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The police know you are not Bert Bertlinson, stalker. The police know I am. Enjoy prison.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Another reporting sighting of the unbannable @patthenigger, the Twitter Sasquatch.
I'm gonna die
I'm gonna die
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Strange, just checked his bluesky account and theres a pic there that didnt make the xitter cut....and hoo boy is it something
Imma see what other secrets his bluesky holds....
EDIT: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Imma see what other secrets his bluesky holds....
EDIT: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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You can really tell when a funster gets under Rick's fat. Instead of his usual catchphrase "Your life is already over," he opts to use the much gayer and fatter "you've chosen how this ends long ago."
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Omewa do shinderu, stalker child. The Fat of the North Shart.
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She straight up looks uncanny. She doesn't look real, she looks like a fucking alternate.
Also, is that a single instance of Rick having fun that I'm seeing? Crazy, didn't even know he was still capable of posting about anything other than flex and seethe.
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Unless they mistake me for an Uber driver. Then I will just sit there and wait for directions.
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That is not the face of a happily married woman.
Imma see what other secrets his bluesky holds....
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He has bitch tits, bitch hands, huge ego and cowardice, so it's a lose/lose scenario. He'll ran away, like the Ragepig, but would absolutely love to taunt at the citizens and pests in pure ragepig fuel, whilst making artisanal African-American children pepperoni in the slaughterhouse.
That's rich coming from the same faucet-dicked pig that takes blood pressure medication in his 20s and being a deadbeat father to his biological daughter.
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Baby child, I am ungovernable. No child, you're not allowed to sell my shitty pallet chairs on Craigslist. This is why your life is over, enjoy prison stalker child.
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He's doing it! Rick's gonna make Javier do a follow-up episode after all: How I Became a Patposter.
For those who don't know, Javier did a four-part series on Rick. It was supposed to be three parts, but then Javier committed the journalistic crime of asking the other side's opinion, earning a place on Piggy's kill list.
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Stewart Lee has let himself go.
He looks uncomfortable, like someone in pain but keeping it together for a photo. You could probably show someone that and they'd say he had a Nazi haircut.
He really wants people to know that he's traveling, which is interesting.
He looks uncomfortable, like someone in pain but keeping it together for a photo. You could probably show someone that and they'd say he had a Nazi haircut.
He really wants people to know that he's traveling, which is interesting.
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He looks like a troon trying to pull off the oldchool Bulldyke style.
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That mustang shirt he's wearing is waaayyyy too small for him. Looks like a fat bitch trying to delude herself into believing she doesn't need to be shopping in the plus size pig smocks section of Walmart.
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That crop of the photo really does show how hilariously fucking noodly his arms are.
Also we have a screaming oinkout in progress this very minute
EDIT: and there's the trigger...
Oh boy dis pork sure is salty...
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Not sure if anyone has listened to any other episodes other than the Pat series? If not, I'll take one for the team and report back.
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The pig's continued threatening of children is getting a little concerning
Almost like the idea of a father being in his children's life fills him with intense porcine rage.....but I cannot imagine why this is the case...
Almost like the idea of a father being in his children's life fills him with intense porcine rage.....but I cannot imagine why this is the case...