🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[NaggotFigger]

Piggy’s update about his cats. He’s now back to his shack in Merida.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Good news for the Ralphamale. The Merida Zoo didn’t suffer any damage. Now if he’s feeling lonely and thinking of Meigh he can go to the zoo and look at the horses.

 

[FiveStarAce]

According to Harry, Ralph was calling every local business that was hiring in the Rochester area looking to get in contact with Pantsu. Ralph also has a history of installing key loggers to snoop through his partners phones. If Ralph wasn't so feeble and decrepit, he would be a serious danger to women and vulnerable people.

He also hid important medication from a mentally unstable teenager, stole a retarded womans phone after date raping her and confiscated Meys twitter account before she could abscond with his keed. He's a legit fucking psychopath towards his partners and seriously abusive. I'm ESL, isn't there a Word in the english language for such a weak person, opportunistically preying on even weaker people? Bottomfeeder sounds to nice and doesn't really capture the proper disgust you should feel towards him.

 

[Die For Me!]

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Piggy’s update about his cats. He’s now back to his shack in Merida.

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Ralph is keeping god waiting an entire hour and 30 minutes for a promised keelstream; Ralph is instead sleeping because he's old and decrepit
Which makes the total amount of aborted October Killstreams to... Five! Five Aborted Killstreams! Ah, Ah, Ahh.

Which is not even counting the killstream that got cut due to outages (at least he made some money that day) which means he lost a minimum of $1,250 assuming he would've met the goal those days.
And with 26 days left of lucrative trump grifting, how many precocious, illustrious, abscondless Killstreams have been produced this month?

One! One Full Length Killstream!
And don't forget Ralph paid around $400 dollars a night for last minute reservations to shoot promos on a beach that looked like the gaza strip!

A gigantic portion of his viewer base could immediately disappear in less than 30 days if Trump doesn't win, and Ralph is completely oblivious to it all! His entire empire of ejaculate-receiving gravestones is about to crumble, and yet he's too busy bleeding all over dat #SpiteLife grindstone, because without it he'd just jump off a bridge!
Your life ended 4 years ago Ralph, your continued existence is only to continue fueling victory laps from the Harvest!

Suffah Pig!

 

[AnOminous]

Ralph will never wear that pink polo again.

You know, a ripped tall dude can pull off a pink polo but on a tiny little fat manlet it looks mega-gay.

Also Ralph is gay. His most fond memory of Meigh (a handsome mare in her own right) was watching her get ass blasted by some greasy spic gigolo. Which is pretty gay and also cuck behavior.

He was also probably fantasizing about being Meigh while he got cucked. Because you know, turbohomo.

 

[KosherFarms.net]

Both Ralph and Rekieta are such fucking retards for reading their own threads. Reading KF when you're featured on it has to be the absolute worst thing you can do for your self esteem.

A gigantic portion of his viewer base could immediately disappear in less than 30 days if Trump doesn't win

Any paypigs retarded enough to stay with ralph today will continue their retardation even if trump loses.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Good to hear that Los Econobus is back up and running

 

[There Is Light At The End]

english language for such a weak person

You might look for other languages. In Russian his behaviour can be described as "сказочный долбоёб". Which means a fool of legendary proportions. But with caveat of being a cuss word and very negative connotation. Долбоёб means someone so utterly stupid, that he even capable of unwillingly hurt themselves by his actions. Such behaviour was demonstrated by piggy time and time again. But, he's also malicious, so word "сказочный" needs to be replaced to "злоебучий". Unfortunately, there's no adequate translation of "злоебучий". It's a mixture of very malicious and fucking annoying. Hereby he should be dubbed "злоебучий долбоёб-жиробас". Latter word is a bonus to describe his corpulent form. "Жиробас" means very fat with negative connotation

 

[FiveStarAce]

Reading KF when you're featured on it has to be the absolute worst thing you can do for your self esteem.

Yeah, but to understand this you need some real life experience and the maturity to understand that you are not the super special peak of humanity but just a dude like everybody else. Ralph hates the KF and keeps reading it because it is a mirror and he can't stand what it shows him.

BOSHAFTER FETTFICKER

 

[Schpoots]

Sex offenders have been banned from hurricane shelters in Florida. Ralph better hope that trend doesn't make it to mexico!

 

[AnOminous]

A gigantic portion of his viewer base could immediately disappear in less than 30 days if Trump doesn't win, and Ralph is completely oblivious to it all! His entire empire of ejaculate-receiving gravestones is about to crumble, and yet he's too busy bleeding all over dat #SpiteLife grindstone, because without it he'd just jump off a bridge!

I think the opposite. I mean his stream is dying no matter what happens, but anyone still watching is some kind of ragepig themselves, and being furious about Trump losing would make them more likely to stick around for the ragebait. If Trump wins a lot of the people seething about the last four years will just go back to grilling.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

They'll come to Ralph, a guy who almost got a degree in political science from an ITT tech level school, for his expert opinions on why Trump lost.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph is back home, promises a Saturday show and is going to run with the same story he has been running with since 15 days ago:

I noticed however that Ralphs audio sounded like he was in a larger room then usual. My first thought was that he might be lying and that he is somewhere else, however after comparing the reflections in his sunglasses to an older video they are indeed the same room. Meaning yes, guntcheckers have confirmed that dis is, infact, truu.
Speaking of Ralphs room, it's particularly easy to spot the layout of the room due to the odd lighting in this video. Let's take a look inside the pig pen:

It has been rumored that a rapist drug addicted felon would treat his new home in Meraduhh as he would treat all his previously documented dwellings (like a dumpster). Guntcheckers have now confirmed that Ralphs big CEO desk is littered with cans and cig cartons all over the place, meaning that the rumors are, in fact, truu.
Also wtf happened to the PC? it had top of the line graphics card in it at one point, did he sell the damn thing to pay rent?

 

[Julius Caesar The 187th]

: Pee Diddeh wuz sabuhtaged by da Fedz!!!1

Kidding aside, for calling people like Gator and PPP sex weirdos, he sure loves defending the sex weirdos that he likes.

T/A

 

[Mr. Manchester]

: Pee Diddeh wuz sabuhtaged by da Fedz!!!1

Kidding aside, for calling people like Gator and PPP sex weirdos, he sure loves defending the sex weirdos that he likes.

T/A
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He really does have a talent for siding with the most retarded take possible.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Ralph is back home, promises a Saturday show and is going to run with the same story he has been running with since 15 days ago:
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I noticed however that Ralphs audio sounded like he was in a larger room then usual. My first thought was that he might be lying and that he is somewhere else, however after comparing the reflections in his sunglasses to an older video they are indeed the same room. Meaning yes, guntcheckers have confirmed that dis is, infact, truu.
Speaking of Ralphs room, it's particularly easy to spot the layout of the room due to the odd lighting in this video. Let's take a look inside the pig pen:
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It has been rumored that a rapist drug addicted felon would treat his new home in Meraduhh as he would treat all his previously documented dwellings (like a dumpster). Guntcheckers have now confirmed that Ralphs big CEO desk is littered with cans and cig cartons all over the place, meaning that the rumors are, in fact, truu.
Also wtf happened to the PC? it had top of the line graphics card in it at one point, did he sell the damn thing to pay rent?

The replies from the ayylawgs are funny

ahm nawt a crackhed pidophel bish ah nevah defand odda weirduh ayylawgs yew aint do shiet on me bish

 

[Cucktry Roads]

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Piggy’s update about his cats. He’s now back to his shack in Merida.

Leaving animals alone in a hurricane should be animal abuse. Fat fucking bald midget pig couldn't even take his damn pets to safety with him. Bet they were scared as fuck from the rain and wind. But don't worry though, they had FOOD MOUNTAIN to comfort them. No one's checking on them, not even mexican plumber lawyer. You don't have to leave FOOD MOUNTAIN when pets are being checked on.

 

[Razz]

You might look for other languages. In Russian his behaviour can be described as "сказочный долбоёб". Which means a fool of legendary proportions. But with caveat of being a cuss word and very negative connotation. Долбоёб means someone so utterly stupid, that he even capable of unwillingly hurt themselves by his actions. Such behaviour was demonstrated by piggy time and time again. But, he's also malicious, so word "сказочный" needs to be replaced to "злоебучий". Unfortunately, there's no adequate translation of "злоебучий". It's a mixture of very malicious and fucking annoying. Hereby he should be dubbed "злоебучий долбоёб-жиробас". Latter word is a bonus to describe his corpulent form. "Жиробас" means very fat with negative connotation

Stop making me want to learn Russian

 

[NewnameRealEmail]

I hope Pantsu is getting serious therapy for whatever drove her to pursue a fat, short ugly misogynist who had just impregnated a runaway teen he groomed.

I hope she’s suffering. Suffocating in a grave of her own creation. She is a pedophile after all.

Tell the truth, I hope Ralph stalks her and makes her life a living hell. In an ideal situation the state would take Rozy and make her deal with Ralph without restraining orders or protection. They deserve each other after all.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Sex offenders have been banned from hurricane shelters in Florida. Ralph better hope that trend doesn't make it to mexico!

One way to get rid of them.