US US Politics General - Discussion of President Biden and other politicians

 

[Lammy]

I'd rather see Tim Walz play Battlefield

I can only respect Walz on gaming if he can correctly answer:
Dusk Shroud base or Archon Plate base for Enigma?

 

[Thiletonomics]

I'd rather see Tim Walz play Battlefield

He'll manage to constantly fail at pulling off Jeep Stuff, in humiliating fashion. And he'll get so mad at failing that he'll attempt to Kamikaze someone, but will fail at that too.

 

[AnotherPleb]

Now explain why they refused to elect Stacey Abrams during the time the state turned blue.

She's absolutely unelectable on the national stage. Nobody, and I mean absolutely nobody, wants a fat black bitch as President.

Go on!
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She looks like a CNA posing with one of her patients at the nursing home.

She might've been a lot happier as a CNA.

Oh c'mon... they could've gone with Stacy Abrams.

God that interview where she realized they picked Kamala instead of her irrelevant ass was perfect.

The DNC needs her fat ass to keep Atlanta locked down.

 

[RybenZ999]

I wonder if Matt and Trey are gonna have another chimpout if Trump wins again.

 

[close]

Oh they are getting desperate as hell. I don't know how I got on a D donate list (maybe cuz I lied during a poll in July) but now I'm getting texts like this on the daily.
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Both of those links are the same lmao. They point to https://surveys.signforgood.com/dga...FVoting-SU-v1-test1&refcodeNmroBmid=604391154 which is some crazy shit if you ask me. "code=sms-ba-PeerPressureAFVoting-SU-v1-test1"

Peer pressure as fuck. Also I assume the "ba" and "SU" are good clues as to your location, perhaps censor the links next time.




I hope this helps.

Next Trump commercial: Is speedrunning Chrono Trigger and shows you his sick Dwarf fortress layout. Explains he also beat Nethack as a wizard like a thousand times.

Yo wizard is objectively the most fun, you have a chance to start with =oSD.

I hope that Touchdown Walz story is real, it’d be so fucking funny.

You hope that a child got molested?

 

[Nuns with guns]

I was watching this JD Vance clip...

Spoiler: Notice anything?

His adorable silly corgi socks!

 

[Autistic Gunspergings]

I want to see Walz speedrun Metroid.

the election shall be decided in a game of Quake 3 Arena. ticket vs ticket, no rematches.

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

Go on!
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She looks like a CNA posing with one of her patients at the nursing home.

She looks more or less like every one of the 6 or so CNAs I witnessed preforming brain dead medical malpractice while calling 911 for me to unfuck their whoopsy. Edit: That's just in the last 21 hours btw.

Fat, black, and arrogant are apparently hiring quotas for professional elder abuse. This double can't be over soon enough.

 

[AnotherPleb]

Who actually believes PA or NV will go red? People don't readjust their voting habits when the stakes for both sides are set as "if you elect Hitler, democracy is doomed!"

Trump returned to Butler to remind Pennsylvania that he took a bullet for America there and that he wasn't afraid of those assholes. Tell me again about PA going blue with that in mind.

If you have people putting out attack ads against relatively minor spoiler candidates that don't even get to go to presidential debates it indicates that your campaign is desperate and needs all hands on deck to win the election.

Sure is a shame the DNC purged itself of anyone competent that didn't exactly toe the party line.

 

[Velociraptor]

the election shall be decided in a game of Quake 3 Arena. ticket vs ticket, no rematches.

Vance would go on a 20+ streak with the Railgun while everybody else is figuring out the controls.

 

[Nate Higgers]

You can tell this wasn't written by a man, no way.

If it's literal, no man ever likes to share their tools. They are special, each and every one. Me and most men are ultra autistic about our tools and it's almost a known ritual to pass on your tools to your son that every man looks forward to. Men love having to go to the hardware store if anything is missing to get that thing, even if they only use the tool that they bought once. Most men would tell you to fuck off and buy your own if you have to lend them more than once.

I have the same pair of Klein linemen's pliers that I've had for the last 6 years and I will mourn them the day that they get lost or I have to replace them.

 

[Big Nasty]

Is it just me or did they never use Trump as a dad/granddad all that much? Probably because tryhard politicians only do that to look normal. Trump shit-talking while Barron loads up Europa Universalis would be funny next to Walz of Warcraft.

Donald and Barron should play some classic shithouse game like Battletoads or Cheetahmen on emulation.

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

I want to see Walz play a video game with Vance. It would be a cool event for both campaigns.

I would want to see a game where its co-op but you can fuck up your friends, like BattleBlock Theater, or that one platformer game with the two cats that explode into blood.

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

Has anybody mentioned or brought up the Trump Fraud case in NY Appellate Court this week? The prosecution got blown out and there was significant mention of sanctions according to this guy (retweeted from Elon): https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1844426831564505456?t=qgzcvnqCoNZrQW8uXhPcuw&s=19

I'm at work phone posting, would one of you fine people mind archiving, I'm a gay retard atm.

 

[MirrorNoir]

I wonder if Matt and Trey are gonna have another chimpout if Trump wins again.

It would be funny, given that they made a huge stink about "having said everything that could be said about Trump" as their justification for putting the show on indefinite hiatus and pretty much fucking over Comedy Central, who was most definitely expecting the big ratings that South Park brings in during Presidential election years.

Then again, I would not be shocked if they keep the show on indefinite hiatus until at least midway through a second Trump term purely to avoid having their latest money sink (Casa Bonita) get scorched earth as payback for them shitting on Trump and his supporters. The last thing they probably want is for people to give them a taste of their own medicine and have it cause the restaurant to go under.

 

[ditto]

Anyone else think that Walz's wife looks like "we got Hillary at home"

I'm at work phone posting, would one of you fine people mind archiving, I'm a gay retard atm.

https://archive.md/AdBgS

 

[LurkTrawl]

Pheasant hunting

So out of touch they're pulling from the 19th century holy mother of fuck

 

[AnotherPleb]

Anyone else think that Walz's wife looks like "we got Hillary at home"

Just call her Temu Hillary.

 

[Sammich]

Anyone else think that Walz's wife looks like "we got Hillary at home"
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Man, i'm so glad to see Joe get some eyes on him, he is a pretty good follow on twitter. He mostly does reaction stuff, but once in awhile he does something great like this.

 

[pwnest injun]

Here's another question: these ads I've seen talked about Trump giving "tax cuts to billionaires." If that's the case, how come NOBODY complained about the economy back then?

They didn't complain because he gave tax cuts to everybody, which includes billionaires, but isn't exclusive to them.