot the layout of the room due to the odd lighting in this video. Let's take a look inside the pig pen:
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It has been rumored that a rapist drug addicted felon would treat his new home in Meraduhh as he would treat all his previously documented dwellings (like a dumpster). Guntcheckers have now confirmed that Ralphs big CEO desk is littered with cans and cig cartons all over the place, meaning that the rumors are, in fact, truu.
Also wtf happened to the PC? it had top of the line graphics card in it at one point, did he sell the damn thing to pay rent?

Low energy promo, nobody gives a fuck about the stuff Esofaggy posts on Twitter. The Kino Kasino is run by homos cries the pig who has Persip on his team. And oh wow, one fag nobody has ever heard of is divorced and fat? Who else is divorced and fat? Yes, it's you piggy!
He's got nothing new on PPP and Warski and has to go after some obscure contributers to the KC, because even his retarded viewers would fall asleep if he mentioned for the 150th time that Warski killed his keed and PPP is fat.
This lame shit is all he can come up with after a 6 day break, didn't even manage to invite one of the few remaining idiots who appear as guests.

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

Ralph is back home, promises a Saturday show and is going to run with the same story he has been running with since 15 days ago:
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I noticed however that Ralphs audio sounded like he was in a larger room then usual. My first thought was that he might be lying and that he is somewhere else, however after comparing the reflections in his sunglasses to an older video they are indeed the same room. Meaning yes, guntcheckers have confirmed that dis is, infact, truu.
Speaking of Ralphs room, it's particularly easy to spot the layout of the room due to the odd lighting in this video. Let's take a look inside the pig pen:
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It has been rumored that a rapist drug addicted felon would treat his new home in Meraduhh as he would treat all his previously documented dwellings (like a dumpster). Guntcheckers have now confirmed that Ralphs big CEO desk is littered with cans and cig cartons all over the place, meaning that the rumors are, in fact, truu.
Also wtf happened to the PC? it had top of the line graphics card in it at one point, did he sell the damn thing to pay rent?

Does Ralph ever get anything out of doing these sober promos? They're the least entertaining things ever.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Latter word is a bonus to describe his corpulent form. "Жиробас" means very fat with negative connotation

Please tell me there’s a word for “very fat with positive connotation”.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Please tell me there’s a word for “very fat with positive connotation”.

Пухляш or пухлик. Someone who's chubby but sweet and good person to be around. It's more of a tease word, though

 

[KosherFarms.net]

This is what happens when you don't take care of your body.

I think Ralph's gone a bit farther than just not taking care of himself into actively self harming with xannies and liquor. He desperately wants to die and is passively suicidal but all it's doing to him is fucking up his body and putting him in serious pain.

 

[AnOminous]

Please tell me there’s a word for “very fat with positive connotation”.

Portly. Falstaffian. Rubensian. Zaftig. Stout. Voluptuous. Ample.

There are plenty of others I don't have on the top of my head right now.

Needless to say, Ralph is none of those things. Ralph is a gross disgusting fat pig, a lardass, a corpulent pile of shit, a begunted hobbit retard, a lardwhale, a hamplanet, etc.

 

[Um...]

Portly. Falstaffian. Rubensian. Zaftig. Stout. Voluptuous. Ample.

There are plenty of others I don't have on the top of my head right now.

Needless to say, Ralph is none of those things. Ralph is a gross disgusting fat pig, a lardass, a corpulent pile of shit, a begunted hobbit retard, a lardwhale, a hamplanet, etc.

Lard goblin. A blighted repugnant pile of protoplasm.

 

[GettrGriftr]

You might look for other languages. In Russian his behaviour can be described as "сказочный долбоёб". Which means a fool of legendary proportions. ... Долбоёб means someone so utterly stupid, that he even capable of unwillingly hurt themselves by his actions

I kinda like applying legendary physicist Wolfgang Pauli's apocryphal quote to Ralph and all things Ethan (and it's better in the original German): Ralph ist nicht nur nicht richtig; er ist nicht einmal falsch! (Ralph is not only NOT right; he's not even wrong!)

 

[Rage Pig]

Hides in Cancun, misses 6 shows in a row, posts this:

Piggy, I didn't know anything about wrestling but I watched the Mr. McMahon documentary and I can now describe things in a way your retard brain is able to comprehend.
The Kino Casino is the WWF and you are the WCW in 1999. In two years PPP will buy the Killstream for a torta and a 10l water bottle.


#TeamStyx...of course Piggy.

 

[lester]

So gunt's gonna have on his good buddy and fellow abuser Styx in a "Killstream exclusive " of wife/girlfriend beaters not so anonymous.
Sounds like another classic.
Too bad his hero Oday Simpson's burning in hell he'd round out the panel nicely.

 

[David Spadem]

While Ashton and Andy promised (mostly) daily streams and yeah they haven't quite delivered, @Rage Pig is right, Rosacea Ralph hasn't streamed at all. On top of costumes for each streams they've done, this fat fuck hasn't put that level of effort in since 2018-2019.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

So, in German there is this figure of speech called "innerer Schweinehund" representing lazyness and sloth and anything that stops you from putting effort into self improvement. It literally translates to "internal pig-dog" and looks like this:

So not only does Ralph look exactly like artists interpretations of that pig-dog, he's a living embodiment of its meaning.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

So gunt's gonna have on his good buddy and fellow abuser Styx in a "Killstream exclusive " of wife/girlfriend beaters not so anonymous.
Sounds like another classic.
Too bad his hero Oday Simpson's burning in hell he'd round out the panel nicely.

Of all the shows Styx could go on the Killstream has to be the worst one from a public image standpoint.

 

[FiveStarAce]

So, in German there is this figure of speech called "innerer Schweinehund" representing lazyness and sloth and anything that stops you from putting effort into self improvement. It literally translates to "internal pig-dog" and looks like this:

So not only does Ralph look exactly like artists interpretations of that pig-dog, he's a living embodiment of its meaning.

Also ein äußerer Schweinehund?

 

[AltisticRight]

Hides in Cancun, misses 6 shows in a row, posts this:

>Bunkers
They live in Canada, piggymoobs. Canada is a developed country, Asstonne and Tardski have privileged access to hot water, air conditioning, running electricity without blackouts, a washing machine and a dishwasher, and a working fridge. Or in Ashtonne's case, ten of them.
They're not from some shithole in Meheecoh with constant power outages and no washing machine.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Of all the shows Styx could go on the Killstream has to be the worst one from a public image standpoint.

He doesn't seem to be very smart, but he is very narcissistic so Ralph gassed him up big time in DMs about how bitches always be lyin and shiet and secretly recording you to make you look bad and the mean Keewee Farms making shit up and cuntguarding those bishes!! And Styx probably ate that up cause he's dumb and likes having his ego fluffed.

I think it's a great idea, these two can comisserate about being alcoholic deadbeat dads who beat women and chose drugs over their kids.

 

[Braphamut]

Got some bad news for Ralph.

Ethan consumed Nora's female progenitor cells when he ate her Paki Poo. His poolatto offspring can't possibly have pink nipples and therefore aren't white.