Jessica Anne Boyle / NakedAndLaughing / NAL / Queen Cobra JAB / Captlmoose@yahoo.com / MissRabbit420 - DUMPED By KingCobraJFS, Baconator Pussy, Parent-botherer, hoarder, bathtub dweller, self-hitter, box pisser, confirmed sicko, retired cam whore, Bjork superfan, demogorgon gutterslut, aspiring comedian, obsessed with almost winning the lottery

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I desperately want to see her BPD rage after seeing Cobes get a new girlfriend, but lets be real, the dry spell is going to be insane this time.

Is there another Gorworld hag desperate enough to try to hook him? I can't think of one off the top of my head.

 

[Aiōn]

Does Cobes ever attend any concerts? Maybe he could bag a fan at a Cradle of Filth show or something? Or even a tribute act.. The kind of woman that draws on gothic tears/The Crow makeup and not at all well.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Does Cobes ever attend any concerts? Maybe he could bag a fan at a Cradle of Filth show or something? Or even a tribute act.. The kind of woman that draws on gothic tears/The Crow makeup and not at all well.

He went to a juggalo gathering when he went out more .. he could get mad juggalo pussy. Them girls have no standards.

 

[cascadeplatinum]

Her instagram story is rage inducing. She is so fucking delusional and blames everyone and everything else on the breakup except her own toxic behavior. I know it is her mental illness and just dog shit personality but it still just pisses me off. That and the utter delusion/desperation that Cobes will actually read her stupid story and all of a sudden go back to her.

AND she thinks he’ll see the story and want to go back to her while she is still shitting on him, even in the stories. The one about cleaning his fridge? She needs to pick a lane. She’s in between “I still love you take me back” and “I would have that guy arrested in a second”. I mean it might work, she is dealing with a retard, but still.

 

[Bifocal Lens]

She needs to pick a lane. She’s in between “I still love you take me back” and “I would have that guy arrested in a second”.

She doesn't have the mental capacity for it.
Her last brain cell has long since burnt out. She is running on impulse, BPD and alcohol only. Kinda like a college student that only runs on weed and coffee, but less productive/smellier/guntier/more entitled/with uglier ears.

This whole love bombing/blackmail arc... a part of me gets pissed off. But I mostly find it quite enjoyable, because it's just her brain going into full desperation mode. Synapses just firing uncontrollably. She has completely lost control of the situation, and for a regular narcissist, that would throw them into a tailspin. But for NAL... oh boy. I don't think her brain even has the capacity to comprehend what has happened to her. It's like a mixture of ignorance, believing she is a good manipulator and will outsmart everyone eventually, and just believing the lies she tells everyone. You can only fool people if you fool yourself, and I think she spends most of the day manipulating herself and rationalizing a reality that only exists in her head, if that makes sense. I'm sure that, in Jessica's mind, she's the one that's owed an apology after all this shit. I'm only amazed at how long she's been in this loop, it's been like a month now, and she's still psychotic.

To be honest, NAL is the only lolcow that has ever made me angry. I laugh at most of them, but this bitch literally makes my blood boil. This entire arc has been quite enjoyable for me though, since it's just her grasping at straws, crying into her piss box, putting shitty makeup on and calling for Joshie every 5 seconds. She no longer has any control. She is out here crying for Joshie's attention, and the boy is quite happily burping his gothic worm to Chaturbate whores, oblivious to her pleas. Good, CRY LOUDER YOU UGLY GUNTY CAM WHORE.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Does Cobes ever attend any concerts?

A couple fans took him to a Cradle of Filth concert a few years ago. I think it was CEO of Chairbugs and his buddy.

 

[McSneaks]

Her instagram story is rage inducing. She is so fucking delusional and blames everyone and everything else on the breakup except her own toxic behavior. I know it is her mental illness and just dog shit personality but it still just pisses me off. That and the utter delusion/desperation that Cobes will actually read her stupid story and all of a sudden go back to her.

Her "mental illness" is being a piece of shit, don't give any quarter. The DSM for BPD is literally "you're (almost certainly) a woman and just a total piece of shit, so there HAS to be something wrong with you but fuck if we can find anything so here's this".

She has more in common with actually being possessed by a hell beast than mental illness

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Her "mental illness" is being a piece of shit, don't give any quarter. The DSM for BPD is literally "you're (almost certainly) a woman and just a total piece of shit, so there HAS to be something wrong with you but fuck if we can find anything so here's this".

She has more in common with actually being possessed by a hell beast than mental illness

BPD is every stereotypical woman behavior cranked up to 11. Once you see it, you can't unsee it but then you know how to spot them from a mile away (and subsequently avoid them like the plague).

 

[Floor Loads]

I just want to see someone smack her upside the head when she goes off in public. That would be the most perfect thing ever.

 

[Cambiar]

Her "mental illness" is being a piece of shit, don't give any quarter. The DSM for BPD is literally "you're (almost certainly) a woman and just a total piece of shit, so there HAS to be something wrong with you but fuck if we can find anything so here's this".

She has more in common with actually being possessed by a hell beast than mental illness

This isn't true at all but it is diagnosed punitively in the way you're describing.

 

[lemon_zest]

lots of woman loathing men in this thread hehe

This isn't true at all but it is diagnosed punitively in the way you're describing.

 

[SerArthurDayne37]

She went on a coffee date today at least according to her story.

 

[anliteralidiot]

She went on a coffee date today at least according to her story.

pics or it didn't happen

 

[Cambiar]

lots of woman loathing men in this thread hehe

Just as Josh's biggest alogs are losers who resent him for being slightly less functional than them, girl world is full of NAL clones who just happen to have the good sense to not stream their dysfunction.

 

[JanitorJoe]

pics or it didn't happen

not gonna lie or sugarcoat it i love jessica as a cow and if she continually makes a psycho fool of herself in various other messy flings i'll be there for it, she'll try her crazy verbal attacks on men more normal than jord so when they just walk away or block her etc she will absolutely lose it, but i really don't believe she'll ever get a machete and really harm anyone she just utterly implodes and presents it all online lol

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I just want to see someone smack her upside the head when she goes off in public. That would be the most perfect thing ever.

i am still genuinely shocked that has not happened yet. granted most people are smart enough to just ignore and avoid people like NAL. but even then its still amazing she has not talked back to the wrong person at least once.

thats not even counting things like when she wandered into that homeless camp a few days ago chasing after that poor kitten. her luck at not running into people just as crazy or crazier than her is pretty impressive because shes fucked the second she runs into a daniel larson type or worse.

 

[Bifocal Lens]

i am still genuinely shocked that has not happened yet.

In my opinion, it's because she's a huge fucking coward. Either that, or she has just enough self-preservation to know she'd get her ass beat.

When she went out to the sports bar with her old high school friend Chris (I think it was Chris?) post Cobra break-up, she just walked in like she owned the place and plugged her phone charger right next to the TV. She was politely warned several times to stop doing that, but like a 5-year old petulant brat, she just said "OK, I'll take it off" and left it in, hoping that the bar owner would just forget and would let her have her way. But by the 3rd or 4th time, the bar owner walked up to her and said "you're kicked out, stop doing that, I warned you several times". She unplugged it right away and got quiet for like 3 or 4 seconds. Once he turned his back on her, she went straight to insulting him and coping about it, like "I was gonna finish my drink and leave ANYWAY", and she ran to the bathroom. It was pretty funny, even her friend was quite clearly cringing at the whole situation, and telling her "yeah, he warned you before". EDIT: This was also the stream where she kept gloating about showing her friend the "Rebel Inside, Rebel For Life" song and he liked it. God I fucking hate that song. I'd rather have Bjork blasting 24/7 than that pseudo glam-metal shit. I hate Hammerfall because of her.

Once she was safe and secluded inside the bathroom stall, she then proceeded to call the bar owner a faggot into her stream - if I remember correctly, this is what got her banned from Instagram - and play the victim. She also made a new girlfriend while they were both taking a piss (very classy on Jessica's part) and talk about how she saw a huge car crash. After some 10/15 minutes, her friend drove her home.

I think she's just smart enough, or scared enough, to know that any regular person would just slap the shit out of her. She knows she can only mouth off to people that she can manipulate, namely Cobra, her parents and her mods. When she gets mad at some regular person, she only throws insults into her cellphone after she has run away.

I hope and pray that, one day, she's streaming in Walmart getting her groceries and bumps her cart into a fat, big-titty black woman, and then proceeds to low-key throw an insult at her behind her back. I would pay good money to see NAL get tit slapped by a big, fat, wig-connoisseur, pink jumpsuit and sandals with socks wearing black woman.

EDIT Nº2: Here's the link to the stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba0XsixayRA&ab_channel=hrh
Start watching the video at 19:00. The kick-out procedure starts at 19:07/19:08. Feel free to watch the whole thing though, it's pretty fucking entertaining. NSFL: UGLY FUCKING BARE FEET UGLY SANDALS JESSICA

 

[anliteralidiot]

I hope and pray that, one day, she's streaming in Walmart getting her groceries and bumps her cart into a fat, big-titty black woman, and then proceeds to low-key throw an insult at her behind her back. I would pay good money to see NAL get tit slapped by a big, fat, wig-connoisseur, pink jumpsuit and sandals with socks wearing black woman.

I just want one of those sociopath zoomers to lay into her while she streaming.

 

[lottalove]

This is as blonde as it gets.



She knows an alcoholic, when she sees one! (must be a person who left a mean comment)

 

[anliteralidiot]

This is as blonde as it gets.
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She knows an alcoholic, when she sees one! (must be a person who left a mean comment)

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Saundereh...

And NAL sweatie... The guy version of you ..
Is him.