SpellforceFan
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I mean, he'd know - he had his face rearranged by strangers several times.
StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)
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Lol, he literally mentioned that. That's a point I'd actually accept his expertise on.
We're well past the time Ralph earlier announced.
Ralph sounds a bit worried about a no show from Tarl
"we're in a holding pattern"
anscochrome
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Is the "Final Jeopardy" theme song in the public domain?
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Going live with Ralph is the ultimate "I want to look like I'm open to interviews, but because I have fucked up, I will only talk to sycophant's who are desperate to have a bigger name on and will glaze my balls like a honeyed ham"
Literally the only allegations that are addressed is gonna be"Nuh uhhhh I didn't " and Ralphs most cutting question isn't going to be about the hastily deleted video evidence, devil worship or about him force aborting his child.... its gonna be "Naw Shtix I haz to ax you dis question as a jurnolist, its gawnna be hard butt..... How would you describe your perfect Sunday?"
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Seems like Stolas intervened and put a stop to the proceedings.
MunsterCheeseJr
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Styx is LIVE.
Styx says he mixed up the time zones.
Notes (ongoing, editing as I listen):
* Styx> I can say that I am not guilty. It is bullshit.
* Styx> I have not been charged with a crime.
* Styx> I face no charges at this time.
* Styx> They have a precrime sort of thing in Louisiana.
* Styx> But I still get punished as a criminal.
] LOL. Styx is back to wearing his sun glasses. At night. No sun. No daylight. Hiding his eyes.
* Styx> The case is ongoing, so I have to be careful about what I say.
* Styx> "Defamation case as well, involving more than one party."
* Styx> There hasn't been an arraignment, and I expect there won't be.
* Ralph> "I assume that relationship has come to a close."
+ Styx> "I cannot confirm or deny at this point and time"
* Styx> There is no evidence because there was no wrong doing.
* Styx> "Kiwifarms is just shit. Most of what is posted there is just fiction."
* Styx> Supposedly I throw things and beat people,
* Styx> "I never beat anyone up."
* Styx> "I do not appreciate niggers."
* Styx> If it goes forward, there will be a plea deal.
* Styx> I will be able to travel back to Vermont for the election.
* Styx> I understand PPP. He has been after me for years.
* Styx> This is why I am never coming back to New Orleans again.
* Styx> I'll give Andy Warski a pass just for now, and give him a chance to call me and explain himself. But I will not give a pass to that fat bastard.
* Styx> Someone is going to FOIA the police body cam, and all they will get is an extremely drunk Styxhexenhammer getting escorted out of the hotel.
* Styx> That fat bastard can't even talk to a woman. He is probably a faggot. (PPP)
* Ralph> What has been the response from your audience?
+ Styx> There has been no response.
* Styx> A few hundred people have abandoned me.
* Plenty of talk of Styx's jail time in. Nothing amazingly new.
* Styx> The worst thing about all of this is not being able to talk to my girlfriend.
(Get yourself a husband that talks about you the way Tarl talks about his mistress.)
] Styx has been drinking out of a straw of a huge fast food soda cup.
* Ralph> What is the best part of all of this?
+ Styx> Getting sober. I haven't had a drink since I was arrested.
* Talking about Rekieta, Styx> There is no proof of anything
* Styx> "It's not against the law. I can say nigger as much as I want."
* Styx> I only know about 'The Protocols of Zion' because of my Mexican ex-wife.
* Styx> "The haters can fuck my ass. The losers can suck my cock."
* Styx> "I used to respect Andy Warski. I don't anymore."
Finished.
As a side note, Styx recently thanked someone on his stream in regards to psychedelic mushrooms as it fixed his problem with weed, and he can enjoy it again. Styx may have been smoking pot with Samantha. He may have his sun glasses on to hide either smoking pot, or consuming pot edibles. O hell. We don't know what substances he might be consuming, even booze.
Styx says he mixed up the time zones.
Notes (ongoing, editing as I listen):
* Styx> I can say that I am not guilty. It is bullshit.
* Styx> I have not been charged with a crime.
* Styx> I face no charges at this time.
* Styx> They have a precrime sort of thing in Louisiana.
* Styx> But I still get punished as a criminal.
] LOL. Styx is back to wearing his sun glasses. At night. No sun. No daylight. Hiding his eyes.
* Styx> The case is ongoing, so I have to be careful about what I say.
* Styx> "Defamation case as well, involving more than one party."
* Styx> There hasn't been an arraignment, and I expect there won't be.
* Ralph> "I assume that relationship has come to a close."
+ Styx> "I cannot confirm or deny at this point and time"
* Styx> There is no evidence because there was no wrong doing.
* Styx> "Kiwifarms is just shit. Most of what is posted there is just fiction."
* Styx> Supposedly I throw things and beat people,
* Styx> "I never beat anyone up."
* Styx> "I do not appreciate niggers."
* Styx> If it goes forward, there will be a plea deal.
* Styx> I will be able to travel back to Vermont for the election.
* Styx> I understand PPP. He has been after me for years.
* Styx> This is why I am never coming back to New Orleans again.
* Styx> I'll give Andy Warski a pass just for now, and give him a chance to call me and explain himself. But I will not give a pass to that fat bastard.
* Styx> Someone is going to FOIA the police body cam, and all they will get is an extremely drunk Styxhexenhammer getting escorted out of the hotel.
* Styx> That fat bastard can't even talk to a woman. He is probably a faggot. (PPP)
* Ralph> What has been the response from your audience?
+ Styx> There has been no response.
* Styx> A few hundred people have abandoned me.
* Plenty of talk of Styx's jail time in. Nothing amazingly new.
* Styx> The worst thing about all of this is not being able to talk to my girlfriend.
(Get yourself a husband that talks about you the way Tarl talks about his mistress.)
] Styx has been drinking out of a straw of a huge fast food soda cup.
* Ralph> What is the best part of all of this?
+ Styx> Getting sober. I haven't had a drink since I was arrested.
* Talking about Rekieta, Styx> There is no proof of anything
* Styx> "It's not against the law. I can say nigger as much as I want."
* Styx> I only know about 'The Protocols of Zion' because of my Mexican ex-wife.
* Styx> "The haters can fuck my ass. The losers can suck my cock."
* Styx> "I used to respect Andy Warski. I don't anymore."
Finished.
As a side note, Styx recently thanked someone on his stream in regards to psychedelic mushrooms as it fixed his problem with weed, and he can enjoy it again. Styx may have been smoking pot with Samantha. He may have his sun glasses on to hide either smoking pot, or consuming pot edibles. O hell. We don't know what substances he might be consuming, even booze.
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>Wants to debunk domestic abuse allegations
>Goes on Ethan Ralph's stream to do it
Great plan, Tarl
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Know the joke has probably been made but Tard Warwick should rename himself to StyxHitsHerWithAHammer666. Also Styx was not really in jail he was just in county lockup. This is worse since in proper jail after you get convicted they have an actual schedule of things for inmates to do. In county there is just the beds and sitting in the main area. The TLC show 60 Days In does a good job showing how boring county can be.
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Isn't it already common knowledge that he didn't punch her in the nose, she just gets nosebleeds a lot?
A guy named Tarl who wants to fuck a gay owl demon.
"I did nawt hit her with a phone, I did NAWT, it's BULLSHIT, o hai Ralph."
anscochrome
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Gee, I thought Louisiana was under the Napoleonic Code? (source: Stanley Kowalski, "A Streetcar Named Desire") 
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Just in case, I checked my posts. To clarify, I did refer to him "beating" Liz as that's how I remembered things.
As he's reading, I apologise. I am happy to clarify that there's no evidence to suggest that he beat Liz, rather he gave her a hard push or shove when she was pregnant with his child, resulting in an injury to her back.
I am also inclined to believe that has been at least one instance of battery towards Samantha, based on not only his current predicament but also her text messages.
I am not however, responsible for any damage, serious or otherwise, to Tarl Warwick's reputation. I joined a discussion following the revelation that he had been put in custody for domestic assault.
If he wants to attempt to sue a British mother and claim that she is responsible for his online reputation, or for people believing the allegations, I wish him the very best of luck!
I'm sure various McKenzie friends will all be queuing up to help.
Hoodwinker
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That ain't coffee in that cup he's drinking, that's for sure. He refilled it off camera at least once that I've seen.
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S1apSh0es
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Okay. I'll fucking say it. When ralph has someone interesting on (and it's xannied out) I enjoy his interviews.
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