🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Got some bad news for Ralph.

Ethan consumed Nora's female progenitor cells when he ate her Paki Poo. His poolatto offspring can't possibly have pink nipples and therefore aren't white.

Ethan sucked the hispanic spunk straight out of May's asshole when the gigolo was done there.

edit: Yes, this was really Highlight worthy, clearly one of the most valuable contributions to this thread, if I may say so myself...

 

[UCantCCPMe]

He doesn't seem to be very smart, but he is very narcissistic so Ralph gassed him up big time in DMs about how bitches always be lyin and shiet and secretly recording you to make you look bad and the mean Keewee Farms making shit up and cuntguarding those bishes!! And Styx probably ate that up cause he's dumb and likes having his ego fluffed.

I think it's a great idea, these two can comisserate about being alcoholic deadbeat dads who beat women and chose drugs over their kids.

I can hear it now

"Yeah, I went to jail too. Except I wasn't a little bitch. The Ralphamale always got the bottom bunk. I wasn't sleepin in no bathroom motherfucker. And they called you Jesus? I'd have called you a faggot, but hey that was just how I was back then."

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

matter fact if I had to guess it was probably the Kino Casino who missed a bunch of shows because they were too drunk to fly, getting kicked out of strip clubs, missed a bunch of shows because they were "sunburned" and got fucked up in a shitty hotel while they were hiding from a hurricane! They did that! Couldn't be me!

 

[AltisticRight]

Ethan sucked the hispanic spunk straight out of May's asshole when the gigolo was done there.

edit: Yes, this was really Highlight worthy, clearly one of the most valuable contributions to this thread, if I may say so myself...

It was mixed with her anal truffles, truly a delicacy for the fattest truffle piggy with quadruple titties.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

It was mixed with her anal truffles, truly a delicacy for the fattest truffle piggy with quadruple titties.

As a matter of fact I had talks with someone who I can’t legally name how it’d be impossible for me to do that! I imagine it’d taste absolutely delicious but fact remains it just isn’t possible. But yes I frequently had many talks with that nameless person about how to eat shit from someone’s ass.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Ethan sucked the hispanic spunk straight out of May's asshole when the gigolo was done there.

You know May's autistic ass made some anime loli sounds while it was happening too like SUGOI DESUUU RALPH SAMA

 

[NaggotFigger]

Like what, da Kino Casino still stay in da bunka, ayylawg! Ah ain't livin' in da shithole that isss Meheecoo dat ah keep geddin' powa' ouddage end nu washeen masheen bish! Yew ain't gunna confarm meh dat dees ah flies and red skin bish! Ah ain't no bish to ran away, yew are! How unsurprising at all! Pitiful!

 

[AltisticRight]

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Like what, da Kino Casino still stay in da bunka, ayylawg! Ah ain't livin' in da shithole that isss Meheecoo dat ah keep geddin' powa' ouddage end nu washeen masheen bish! Yew ain't gunna confarm meh dat dees ah flies and red skin bish! Ah ain't no bish to ran away, yew are! How unsurprising at all! Pitiful!

He stole that straight from whoever came up with Balldo Bunker first. There's plenty instances of piggytits' gay thievery. He's a piggy with no lodestar.

 

[GuntPatrol]

So gunt's gonna have on his good buddy and fellow abuser Styx in a "Killstream exclusive " of wife/girlfriend beaters not so anonymous.
Sounds like another classic.
Too bad his hero Oday Simpson's burning in hell he'd round out the panel nicely.

If Rekieta takes a plea deal, all three of them can start a weekly podcast called "No Contest" where they cope about how they technically weren't found "guilty," and how they're all victims of a corrupt US judicial system. Every episode they can invite on a new sex offender and/or drug addict to publicly insult the judge who is currently overseeing their active case.

 

[AnOminous]

Ethan sucked the hispanic spunk straight out of May's asshole when the gigolo was done there.

What is with the Sektur and paying to get cucked?

 

[Die For Me!]

Why didnt the kino casino get rid of pedophiles like ah did with gayduh and flamenco?
How fucked is Ralphs memory? all these pedo allegations were long after you fired your two autists over drug fueled paranoia.

Also Ralphs desk is now littered with new objects. Is that the starlink or just a bunch of garbage?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

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Why didnt the kino casino get rid of pedophiles like ah did with gayduh and flamenco?
How fucked is Ralphs memory? all these pedo allegations were long after you fired your two autists over drug fueled paranoia.

Also Ralphs desk is now littered with new objects. Is that the starlink or just a bunch of garbage?
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His memory is bad, PPP looked terrible trying to push this onto Ralph - but to his credit he said pedos shouldn't go into the woodchipper.

Ralph defend Ali Alexander.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

What is with the Sektur and paying to get cucked?

I think it's a membership requirement at this point.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

I really miss the pink polo promo days

This new shit is terrible

 

[JAKL II]

"THE KILLSTREAM DOESN'T SUPPORT PEDOPHILES"

"I HAVE NOTHING BAD TO SAY ABOUT ALI ALEXANDER BECAUSE HE GOT MY TWITTER ACCOUNT BACK."

PICK ONE PIGGERTITS

 

[FiveStarAce]

I really miss the pink polo promo days

This new shit is terrible

It's not much of a promo when Ethan has to conjour up all of his Power to sit halfway straight

 

[GhostSquad]

Hides in Cancun, misses 6 shows in a row, posts this:
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Piggy, I didn't know anything about wrestling but I watched the Mr. McMahon documentary and I can now describe things in a way your retard brain is able to comprehend.
The Kino Casino is the WWF and you are the WCW in 1999. In two years PPP will buy the Killstream for a torta and a 10l water bottle.

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#TeamStyx...of course Piggy.

Does that make Cog's show some indie fed that draws 25 people to a gym where people get busted open for real hard way like IWA Mid South?

 

[Autistic Integrity]

Does that make Cog's show some indie fed that draws 25 people to a gym where people get busted open for real hard way like IWA Mid South?

Cogs is whatever tonka was doing

 

[gaystoner]

Ralph also attacked the victim of grooming on the killstream as show content.

Imagine attacking the victim of pedophilia.

 

[One Winged Pear Farmer]

Will the Styx show be the first double ended pill stream where both retards are fucked up beyond repair?