Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL DEBATE THREAD.

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Anyways. The movie about Trump has released. His campaign hates it. No surprise.

I mean, I saw the trailer and it sort of came across as one of those made-for-tv movies that were popular in the 90s.

Considering it hasn't scored major distributors, the best move would probably be for Trump to just take it on the chin so I'm sure he'll keep ree-ing about it until it becomes a sleeper hit. Biden didn't react publically over that "My Son Hunter" movie for a reason.

 

[Poop Fartious]

I've heard the movie's not all that unique but the performances are great. I'm guessing it succumbs to the same problem a theoretical Chris-chan movie would- what's the point of making a movie when you've got tens of thousands of hours of content straight from the source that's already been extensively analyzed?

 

[JaneThough]

I don't believe it's blasphemy. To me blasphemy is more than a cheap, shitty quality Bible, because any Bible can be used by God to speak to people. I've had God speak to me through this website, so a Bible is just a book. I know that this Bible is not cheap at retail prices, I'm only referring to the printing cost.

I do believe that Trump endorsing this Bible is blasphemy. Trump's actions and lifestyle is almost the furthest thing away from God's message I can imagine from a human. I don't believe that any human should "endorse" a Bible, in the sense that marketing copy uses their name, because it then appears to be close to breaking the commandment about idolatry. A recommendation from a person to another person is a different story.

I do believe that adding secular state documents is a violation of the ideal of separation of church and state. I don't believe it's a crime or punishable in any fashion, but religiously it's cringe. At least according to the tenets of my church (SDA, being a fringe domination we're all about separation of church and state), other churches and other Christians might see it differently.

This is now wildly off topic. Sorry jannies, ilu.

New Kiwifunding idea. Kiwi Bibles. We know what Oklahoma needs, why shouldn’t @Null be the one to reap those rewards?

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Fatty is mad he didn't get a Nobel Prize simply because he won the electoral college. Once.

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This is big "Chris-Chan throwing a tantrum because he didn't get an award at Graduation" vibes.

 

[mofu mofo]

New Kiwifunding idea. Kiwi Bibles. We know what Oklahoma needs, why shouldn’t @Null be the one to reap those rewards?

Just buy the same Chinese-made bible and resell it for slightly less than $60, purchasers are always going to go for the cheapest option.

 

[Random Internet Person]

https://archive.is/tQ8ML

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

I don't know why Twitch keeps recommending Trump's sad rallies for me to watch. I've never followed anything like that in my life; I only watch speed runners and challenge runners. But whatever.

I can't help but notice Trump's sad numbers on the platform. I've never caught him with 5 digits viewers, it always oscillates between 4 or 9 thousand, really fucking SAD.

I remember when he could easily get 100k on a livestream in 2016.

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based zfg viewer

 

[Sailor Swift]

Trump is doing a Fox News town hall for an all-female audience on Tuesday night, and it will be aired the next day. I assume all the women there will be vetted for loyalty and have pre-approved questions.

That or it'll just be Laura Loomer in different Spirit Halloween wigs, begging to be noticed again.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

> 2024 join date
> 22 posts (in just over 3 months, fair enough)
> all but 2 of them be about us politics
Maybe we dont know if youre from Detroit. But it's clear as day youre a sperg.

He's seething mad because years of being a shut-in who does nothing but browse /pol/ and consuming Russian propaganda has given him the worldview of an 87 year old bible thumper. This has resulted in him being repulsive to women, and thus he spends more and more time in his bible thumping chud hugbox. Now he comes here because he was told it was "based" and sees that there are people here who don't love Republicans like Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell, Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham with every fiber of their being like he does

Trump is doing a Fox News town hall for an all-female audience on Tuesday night, and it will be aired the next day. I assume all the women there will be vetted for loyalty and have pre-approved questions.

That or it'll just be Laura Loomer in different Spirit Halloween wigs, begging to be noticed again.

We know who the "woman" will be:

 

[JaneThough]

Trump is doing a Fox News town hall for an all-female audience on Tuesday night, and it will be aired the next day. I assume all the women there will be vetted for loyalty and have pre-approved questions.

That or it'll just be Laura Loomer in different Spirit Halloween wigs, begging to be noticed again.

Are the next day? He’s afraid to go live?

 

[Sailor Swift]

Are the next day? He’s afraid to go live?

They need time to edit out the sharts picked up by his mic. Again.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Saw on Twitter that Trump is launching Latter-day Saints for Trump. I don't care about that, it's not lulz, but as part of its merch campaign he's selling beer koozies and coffee mugs.



Okay, I lied. This bit from the Deseret article is pretty funny.



Trump using things in his campaign he doesn't have permission to use? Only on days that end in Y.

Also thought this was funny, black people for Trump merch in...black. That just feels racist to me for some reason. His women for Trump merch is all pink, which okay, women do like pink, but it doesn't come in any other colors. Black people for Trump does have some items in white, which also feels kind of funny. (Latinos for Trump stuff is turquoise)

 

[Snorky]

beer koozies and coffee mugs

Interestingly you can actually see them trying to beat around the bush a bit with the naming of the LDS-specific coffee mugs compared to the other mugs as the LDS Church doesn't allow their members to drink coffee

 

[Drip Torch]

Fatty is mad he didn't get a Nobel Prize simply because he won the electoral college. Once.

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He is playing the "everyone gets a trophy" game. Which if I recall is supposed to be a leftist meme. Trump should just go ahead and make up some award and give it to himself. Which is common among a certain breed of national leader. A practice popular in Africa.
I hate entitled fuckers so damn much.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Fatty is mad he didn't get a Nobel Prize simply because he won the electoral college. Once.

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Obama didn’t deserve it but neither did Trump.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Detroit's history is a bit more complicated than that and is forgetting about the fuckening that happened after the interstate was built right through the thriving Black Bottom neighborhood, which displaced all the (black) residents and led directly to the 1967 riots where they had to call in the goddamned 82nd Airborne. White flight, rust belt shit, corrupt city officials.... There's no innocent side to this.

Honestly, hearing all this stuff about Detroit, I’m just wondering when Robocop will become reality. And Trump will have a new way to sell things to his supporters. Assuming Elon doesn’t do it first.

 

[T O X I C S L U D G E]

Honestly, hearing all this stuff about Detroit, I’m just wondering when Robocop will become reality. And Trump will have a new way to sell things to his supporters. Assuming Elon doesn’t do it first.

Thing with that is, Detroit is on the up now and the people from there do not take kindly to what trump has said about them

 

[Damien Thorne]

I see this forum thread and I want to drink even though I am an alcoholic who should not drink.

Seriously, I wish everyone here could take a puff of indica:

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Saw on Twitter that Trump is launching Latter-day Saints for Trump. I don't care about that, it's not lulz, but as part of its merch campaign he's selling beer koozies and coffee mugs.

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Okay, I lied. This bit from the Deseret article is pretty funny.

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Trump using things in his campaign he doesn't have permission to use? Only on days that end in Y.

Also thought this was funny, black people for Trump merch in...black. That just feels racist to me for some reason. His women for Trump merch is all pink, which okay, women do like pink, but it doesn't come in any other colors. Black people for Trump does have some items in white, which also feels kind of funny. (Latinos for Trump stuff is turquoise)
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This whole shop reminds me of the Chris Chan drawing depicting him having sex with 3 different girls of different colors to pander to different races prove he's not racist (at the time at least). But of course many Trump supporters would shill for these products unaware of Trump's racist past.

 

[SkepticAgentMan]

I see this forum thread and I want to drink even though I am an alcoholic who should not drink.

Seriously, I wish everyone here could take a puff of indica:

This might be the faggiest post I've ever seen. A puff of indica bro? What are you 16 and just discovered weed? Good God i feel so embarrassed just reading that.