🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[AltisticRight]

180lbs by the way.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

180lbs by the way.

Is he specifically weighing his gunt?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

180lbs by the way.

He’s 5’1 so my guess is he’s still pushing 230lbs

 

[porkWellington]

180lbs by the way.

Ralph was up dancing yesterday after his breathalyzer read 0. PPPiggy and Cokeski just flail their arms like retards.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph was up dancing yesterday after his breathalyzer read 0. PPPiggy and Cokeski just flail their arms like retards.

Yet thousands watch a tard and ppphatty but piggytits only gets 50 at most. Sad state of affairs. Pathetic.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

So Josh is having Sven on MATI today. Is this why piggy was claiming he was going to be on the keel stream?

 

[Rage Pig]

So Josh is having Sven on MATI today. Is this why piggy was claiming he was going to be on the keel stream?

 

[Look--an Alien!]

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"Talk comics" really translates to whine about Josh, Jim and KC, and talk about how they both love jacking it to underage children

 

[Um...]

he took off his cheap plastic drug store sunglasses for a moment to show off his beady eyes and turkey neck

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He’s bloating up again. Eating his feeelings.

 

[Lidl Drip]

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Ethan getting ready to tell Sven all about what Null said on Blockland when he was 14.

 

[porkWellington]

> 200 viewers in the first few minutes
> Already getting donos
> Dick in the chat
> Styx coming up

FATAL FALL IS IN EFFECT! Gaytor really thought Ralph needed him

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He’s bloating up again. Eating his feeelings.

Or he’s so broke the ozempic money is gone

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

I think Mutahar could be the next replacement to Gator and Persip. He's sort of like a combo of them both.

 

[Butwhythough2]

I'll just leave this here for everyone to enjoy.

 

[Rage Pig]

3 hours until Tarl appears, pray that he brings a few of his viewers with him piggy, because you are obviously finished.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Apparently both cats survived hurricane season and now the big one has "scratched the shit out of" his hand. Good.

Ralph is listening to Sven and Josh and he wants to make it clear that he is not at all mad that Sven talks to Josh. Maddaoffact, this is really just advertisement for Ralphs show somehow. Lol, Josh explain the corn joke to Sven
Josh: Ralph impregnated like a seventeen year old...
Sven: A what!?
Ralph: I'm gonna skip this part...

Ralph is baffled that Josh doesn't know who Vince McMahon is, goes into long general Josh rant.
"The corn joke wasn't a joke" Ralph believes Josh really wanted Ralph to be killed to "draw attention away" from himself. Not sure how this works.

Ralph is mad that Josh "showed no loyality" to Ralph, which he is owed because Ralph and Dax put Josh "in the game"

"I don't even think about [Josh]", rants about him for a full twenty minutes.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

"The corn joke wasn't a joke" Ralph believes Josh really wanted Ralph to be killed to "draw attention away" from himself. Not sure how this works.

Every time this is brought up I just think of the edit KAP did of Josh's corn clip with the ISIS Nasheed playing over it.

 

[GettrGriftr]

Every time this is brought up I just think of the edit KAP did of Josh's corn clip with the ISIS Nasheed playing over it.

Do you have it? I'd very much like that one.

 

[Die For Me!]

10/10/24
Ralph has a huge announcement for the a-logs this Halloween, promises it will be uh-mayzin

As you can see from the video, Ralph is struggling very hard to not reveal this too early, but appears to have hinted that it might be a dox of epic proportions. Ignoring this, i'd like to hear what Da Sektur thinks this huge a-log feltingly announcement will be. below are my guesses + an estimated % of a-log suicides that will happen shortly thereafter:

• Ralphs mention of being able to pay 750 dollars a month to live in Tijuana are troo, and he will be moving there shortly (6%)
• Ralph has been given approval by daddy dax and vito to be their spitroast on TBPITU (18%)
• Ralph reveals hes made headway in his epic quest to pay child support to May so she can dress CozyRozy.tv in Sailor Moon swag (30%)
• Ralph reveals a new rape victim (41%)
• Ralph reveals a fail dox of @Haru Okumura (59%)
• Ralph killed his brother / received his mothers ashes and will be burying them in his backyard to evade property taxes (75%)
• Ralph announces fuck jims doorbell festival (87%)
• Ralph shows off a coconut bra the tribe elders made him because he's moving to Africa (98%)
• Ralph blows his brains out live on the Killstream (100%)

Ralph is going to harass someones place of work due to them being a kino casino supporter, reads haytur chat that harassment is illegal in Mexico, reminds us that he lives in Mexico and is not scared also he has a lawyer:

I actually had to do a double check on this to be sure, so I called up one of my close friends who happens to be a prosecutor (I'm a judge btw) and he actually verified this clip to be true. Not only has Ralph somehow outsmarted all of his haters online, but also the entire US court systems in his move to Mexico. I asked this lawyer for clarification by giving the following hypotheticals, and he said that Ralph would not receive any prosecution for doing the following:

• absconding Vickers Jr. from California forcefully in order to rescue him from the libtarded US public school system
• planting and detonating C4 charges at the next buffalo bills game
• hosting Kingpin 2 in Jims backyard
• Killing his wife
• mooching precocious plates of lasagna in the vegas strip
• murder (any degree)
• rape (any degree)

To keep the playing field fair, Ralph greenlights any gay-ops planned against him, reminds us he has nothing left to lose:

Ralph hints again that things are going to get a lot worse for his haters this Halloween:

During Nigger News Segment, Ralph hears that his newest idol & fascination Diddy went to cancun:

Despite claims of it being fortuitous, he also later hears that it was gods plan:

Ralph calls @House Cat a faggot for his Rekieta spreadsheet, says stripper poles should be in churches:

a long clip about morality, Ralph states that moral fagging is retarded, that he started his career to fuck bitches and do drugs, and that moral fagging is banned in the bible:

Would you trust someone who looks this angry on the regular to be a moral authority? I think Ralphs pathetic viewer count says a lot more than words ever could on this matter if you want to know the truth about it!

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Ralph listens to a podcast of a bunch of sektur hanger ons including Dingo and Rand discussing raping some guy named Graf. Ralph feels ambiguous about this very heterosexual argument.
"When you rape your enemy, you win."