Careercow Thomas Moulton / Guardbro / Guardbeardia Beardio / Guardbro's Field Desk / Guard / Guardbrosky - A 4chan poster turned failed creative type. Possible pedophile, most definitely a massive loser. May currently be fighting for visitation rights to his step-daughter.

Technically, they are allegations claiming that Wirty is a pedophilic Troon who cosplays as Touhoo characters. And that he knew this “Big Dick” person in real life, and knew he was a pedophile.

Supposedly, BD admitted to sexually abusing his step daughter to Wirty, if these posts are to be believed.

So now I'm starting to wonder how much of the allegations made in this thread consist of projection.

Guardbro seems to attract a lot of interesting people. Is there something about /K/ that attracts cross dressing pedophiles?
So, so far we have learned that Guardbro is still married, despite what the thread states, has access to his child/the child is living with him, despite what the thread states, as well as the quite obvious fact that this thread is either directly made by, or made by a group supporting, odd characters that are spited by Guardbro. One, who has blurred his name from his own screen shots and is clearly this "Jingle Jongle" A.Wake character, is the spited fan fiction writer of Guarbro's narrative universe, and the other is a loonytroon that is angry that Guardbro overtook him in duties after he was found not only lacking, but also incompetent at their job. Makes you think, I suppose. Who is to say that this entire thread is nothing but a fabrication brought upon by jealousy, rage, and anger at a single person.
 
If you're going to blur out your own name while leaving others clear, make sure you do so across all of the screencaps.
Is there any proof that I'm this guy besides your gut feeling? Genuinely curious as to how you came to this conclusion, because I don't see how you could from the screenshot provided.
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Is there a specific one being refrenced? Some I pulled from 4chan posts.
 
Is there any proof that I'm this guy besides your gut feeling? Genuinely curious as to how you came to this conclusion, because I don't see how you could from the screenshot provided.
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Is there a specific one being refrenced? Some I pulled from 4chan posts.
I was responding directly to Jingle’s series of discord posts- then decided to tag you in reference to the 4Chan posts that have allegations of pedophilia. I didn't want to double post so I decided to post my findings in one big post.

I also am granting you the benefit of doubt that there's a lot of unintentional conflation happening. As I have alluded to, people without discord accounts cannot verify a lot of the screencaps published in this thread.
 
I was responding directly to Jingle’s series of discord posts- then decided to tag you in reference to the 4Chan posts that have allegations of pedophilia. I didn't want to double post so I decided to post my findings in one big post.

I also am granting you the benefit of doubt that there's a lot of unintentional conflation happening. As I have alluded to, people without discord accounts cannot verify a lot of the screencaps published in this thread.
Oh, yeah. Basing an entire thread off of Discord caps taken from 4chan probably wasn't the best idea in hindsight...
I'll probably change it later (if I'm not lazy). After making a couple of other threads, it made me realize how bad of a first attempt this was.
 
Oh, yeah. Basing an entire thread off of Discord caps taken from 4chan probably wasn't the best idea in hindsight...
I'll probably change it later (if I'm not lazy). After making a couple of other threads, it made me realize how bad of a first attempt this was.
There is the additional issue of nearly everything worthwhile in the thread already being proven false, or so lacking in evidence that it falls over the boundaries of baseless slander.
 
Damn this thread really went from "Trust me guys, he's a pedophile! I got proof!" to "Okay maybe he's just some guy writing a weird book" to "Some spergs had a parasocial relationship with him, got the boot from his discord and could never let it go."

So I take it this entire thing was spawned from discord drama?
 
Nice to see this thread still going, or rather come back. I haven't watched Neckbeardia in a while sadly, I liked Guardbro but after this thread I found myself immediately moving away from the channel (regardless of whether is he an actual pedo or as @MS-09R Rick Dom said and it was just spergs being spergs) but eh, what can you do. Notepad Anon is better anyway, not even sure why I checked this thread again, morbid curiosity I guess. But holy shit this thread got even more autistic than last I checked, especially in the moved thread.
This is definitely not one of the farm's best threads, and should likely not even be here.
This was a while ago, I missed it because you didn't directly quote reply (though to be fair your account was made that day). Dammit, ah well not like you'll see this since you made an account just to reply and vanished into the night, based to be honest.
So I take it this entire thing was spawned from discord drama?
Wouldn't be the strangest thing, I've seen a bunch of bullshit smear campaigns started because someone was bitter. The #metoo movement for example (well more like it was co-opted by bitter cunts).
 
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Wouldn't be the strangest thing, I've seen a bunch of bullshit smear campaigns started because someone was bitter. The #metoo movement for example (well more like it was co-opted by bitter cunts).
Bruh the amount of /k/ facebook pages/groups and discords I used to be a part of pre-2020, watching them all one by one because a single sperg or small group of spergs got offended and started a jihad... wouldn't surprise me if Thomas/Guard was being targetted by the same type.

Seems like the more sketch thing were the guys running NuggetFest (Wirty, BigDick...), and no one really wants to/cares to come forth with much on them.
 
Bruh the amount of /k/ facebook pages/groups and discords I used to be a part of pre-2020, watching them all one by one because a single sperg or small group of spergs got offended and started a jihad... wouldn't surprise me if Thomas/Guard was being targetted by the same type.
I haven't been to a lot of /k/ related places around that time, that's just sad to hear but not at all unexpected. Guns, vidya, cinema, spergs will sperg.
 
Crossing guns over with anime seemed to have the same effect as mass-anime consumption; porn addiction, leading to trooning out and other horrific vices.
...I have noticed an oddly high number of gunfags-emphasis on the fags-in those places. Classics like the nazi or commie flag under or above the tranny flag.
 
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You know what’s also suspicious?

The fact that you weens have been really transparent about making new account specifically to try and participate in what appears to be a smear campaign against a content creator you don’t like.
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sorry for popping in and out, I suppose. I did make this account almost exclusively to reply to this thread, but I never meant this to be a 'smear campaign.' I heard about a situation, gathered information, formed an opinion, and stated that opinion on an anonymous forum. I made the account to clarify my non-omniscience on the topic, and to submit a screenshot. That is all.
 
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