💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Another reporting sighting of the unbannable @patthenigger, the Twitter Sasquatch.


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I'm gonna die 🤣
 
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Strange, just checked his bluesky account and theres a pic there that didnt make the xitter cut....and hoo boy is it something

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Imma see what other secrets his bluesky holds....

EDIT: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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You can really tell when a funster gets under Rick's fat. Instead of his usual catchphrase "Your life is already over," he opts to use the much gayer and fatter "you've chosen how this ends long ago."
 
Jeff_the_Thriller said:
You can really tell when a funster gets under Rick's fat. Instead of his usual catchphrase "Your life is already over," he opts to use the much gayer and fatter "you've chosen how this ends long ago."
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Omewa do shinderu, stalker child. The Fat of the North Shart.
 
Judge Holden said:
Strange, just checked his bluesky account and theres a pic there that didnt make the xitter cut....and hoo boy is it something

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Imma see what other secrets his bluesky holds....

EDIT: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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She straight up looks uncanny. She doesn't look real, she looks like a fucking alternate.

Also, is that a single instance of Rick having fun that I'm seeing? Crazy, didn't even know he was still capable of posting about anything other than flex and seethe.
 
Judge Holden said:
Area badass strikes again
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He has bitch tits, bitch hands, huge ego and cowardice, so it's a lose/lose scenario. He'll ran away, like the Ragepig, but would absolutely love to taunt at the citizens and pests in pure ragepig fuel, whilst making artisanal African-American children pepperoni in the slaughterhouse.
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That's rich coming from the same faucet-dicked pig that takes blood pressure medication in his 20s and being a deadbeat father to his biological daughter.
 
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Stewart Lee has let himself go.

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He looks uncomfortable, like someone in pain but keeping it together for a photo. You could probably show someone that and they'd say he had a Nazi haircut.

He really wants people to know that he's traveling, which is interesting.
 
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That mustang shirt he's wearing is waaayyyy too small for him. Looks like a fat bitch trying to delude herself into believing she doesn't need to be shopping in the plus size pig smocks section of Walmart.
 
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He's doing it! Rick's gonna make Javier do a follow-up episode after all: How I Became a Patposter.

For those who don't know, Javier did a four-part series on Rick. It was supposed to be three parts, but then Javier committed the journalistic crime of asking the other side's opinion, earning a place on Piggy's kill list.

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Not sure if anyone has listened to any other episodes other than the Pat series? If not, I'll take one for the team and report back.

 
The pig's continued threatening of children is getting a little concerning
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Almost like the idea of a father being in his children's life fills him with intense porcine rage.....but I cannot imagine why this is the case...
 
It's rare when I see a picture that immediately causes a deep and genuine belly laugh. That haircut is amazing, lmao.
 
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