Sigh... I missed a couple of Blue Sky slap fights because I was busy having a life, but I have some free time now to be stubborn and find out what happened, a great way to relax. Let me take you on my autistic journey.
The first slapfight:

I can not find out what started this hilarious interaction where Staph claims she whispered 'down the road, not across the street' as she cut herself with cuticle scissors. The thing with Blue Sky is that it hides people that the poster obviously took offense to and reported, making them appear as 'blocked' so you can't see what the originally said. However, if go to 'search' go by 'latest' and put keywords from the comment, then it will show you who they originally replied to, so you can go to that person's profile and see what they said.

Again, no idea what started this.

Classic.
Round two, which is way milkier:

What could have prompted this? I used the same method as before and was greeted with the following:


'National service is what they need' lol. Apparently it was because Flo made some remark about how you're not a proper vegan if you feed your cat meat. She got dogpiled and called an animal abuser, but found the comments funny. What did Flo reply to Staph's comment?

Here comes Staph Big Bollocks...

To which Flo replied with the exact same reply as before. She's a cheeky one, that Flo.

She didn't have to barge in and say these things, but she did. But, as usual, it's the site's fault and not hers, for the way it is.
Anyway, I have learned a lesson today about finding the origins of slapfights that I miss on Blue Sky. It's probably common knowledge but I am old and a social media retard, so am proud of myself.
Anyway, other random posts:

In Upstate New York, you fool. In the sky. What else do you need to know? Go outside.

Mind-blowing. Such a sheltered take. Fem faggots, drag queens and effeminate straight men have been in the media for decades, but she has been blind to them. Granted, I can't think of a single man - gay or straight - who has ever presented the way she does.

Your weekly reminder that she was the womb wizard.

Simpler times.

It's almost like she should have taken more time to grieve before panic adopting a cat to spite the trolls.

'I'm multiply marginalized and in poverty' says the woman who just went on an expensive trip into the city to see a music concert. Weird how she didn't bring up running a non profit, just mentioned signing petitions and sharing mutual aid posts. Oh sorry, she does magick, that's incredibly helpful.

I think she's referencing how she used to be called Sapphire. Hate to break it to you Yarrow, but Yarrow is also a feminine sounding name.

Black cats only. No mixed race. Stop intruding on their space, Siggy.

Kind of a wholesome post that I hope inspires some kiwis to do the same to their moms.

Can't wait for Staph's tattoo arc.

'I don't remember too well, though, because I'm going so many places.' LOL Travelling so fast that she doesn't know how long her hair is. What an imagination.

Retconning her whole life to feature Loki. Made contact with an Egyptian god because she was into YuGiOh. 'And if you're over 18, he might initiate an intimate relationship with you.' Gross.

Isn't Loki gender fluid? Very gendered endearments there.

That's some hard cope from someone who only got into Loki after watching the MCU Loki TV show.

WHY is she giving her neighbours money?
Edit to add: I'm let down by the fact we have had no details about that protest. Do you think it was a case of her showing up, noticing no one was there, then getting back on the (wrong) bus? Last year she was perfectly confident about doing it on her own.