Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[Hooked on phobics]

Not enough. (referring to how much shes been hurt in the past)

I know you say this out of justified bitterness, but at the same time, if she got raped by her dad or some shit, I think its comparable what people mean with the "baby hitler" analogy. I don't think she was born bad, but I'm sure at some point she was severely hurt which MADE her into a vile person. And I don't think abusing her twice as hard at the time would of improved things in the future, perhaps unless you want to count if she didn't even survive. Then sure, yes, she would be less of a cunt, because shes not alive.

Kinda grim to say, but I think its true. And I think people hate admitting that trauma CAN make awful people is true. Even more saying that awful people WERE once victims, and those victims are NOT justified once they start being so awful. But I think its nevertheless true.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Huge dump of photos from Patrick’s @moatmilk instagram, featuring Alyssa or just dumb and gross looking pics of Patrick.

Spoiler: Some are NSFW

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Good thing you dump screenshots of Patrick's photos. Guess what happens next after he probably found out?

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Lane A. Stellmaker (Haygood), Alyssa's phony lawyer, thinks that gamers can't consume memes in the media without "sexualized animated children". Is that how lawyers act

Haygood is the kind of guy to clap at the movies and laugh really loudly at Marvel movies.

 

[Lone Star]

Lane A. Stellmaker (Haygood), Alyssa's phony lawyer, thinks that gamers can't consume memes in the media without "sexualized animated children". Is that how lawyers act?
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It's like she purposefully handpicked the most retarded, insufferable lawyer one can find.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

It's like she purposefully handpicked the most retarded, insufferable lawyer one can find.

He’s a massive simp, so my assumption is she pays him in nudes

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Yikes. Now you got Alexa Ray Corriea from EA / Marvel, wanting a shirt to show how much she hates gamers too.
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EDIT: Uh-oh. She's starting to notice. She's blocking people, probably using a chain block program like Alyssa. Even in her Nitter she's in protection mode. At least she has a linktree.
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What are the odds someone at EA/the Mouse came down on her for inserting herself in Mercante's bullshit for clout?

 

[Charnel Ground]

Good thing you dump screenshots of Patrick's photos. Guess what happens next after he probably found out?
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And she's mad about it!


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From the replies:

 

[The Hardest R]

Being toxic to your viewers is, surprisingly, not a good business model for a freelance profession.

As much as they get YAS KWEEN’d by the internet, nobody actually wants these people around. How many people like Mercunte have ever parlayed their victimhood into anything that has been successful long term? Anita Sarkeesian had to shut down Feminist Frequency recently after years of being ignored. Zoe Quinn and Leigh Alexander scurried underground. Mercunte will share the same fate. Couldn’t happen to a better person.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

And she's mad about it!

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From the replies:
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"I'MA GET LAID NERDS" fucking gross ass Coomer.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

And she's mad about it!

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It's too late Alyssa, we know you're pegging your twink boyfriend.

 

[Brain Problems]

"I'MA GET LAID NERDS" fucking gross ass Coomer.

Feels almost nostalgic. Shades of "shit was so cash".

 

[Chad Holdenford]

"I'MA GET LAID NERDS" fucking gross ass Coomer.

She also doesn't specify with whom will she get it on. It's most definitely not with her scrawny faggot of a fiancé.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Women: "Why are men always obsessed with sex?"

Also Women: "I'm off to maybe get laid"

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

“Maybe get laid”.

So you need to try and find someone to pay you first then?

 

[AnOminous]

Haygood is the kind of guy to clap at the movies and laugh really loudly at Marvel movies.
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It's interesting he's dabbling in civil litigation. The vast majority of his practice has been criminal defense.

Haygood, Lane	0:2015prswo20166	Nikita Goffney v. Martha Koomer, et al	U.S. Court Of Appeals, Fifth Circuit	04/01/2015	04/14/2016
	Haygood, Lane (dft)	4:2014cv00733	Goffney v. Koomer et al	Texas Southern District Court	03/21/2014	02/05/2015
	Haygood, Lane A. (aty)	1:2023cv00528	Arnold et al v. X Corp. et al	Delaware District Court	05/16/2023
	Haygood, Lane A. (aty)	1:2023cv00780	Woodfield v. Twitter, Inc. et al	Delaware District Court	07/18/2023
	Haygood, Lane A. (dft)	1:2017cv00006	Cobos v. Potter et al	Texas Northern District Court	01/19/2017	03/03/2017
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	3:2023cv02217	Anoke et al v. Twitter, Inc. et al	California Northern District Court	05/05/2023	06/27/2023
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	6:2019cv00050	Chaparro v. City of San Angelo, Texas et al	Texas Northern District Court	08/14/2019	11/09/2021
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	3:2023cv01450	Grun v. R&L Shared Services LLC et al	Texas Northern District Court	06/30/2023	07/31/2023
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	1:2010cv00174	Collins v. Cameron County et al	Texas Southern District Court	07/26/2010	08/15/2012
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	4:2000mc40170	In re: Attorney Admissions	Texas Southern District Court	10/20/2010
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2003cr00109	USA v. Porras et al - Alexander Lorenzo Venegas	Texas Western District Court	09/17/2003	10/07/2019
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2004cr00207	USA v. Moorman et al - Joseph Krapf	Texas Western District Court	11/17/2004	06/19/2015
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2005cr00006	USA v. Isaacs et al - Anthony Ian Larue	Texas Western District Court	01/19/2005	06/30/2016
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2005cr00034	USA v. Roberts, et al - Willard Michael Simmons	Texas Western District Court	02/16/2005	02/29/2016
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2006cr00042	USA v. Gilbert - Michael Shawn Gilbert	Texas Western District Court	02/22/2006	12/20/2021
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2006cr00130	USA v. Gomer et al - Jose Enrique Nunez	Texas Western District Court	07/26/2006	12/16/2015
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2007cr00179	USA v. Worsham - William Frazier Worsham	Texas Western District Court	09/26/2007	12/14/2022
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2009mj00334	USA v. Vargas-Ortiz - Raul Vargas-Ortiz	Texas Western District Court	12/16/2009	11/18/2015
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	4:2010cr00002	USA v. Baldovinas et al - Pedro Baldovinas	Texas Western District Court	01/14/2010	05/22/2024
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2010cr00198	USA v. Jones - Douglas Jones	Texas Western District Court	07/28/2010	08/01/2024
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2011cr00254	USA v. Livingston - Edward J Livingston	Texas Western District Court	07/27/2011	02/09/2019
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2011cr00416	USA v. Larue - Anthony Ian Larue	Texas Western District Court	12/14/2011	06/30/2016
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2012cr00238	USA v. Villescas - Jesus Huerta Villescas	Texas Western District Court	08/30/2012	11/20/2016
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	4:2013cr00631	USA v. Garcia-Martines et al - Pedro Saenz-Vizcarra	Texas Western District Court	12/12/2013	01/17/2016
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2014cr00135	USA v. Urbina, et al - Erica Marie Mitchell	Texas Western District Court	05/28/2014	09/24/2014
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2014mj00236	USA v. Landrum et al - Timothy Shane Scott	Texas Western District Court	05/30/2014	06/25/2014
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2014cr00161	USA v. Landrum et al - Timothy Shane Scott	Texas Western District Court	06/25/2014	10/10/2016
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2014cr00166	USA v. Utley - Mackenzie L. Utley	Texas Western District Court	06/30/2014	11/06/2014
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	4:2014cr00489	USA v. Lopez et al - Mario Lopez	Texas Western District Court	08/12/2014	06/13/2016
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2014cr00200	USA v. Lujan et al - Bryan Lee Thomas	Texas Western District Court	08/27/2014	01/13/2015
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2014mj00606	USA v. Haggerton - Brandon Haggerton	Texas Western District Court	12/08/2014	12/17/2014
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2014cr00298	USA v. Haggerton - Brandon Haggerton	Texas Western District Court	12/17/2014	12/13/2017
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2015cr00020	USA v. Esquivel et al - Raul Saldana	Texas Western District Court	01/28/2015	06/10/2015
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2015mj00100	USA v. Ashlock - Calvin Lee Ashlock	Texas Western District Court	03/03/2015	03/25/2015
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2015cr00070	USA v. Ashlock - Calvin Lee Ashlock	Texas Western District Court	03/25/2015	06/28/2018
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2015cr00072	USA v. Preston - Jarvis Dinell Preston	Texas Western District Court	03/25/2015	11/03/2015
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2015cr00083	USA v. Pompa - Raul Pompa	Texas Western District Court	03/25/2015	09/23/2019
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2015mj00262	USA v. Dennis - David Dennis	Texas Western District Court	06/11/2015	06/24/2015
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2015cr00165	USA v. Dennis - David Dennis	Texas Western District Court	06/24/2015	01/13/2020
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2015cr00153	USA v. Henry et al - Willard Michael Simmons	Texas Western District Court	06/24/2015	02/29/2016
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2015mj00318	USA v. Mendoza - Eddie Mendoza	Texas Western District Court	07/15/2015	07/22/2015
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2015cr00178	USA v. Mendoza - Eddie Mendoza	Texas Western District Court	07/22/2015	06/15/2023
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2015cr00179	USA v. Mancha - Felix Roy Cardoza	Texas Western District Court	07/22/2015	07/26/2021
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2015cr00218	USA v. Warden - Jason Wayne Warden	Texas Western District Court	09/23/2015	11/30/2017
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2015cr00258	USA v. Vargas-Ortiz - Raul Vargas-Ortiz	Texas Western District Court	11/18/2015	07/13/2017
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2015cr00280	USA v. Ramirez et al - James Beasley	Texas Western District Court	12/16/2015	04/20/2017
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2016mj00019	USA v. Perrin et al - Timmy Dee Perrin	Texas Western District Court	01/11/2016	01/27/2016
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2016cr00026	USA v. Perrin, et al - Timmy Dee Perrin	Texas Western District Court	01/27/2016	02/14/2019
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2016cr00058	USA v. Thomas - Gregory Lamar Thomas	Texas Western District Court	03/23/2016	08/08/2024
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2016cr00080	USA v. Armendariz, et al - Teddy Charles-Earl Stewart	Texas Western District Court	04/27/2016	04/17/2019
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2016cr00127	USA v. Rodriguez et al - Nicholas Domingo Rodriguez	Texas Western District Court	05/23/2016	12/21/2016
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2016cr00128	USA v. Pena et al - Matthew Reynaldo Rodriguez	Texas Western District Court	05/23/2016	01/23/2017
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2016mj00282	USA v. Ramos et al - Francisco Larez Jr	Texas Western District Court	06/27/2016	07/27/2016
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2016cr00179	USA v. Ramos et al - Francisco Larez Jr

	Party Name	Case Number	Case Title	Court	Date Filed	Date Closed
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2017mj00140	USA v. Harris - Thomas Stuart Harris	Texas Western District Court	04/20/2017	04/26/2017
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2017cr00086	USA v. Harris - Thomas Stuart Harris	Texas Western District Court	04/26/2017	02/20/2018
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2016cr00192	USA v. Hanks - Randall Varian Hanks	Texas Western District Court	08/24/2016	06/18/2019
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2018cr00044	USA v. Anderson - Kelsey Anderson	Texas Western District Court	02/28/2018	08/21/2019
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2018cr00130	USA v. Clay et al - James Thomas Clay III	Texas Western District Court	05/23/2018	12/24/2019
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2018cr00191	USA v. Marriot et al - Adam Lloyd Cooper	Texas Western District Court	08/22/2018	05/13/2024
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2007cr00016	USA v. Geer - Robin Lynn Vance Geer	Texas Western District Court	01/24/2007	04/28/2020
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2016cr00256	USA v. Maldonado - Romeo Maldonado Jr.	Texas Western District Court	10/20/2016	07/26/2019
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2017cr00242	USA v. Overton - Dejon Overton	Texas Western District Court	11/15/2017	06/03/2024
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	4:2019cr00774	USA v. Arthur - Thomas Alan Arthur	Texas Western District Court	11/14/2019	03/19/2024
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2016cr00292	USA v. Golden - Isaac Sean Golden	Texas Western District Court	12/14/2016	06/02/2021
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2019cr00254	USA v. Smith - Burt Allan Smith	Texas Western District Court	11/21/2019	05/06/2021
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2019cr00251	USA v. Contreras - Pedro Contreras	Texas Western District Court	11/20/2019
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	4:2020cr00181	USA v. Rosendo-Lopez et al - Gustavo Placencia-Rosendo	Texas Western District Court	03/12/2020	11/30/2021
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2020cr00204	USA v. Hightower et al - Ashley Nicole Daniels	Texas Western District Court	07/22/2020	10/26/2021
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2020cr00162	USA v. Rosa - Ricky Rosa Jr.	Texas Western District Court	07/22/2020	01/20/2022
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2020cr00352	USA v. Hamby - Johnny Thomas Hamby	Texas Western District Court	12/16/2020	12/16/2021
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2019cr00249	USA v. Oszuel Gonzalez et al - Alan Oszuel Gonzalez	Texas Western District Court	11/19/2019	12/20/2022
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2021mj00432	USA v. Mckissick - Johnathan Irvin Mckissick	Texas Western District Court	11/18/2021	12/16/2021
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2021cr00349	USA v. Mckissick - Johnathan Irvin Mckissick	Texas Western District Court	12/15/2021	03/28/2023
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2024mj00012	USA v. Cordova - Peter Villa Cordova	Texas Western District Court	01/24/2024	02/28/2024
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2024cr00031	USA v. Cordova - Peter Villa Cordova	Texas Western District Court	02/28/2024
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	5:2018cv00125	Cagle v. The State Life Insurance Company et al	Texas Western District Court	02/06/2018	10/25/2018
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	1:2018cv00321	Davis v. City of Andrews, TX et al	Texas Western District Court	04/18/2018	11/09/2018
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2019cv00001	Nichols v. United States of America Et Al	Texas Western District Court	01/01/2019	03/24/2021
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2018cv00198	Davis v. City of Andrews, TX et al	Texas Western District Court	04/18/2018	11/09/2020
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2019cv00034	Springer-Tatsch et al v. Alpine Manor LP et al	Texas Western District Court	02/03/2019	03/11/2020
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2020cv00197	Williams v. Collier	Texas Western District Court	08/07/2020	01/29/2021
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2021cv00077	UnitedHealthcare Insurance Company v. NH Communications, Inc.	Texas Western District Court	04/28/2021	02/14/2022
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2021cv00213	Gonzalez v. United States of America	Texas Western District Court	11/09/2021	07/11/2022
	Haygood, Lane Andrew (aty)	7:2024cv00192	Castro Gonzalez et al v. Badger Roofing & Repairs, LLC et al	Texas Western District Court	08/06/2024

This is the most interesting recent case of the lot. My God, it's full of LawTwitter.

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/67399372/parties/arnold-v-x-corp/

At least on the surface, it looks like a potentially meritorious suit by some ex-Twitter employees showing Elon Musk's usual disregard for things like paying rent and workplace safety and just the law in general. The one thing that annoyed me was using the ridiculous word "Tweeps" to describe ex-Twitter employees.

There's a lot of motion practice unsurprisingly, so I can't really tell at a glance who's getting the better of it at the moment. It's still at motion to dismiss stage with a bunch of discovery disputes even before a ruling.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

I wouldn't take anymore threats or allusions of lawsuits seriously until they file at this point, I'm not a lawyer but I can't imagine "Im gonna do it ... Im about to do it ...watch me" with your defamation case for months won't hurt whatever merit you think it has.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

If the Rangers shit the bed, it is her fault.
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Alyssa needs to take a vacation in a Muslim tribal village somewhere between Jordan and India to fix her worldview on sand niggers, goat fuckers and drug mules. (Ideally they just keep here forever)
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[Gorton Colu]

“Maybe get laid”.

So you need to try and find someone to pay you first then?

Even she knows she may get rejected.

 

[The Hardest R]

If the Rangers shit the bed, it is her fault.
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Alyssa needs to take a vacation in a Muslim tribal village somewhere between Jordan and India to fix her worldview on sand niggers, goat fuckers and drug mules. (Ideally they just keep here forever)
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Mercunte schlicks herself retarded at the thought of Hasan waging jihad in her asshole.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Kahlief Adams (more like Kucklief), one of Alyssa Mercante's black cucks, is talking about how DEI is important, when in reality it's not. And Alyssa loves to worship DEI.