DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Balr0g]

curious to see if there will be a return of the King of Hate now that he's on kick.

If so then he should bring back "KingOfHateVlogs" and make his dents pay for it as well

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

curious to see if there will be a return of the King of Hate now that he's on kick.

Like someone else said here, I'm betting he is going to be his boring self during the kick streams too.

12 streak of support, $1900 in the bag and what does he do? Feasting with Phil. He knows the dents love it and the content is just an overweight goblin eating food. During gameplay there's always at least 2 people handholding him during any part that could make him struggle a bit, so there's little to no reason to watch most playthroughs. He simply doesn't have the energy to be the "King of Hate" Phillip anymore. It's not like he can't banter or talk shit properly because he is on youtube instead of Kick, he is a neutered and pussy whipped version of his old persona and he has been out of touch with that side of himself for far too long. And all for what? To give the idea of being a "MATURE ADULT".

To me, the only content that truly has any value is him doing his lolcow adjancent interviews where people grill him on his own show. I see him as complacency personified, a lot due to him being rewarded to be like this for far too long (Thanks dents).

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

And thats just his stage account. He still has dftr and you bet he ia whaling on that one too.

Once again, shooting himself in the foot. He would already have a. Extra $2k in his real account if he was just simply able to not lie all the time.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

I just learned that he's playing Sparking Zero today, that could be fun to watch. The AI swaps between painfully easy to the demon spawn of Justin Wong and Daigo on crack.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

its strange how all of these mysterious donors always want to be anonymous

Is it, really?

 

[Balr0g]

It's not like he can't banter or talk shit properly because he is on youtube instead of Kick, he is a neutered and pussy whipped version of his old persona and he has been out of touch with that side of himself for far too long. And all for what? To give the idea of being a "MATURE ADULT".

He could never have an actual conversation anyway. When you listend to some alphaism radio shows he sounds just like today except those dumb moments like jerking his penne on radio. Otherwise he often got gangraped by the hosts or yelled at to shut the fuck up

 

[Guinan's hats]

Yeah it's obvious that anyone who believes Phil isn't on the autism spectrum never listened to the alphaism radio content.

...which, fair enough, nobody should be that obsessed with Phil.

I'm just saying he definitely has autism.

 

[C4-621]

I just learned that he's playing Sparking Zero today, that could be fun to watch. The AI swaps between painfully easy to the demon spawn of Justin Wong and Daigo on crack.

Philip is going to flip the fuck out during Sparking Zero, especially if the beg goal isn't met right away. Even on easy mode the story mode ai can be insane. I'm predicting Elden Ring DLC levels of salt.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Yeah it's obvious that anyone who believes Phil isn't on the autism spectrum never listened to the alphaism radio content.

...which, fair enough, nobody should be that obsessed with Phil.

I'm just saying he definitely has autism.

The only episode I’ve listened to was the one that Jaha called Phil out for being a fat slob and giving shit advice to one of the hosts, who is diabetic. That was gold.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Philip is going to flip the fuck out during Sparking Zero, especially if the beg goal isn't met right away. Even on easy mode the story mode ai can be insane. I'm predicting Elden Ring DLC levels of salt.

I was playing it last night and only completed the saiyan saga on the normal difficulty and I was struggling, but the thing is is that I'm just not getting some of the mechanics and need to learn them. Phil will hate it since he doesn't want to learn games.

I fully expect him to hit the goals on that stream. That adamDBZ90s'man has been whaling out hundreds daily to Phil, and you can look at his name to see he'll probably do the same with sparking zero.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

DSP addressing fat being censored as someone in this thread calls it out, huh? Go to sleep, Dave

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Hey Phil, which one of the comments got the word fat censored by an "a.i bot"? Was it "nice tits also. Your man boobs are poking through your shirt. I suggest a larger size" or "you look fatter on here for some reason and your hairline looks worse"?

5’11” 195lbs with zero muscle is literally a fat fuck. I’m the same height and when I ever hit 180lbs it is obvious to me I am overweight and begin dieting.

I think his problem is next to his landwhale wife he doesn’t look fat.

 

[shekelshoah666]

I was playing it last night and only completed the saiyan saga on the normal difficulty and I was struggling, but the thing is is that I'm just not getting some of the mechanics and need to learn them. Phil will hate it since he doesn't want to learn games.

I fully expect him to hit the goals on that stream. That adamDBZ90s'man has been whaling out hundreds daily to Phil, and you can look at his name to see he'll probably do the same with sparking zero.

Ya I played through that part and didn't have many issues but then I saw that tons of people were struggling with Raditz at the very start and then Great Ape Vegeta like crazy so we may be in for a ragefest on this one.

 

[neger psykolog]

 

[San Dimas High School]

He knows clown makeup washes off normally right? What's with these stupid ass sayings he drives into the ground? Say you can't put the toothpaste back in the tube like a normal person.

 

[johnkimble123]

5’11” 195lbs with zero muscle is literally a fat fuck. I’m the same height and when I ever hit 180lbs it is obvious to me I am overweight and begin dieting.

I think his problem is next to his landwhale wife he doesn’t look fat.

Not to even mention that he has stick figure arms: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/phils-weird-body.74175/post-13011719

So 5'11 195 knowing that he has literally no muscles might as well be obese.

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

So if he's trying to game the system and become a "Kick Affiliate" he must fulfill the following criteria:

• Become a Kick affiliate
  • To become a Kick affiliate, stream for more than five hours and gain 75 or more followers
• Stream for 30 hours in the past 30 days
• Stream 12 unique days in the past 30 days
• A minimum average of 75 live concurrent viewership in the past 30 days
• 300 unique chatters in the past 30 days
• Minimum of 20 active subs in the past 30 days

There are also security qualifications:

• Your account must have a confirmed phone number
• You must have 2FA enabled on your account
• No username changes in the past 30 days (@handle)
• Your account must have at least three on-channel VODs in the past 30 days
• No TOS violations in the past 30 days

We'll see how long this shitshow lasts, but the requirements are all straightforward, unless he jerks off on stream again, he'll probably qualify for the program.

 

[CaptainDeTractor]

I just learned that he's playing Sparking Zero today, that could be fun to watch. The AI swaps between painfully easy to the demon spawn of Justin Wong and Daigo on crack.

Oh shit. The Great Ape Vegeta fight will extract pig squealing levels the likes of which we’ve never heard before. This could be a salt mine of unprecedented magnitude.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

I just learned that he's playing Sparking Zero today, that could be fun to watch. The AI swaps between painfully easy to the demon spawn of Justin Wong and Daigo on crack.

Just a slight update. He's not playing it tonight he's playing it tomorrow.

Today is a kick stream where he just streams his clips on a loop while he is actually not there in order to get the stream time needed to monetize his account.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

From the streamer that brought you Gin O'Clock Tweets, Phil Burnell now presents, Gin O'Clock Kick Chatting!

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EDIT: nearly 40 minutes later, some dent tags him and he comes right back, almost as if he's been lurking in chat the whole time:

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I like how he can “finally” use the emote but back in the Twitch days one of his orbiters made it one of their own emotes and he blew a gasket over it, stopping the stream to demand he remove it because it was his likeness and it made Kat cry or some shit.

 

[Africanweebfighter]

I think his problem is next to his landwhale wife he doesn’t look fat.

My problem with this is that he looks at himself on stream more than he looks at his wife off stream, so he should see that he's a fatfuck.