The Mysterious Mr. Enter / Jonathan Rozanski's "Growing Around" - IndieGoGo Campaign Failed, John going off the deep end, "Turning Red" is ignorant about 9/11 (later retracted)

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I don't care what people say about Enter. The fact that his review of Cans Without Labels has more views than the animation itself will always be hilarious to me.
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alright here's a question because i havent watched enter's drawn together review in a decade but im curious: did Enter "get" the ISRAEL jokes? Like what did he say about them? He seems like the kind of autist to not understand very obvious satire and assume it was a religion joke and not a politics joke
 
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themarchivist2 said:
At 46:20 he mentions he's having financial difficulties that he's gonna be streaming about. Any predictions?
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Maybe its funding related for projects he wants to do or the Patreon is drying up?
I doubt his channel is sufficiently lucrative enough to live off, more often than not his videos seem to flounder when it comes to viewer count.
 
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What a fucking shock.

The part about him actually realizing that having fucked teeth is bad, specifically. Him simply having fucked teeth is to be fully expected given this guy's background. Might be due to him realizing if he doesn't do something now, he's going to end up needing dentures before the age of 40.
 
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Just_a_Bored_Guy said:
A new video he was hyping up. Seems fine.
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Was decent up till he sucked off fellow cartoon sperg ls mark and his new "show."

Still that aside was an ok list. Was surprised stuff like owl house, haileys on it or inside job didn't make the list but I guess enters autism induced aversion to serialization (for the most part) is what kept him away from those shows.
 
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New stream, gonna be proactive and keep track of highlights as it goes on.

  • Enter is playing Crash Bandicoot 2. There is no game audio throughout.
  • Enter is currently taking caffeine pills to avoid withdrawals since he can't drink soda.
  • Enter claims to have brushed his teeth after every meal for the past decade. He claims most of his current dental issues date back before he started doing so. This implies he hasn't gotten dental care in 10 years. He didn't shave for the dentist.
  • Enter's favorite online review channel is Nitro Rad.
  • Enter hasn't spoken to PieGuyRulz since his retirement.
  • Enter gets mildly pissed at not being able to complete a time trial in Crash 2 (which he refers to as a "speedrun"), and argues no games should include time trials as a prerequisite for 100% completion.
  • Enter has a second root canal on Friday, followed by a possible extraction, two crowns, and a bridge. According to Enter, demineralization was the main cause of his dental issues, and his old dentist specifically advised him not to have work done. Enter, as of now, has raised 1/3rd of the money needed to pay for his dental work.
  • Enter currently has no plans for what video to make next.
  • "All corporations are super greedy. I'm very anti-corporate."
  • Enter plans to host a stream tomorrow where he reads some of his scripts and "spooky stories". Enter may do a Growing Around related stream, despite self-reportedly abandoning the series.
  • People are still posting Dorbees memes 10 years on, a testament to how little interesting content Enter has made since 2014.
  • Enter expresses mild frustration that his most recent video didn't blow up like he expected.
  • Enter says that he may make more drama content if he gets very desperate, but he'd prefer not to. Enter has no interest in exposing more predators.
  • Enter describes the process of making videos as "boring as shit."
  • Enter may involve members of his team in future streams.
  • Enter has recently been trying to reconnect with people from his past.
  • Enter's Toy Story 4 review will be done this weekend, according to Grace.
  • "I do not think Star Giant Productions is in jail, unfortunately."
  • Enter was a Cartoon Network kid.
  • Someone donates $100NZD ($60 US) to ask Enter what his favorite Crash game is.
  • Welcome to Demon School is Enter's favorite cartoon of the 2020s so far.
  • Someone named Agustín makes multiple donations of 50 Argentine Pesos (5 cents) to troll Enter about Star Giant and defend him. The channel, which was made in 2017, has 115 subscribers but no content.
  • Enter says that he's been writing horror in his free time, and that it gets "fucked up." Enter's advice to horror writers: "less is more." Enter believes jumpscares should never be used in horror under any circumstances.
  • Enter on candy corn: "it's just so common."
  • Enter believes in aliens.
  • Enter still doesn't watch TV shows unless they're animated, with few exceptions.

Stream's over. Another stream that went on twice as long as it needed to and was inundated with questions about what cartoons he's seen. Gives some insight into his dental work and health, at least.
 
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Enter is currently streaming with his team. Not gonna keep track of highlights this time but if somebody else gives it a go it'd be appreciated.
 
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Enter uploaded a new profile photo to his Facebook on the 8th, his first new post since 2016.
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Bro shaved, has less achne, and has somewhat straight teeth.

If he just got off his ass and it the gym and wore proper clothes, he could easily be a 6 or 7 out of 10.

God speed enter, hit the gym and mog on all the other "animation" channels. You can easily do it, just motivate yourself and stop being terminally online.

...which is probably impossible, with your current lifestyle.
 
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