Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

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None of you believe in her piss magic and it shows. Smh.
If she can piss in 100 different mugs before the clock hits midnight, she'll please the gods enough to win a free trip to Iceland!!
Passports are a bit more expensive than punx gender pins and getting to a DMV or Post Office to get the paper work filed is probably more complicated then taking a bus down the block. Very complicated process that only Mama and Papa Friggly can do.
It's surprisingly simple to get your passport. Bring your birth certificate, ID, a money order, and a form that you can fill out online to one of the handful of places that do passports, let them take your picture, then go home and wait like a month and boom. Passport. Of course it's more than one step and requires leaving the house, so it's going to be an adventure for Stephanie. But hey, she thinks she can handle going to fucking Iceland, so surely she can handle getting the paperwork required!
 
ICELAND?! She’ll never make it. She’ll get stuck in the airport bathroom until it’s time to go home.
Iceland is also THE most expensive place I’ve ever been (over 80 countries). Like crazy expensive, $15 us for a souvenir magnet expensive. She’s not going.

Also explain the logic of “I just went to my local big city to see my favorite German singer so Iceland is logically next”
 
If she can piss in 100 different mugs before the clock hits midnight, she'll please the gods enough to win a free trip to Iceland!!

It's surprisingly simple to get your passport. Bring your birth certificate, ID, a money order, and a form that you can fill out online to one of the handful of places that do passports, let them take your picture, then go home and wait like a month and boom. Passport. Of course it's more than one step and requires leaving the house, so it's going to be an adventure for Stephanie. But hey, she thinks she can handle going to fucking Iceland, so surely she can handle getting the paperwork required!
In the UK the hardest thing about getting a passport is actually the referee part.
'Be a person of good standing in their community or work in a recognized profession'
From what i remember it can't be someone like your GP, or it couldn't, I'm not sure now.
But if you're rough as arseholes you might not actually know anyone who is a "professional".
Looking at the guidelines I think the stipulations have actually been reduced a bit now but it used to be really quite tricky.
I agree that Ireland especially would be easier, given that people speak English and are quite friendly. All the nordic countries are a touch cold which is fine when you are a person with a regular amount of nous and sociability, but when you are a literal tard, you must always depend on the kindness of strangers.

I suppose they're a bit famously sick of loud mouth yanks, but I think staph can be trusted to be meeker in person than she gives the impression online - she might get badly scammed in in the city, but she's also judgemental as fuck so would probably not talk to any wronguns, or they would look at her and think "€0".

Staph's most pressing issue in any proper nordic country would be her appearance. People aren't joking when they talk about blond model looking people everywhere. People are not fat. People are not aged beyond their years. People do not dress like fucking retards (any more, rip the 90s but that was mostly just Germany tbf) .
Staph will draw horrified stares on the street for every aspect of her physical appearance. And her mush mouth when she starts mumbling at people.
She might get mistaken for a literal troll. Valid in the pantheon!

But yea, Sweden or Ireland is a better idea than Iceland by quite a margin.
At least there's enough to actually do in the main cities that would be fill up the at least week long trip, that would warrant the money that US flights would cost. Staph is not going to be doing any hikes so she needs more than the couple of museums in Reykjavik.*


Iceland is so expensive that a few people I've known who went there took a suitcase of food from Lidl to reduce costs when they were there. It's no joke.

So is Sweden, and so is fucking Dublin. Both bad. But Iceland is always mentioned up the top. And this was before prices went to absolute hell everywhere else too.

*maybe she literally wouldn't care at all though. She could just sit there and happily smug that she'd made it. This is the person who felt authority to opine that maddam tussades, lol, is the weirdest, lol, museum, lol, in NYC. Lol
And she didn't even go in. She didn't even get out of a car. The car didn't even stop it's engine !

Maybe what we take from a holiday, staph does not nessecarily require.
 
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She has mentioned before that she hasn't legally changed her name, so I imagine she wants to update her passport with her special name and pronouns. Doubt you can put 'bxy' as the sex on your passport though.

I think she needs to let her parents know her plans because they're in charge of her money. I doubt they're going to give her it. Why Iceland and not Sweden, if that's where her ancestry leads to? Why not Ireland, another ancestral home? At least in Ireland they speak English. Wherever she goes, her travel blogging will be entertaining, but I doubt she will make it.

Edit to add, her Iceland post was after she said this:
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It made me think, 'Oh, OK, Wardruna must be from Iceland' and that's what inspired her to want to go there. But Wardruna are from Norway, so... shrug.
 
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She has mentioned before that she hasn't legally changed her name, so I imagine she wants to update her passport with her special name and pronouns. Doubt you can put 'bxy' as the sex on your passport though.

I think she needs to let her parents know her plans because they're in charge of her money. I doubt they're going to give her it. Why Iceland and not Sweden, if that's where her ancestry leads to? Why not Ireland, another ancestral home? At least in Ireland they speak English. Wherever she goes, her travel blogging will be entertaining, but I doubt she will make it.

Edit to add, her Iceland post was after she said this:
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It made me think, 'Oh, OK, Wardruna must be from Iceland' and that's what inspired her to want to go there. But Wardruna are from Norway, so... shrug.
Technically speaking her "Irish" side is mostly actually English and Staph herself has even acknowledged as much, so she wouldn't be the first American to go there in an attempt to trace her distant lineage based on dubious family stories and a small percentage on a DNA test only to be laughed at by the locals. Though Ireland is pretty brainwashed on the whole gender identity issue nowadays from what I've heard so at least there's that (and she could go hang with fellow degenerate Graeme Kelly, then again, one pedo tard is already too many, put Staph and Graeme in the same country and Ireland may well explode). I wonder if she'd consider a trip to England, or are the English all dirty colonisers to her, and would she dare set foot on TERF Island?

Also about Wardruna, speaking of Staph's music tastes - they have songs in Old Norse from what I understand, and modern Icelandic is still very close, so she's probably got it twisted in her tard brain that learning Icelandic is basically the same as being able to speak Old Norse (it looks like a very difficult language to learn though, I'm not even sure if Duolingo has it). They're a folk band too rather than metal (though their fanbase seems to have a fair bit of crossover with metalheads given that Norse mythology and history is a common theme in metal) so when she calls herself a metalhead based on her current faves... really pushing it there.
 
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It made me think, 'Oh, OK, Wardruna must be from Iceland' and that's what inspired her to want to go there. But Wardruna are from Norway, so... shrug.
Red Rocks (Amphitheatre) is in Morrison, Colorado and Wardruna have played there, so supposedly she's intending to see them in the US at some point.

Regarding the difficulty of Old Norse; Imagine German, but with more complicated grammar.
Like, they had several dozen(!) pronouns, so 'you two'(female) is a different word than 'you two'(male) and 'you two'(mixed genders).
 
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I love Steph so much. Everything she says is obsurd, and I'm going to start following her logic.
Example: I went to the store to pick up milk this morning, so the next logical step is to buy a cow.
Why buy a (lol)cow when we all get Stapphy's milk for free? :biggrin:
 
Also explain the logic of “I just went to my local big city to see my favorite German singer so Iceland is logically next”
Maybe she's forgetting to show her work on this equation, and there's some big concert/festival in Iceland next year that she hasn't talked up yet. Or some pagan thing. And the penis museum.

If Stephanie were a normal schlubby faildaughter, when her backpay comes in she and her mom could share a cabin on one of those Scandinavian cruises, or European river cruises. Middle-aged-and-up ladies love cruises, and the little off-boat side trips have printed ratings for how many stairs you'll be climbing to see the historical site.
 
I hope Gyro dresses in full Viking garb while walking in Iceland. Please Santa, I've been good this year...

It's convenient that the anxiety disorder that precludes her from working isn't an obstacle to her travel plans.
TSA really is unnecessarily stressful. I've never brought a bomb to the airport but every time I go they make me worry that I accidentally packed sticks of dynamite in my carry on.
 
They're a folk band too rather than metal (though their fanbase seems to have a fair bit of crossover with metalheads given that Norse mythology and history is a common theme in metal) so when she calls herself a metalhead based on her current faves... really pushing it there.
Einar was in a few metal bands in the 2000s, one of which claims to be Satanic. But funny how Staph's never mentioned them.


Red Rocks (Amphitheatre) is in Morrison, Colorado and Wardruna have played there, so supposedly she's intending to see them in the US at some point.
The US part of the tour is over. I think this is her plan:

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No idea why she wouldn't go to any of these dates:

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Einar is way more attractive than Till, btw. WAY more.

Edit: I'm going to be an autist now, apologies.

Between Chris-Chan going to Finland and Staph wanting to go to Iceland, Scandinavia is really being put through the ringer.
Scandinavia is only Norway, Sweden, and Denmark. Finland and Iceland are Nordic countries. :D
 
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Wherever she goes, her travel blogging will be entertaining, but I doubt she will make it.
You say that, but she let us waaay down with Rammstein.
Boring as fuck, no interactions at all. We got the info that she got on a bus, a nameless hotel, and had a ham sandwich.


Lmfao, Gorgoroth. There's a lame blast from the past.

@FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw
Interesting fact about the grouped addressing in old norse.
In the north east of England we have quite a few words that stem from viking things that other regions don't (as well as olde English vowle sounds that others have done away with. 'Lang' instead of 'long', etc. Yem or Hyem or Gan Yem for going home, 'up the dancers' for ' up the stairs' - shit that origanates over the north sea rather than French and Latin basically.
But "Yous"/yees is another word that other areas don't seem to bother with. "are yous going to that" is like asking a group a question. I think the Scots have it too.
But most other dialects don't group it into a single word.
Wonder if it's another instance of rooting from there.

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Hmm.
I searched for around five days around the time of that concert in June. Except I got it wrong and went for the 27th, but it all seems about the same.
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Sigh... I missed a couple of Blue Sky slap fights because I was busy having a life, but I have some free time now to be stubborn and find out what happened, a great way to relax. Let me take you on my autistic journey.

The first slapfight:
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I can not find out what started this hilarious interaction where Staph claims she whispered 'down the road, not across the street' as she cut herself with cuticle scissors. The thing with Blue Sky is that it hides people that the poster obviously took offense to and reported, making them appear as 'blocked' so you can't see what the originally said. However, if go to 'search' go by 'latest' and put keywords from the comment, then it will show you who they originally replied to, so you can go to that person's profile and see what they said.
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Again, no idea what started this.
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Classic.

Round two, which is way milkier:
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What could have prompted this? I used the same method as before and was greeted with the following:
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'National service is what they need' lol. Apparently it was because Flo made some remark about how you're not a proper vegan if you feed your cat meat. She got dogpiled and called an animal abuser, but found the comments funny. What did Flo reply to Staph's comment?
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Here comes Staph Big Bollocks...
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To which Flo replied with the exact same reply as before. She's a cheeky one, that Flo.
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She didn't have to barge in and say these things, but she did. But, as usual, it's the site's fault and not hers, for the way it is.

Anyway, I have learned a lesson today about finding the origins of slapfights that I miss on Blue Sky. It's probably common knowledge but I am old and a social media retard, so am proud of myself.

Anyway, other random posts:
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In Upstate New York, you fool. In the sky. What else do you need to know? Go outside.

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Mind-blowing. Such a sheltered take. Fem faggots, drag queens and effeminate straight men have been in the media for decades, but she has been blind to them. Granted, I can't think of a single man - gay or straight - who has ever presented the way she does.

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Your weekly reminder that she was the womb wizard.

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Simpler times.

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It's almost like she should have taken more time to grieve before panic adopting a cat to spite the trolls.

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'I'm multiply marginalized and in poverty' says the woman who just went on an expensive trip into the city to see a music concert. Weird how she didn't bring up running a non profit, just mentioned signing petitions and sharing mutual aid posts. Oh sorry, she does magick, that's incredibly helpful.

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I think she's referencing how she used to be called Sapphire. Hate to break it to you Yarrow, but Yarrow is also a feminine sounding name.

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Black cats only. No mixed race. Stop intruding on their space, Siggy.

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Kind of a wholesome post that I hope inspires some kiwis to do the same to their moms.

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Can't wait for Staph's tattoo arc.

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'I don't remember too well, though, because I'm going so many places.' LOL Travelling so fast that she doesn't know how long her hair is. What an imagination.

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Retconning her whole life to feature Loki. Made contact with an Egyptian god because she was into YuGiOh. 'And if you're over 18, he might initiate an intimate relationship with you.' Gross.

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Isn't Loki gender fluid? Very gendered endearments there.

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That's some hard cope from someone who only got into Loki after watching the MCU Loki TV show.

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WHY is she giving her neighbours money?

Edit to add: I'm let down by the fact we have had no details about that protest. Do you think it was a case of her showing up, noticing no one was there, then getting back on the (wrong) bus? Last year she was perfectly confident about doing it on her own.
 
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Fucking LOL- when you adjust your mental image of the jakeys knocking on her to weasel up some drug money, to reflect the fact that she is in an OAP sped apartment and said winos are likely old as shit.
I wonder how much she's good to be tapped for?
Clearly she's too retarded to lie, she should not keep cash on her... Unless. Fuck, they probably waddle her down to the atm at the petrol station.
I would feel a tiny bit sorry for after picturing that situation - if it wasnt her, cos honestly, at least she's benefiting someone.
She doesn't have her own drug habit to fritter away her ill gotten gains on, and it's just nice that she gets rewarded for being such a cunt by being exploited by other cunts.
Her flat would get cuckoo'd if it didn't stink and she wasn't unbearable to sit around.

Actually The Frigs regular visits probably are the only thing really keeping that in check, and keeping her from being banished to a bedroom while the place gets abused by someone's extended family of younger ne'er do wells.

What the fuck exactly did they teach her at her social work masters?! Because she's not very wise to this whole.. Scenario. It's not exactly uncommon.

Child safeguarding apparently wasn't touched on whatsoever either, given that very concerning tumblr post about all the things it's actually totally fine to talk to minors about privately online. Literally all of that is shit you learn on an afternoon course, so fuck knows what she was actually ever doing.
 
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'And if you're over 18, he might initiate an intimate relationship with you.' Gross.
I don't know why this is so funny to me (especially coming from Stapphy the increasingly-pedo-adjacent).

The ancient Norse were not modern-day Americans. A very brief bit of googling says that age of full adulthood for boys was 15-16, and when you factor in things like political nobility marriages some girls were getting married as young as 12. Not being married at 20 made you practically a spinster. I would imagine women were expected to start pumping out kids as soon as they were physically capable of doing so, considering the abysmal infant mortality rates. It was a different world with different attitudes, priorities, and cultural norms.

Even if Loki wasn't culturally inclined towards a 'old enough to bleed old enough to breed' mindset, he's literally a horsefucking trickster god. Even Stapphy's own written-onehanded snake rape fic doesn't exactly sound like a dude who is politely and respectfully waiting for you to turn American Age of Consent TM, he sounds like the sleazeball encouraging a highschooler to drink at a party because she's so cool and mature.

She's so fucking American when she wants to woobify her villain crushes. This is as silly as Jeffrey Dahmer the Pronoun Respecter.
 
I don't know why this is so funny to me (especially coming from Stapphy the increasingly-pedo-adjacent).

The ancient Norse were not modern-day Americans. A very brief bit of googling says that age of full adulthood for boys was 15-16, and when you factor in things like political nobility marriages some girls were getting married as young as 12. Not being married at 20 made you practically a spinster. I would imagine women were expected to start pumping out kids as soon as they were physically capable of doing so, considering the abysmal infant mortality rates. It was a different world with different attitudes, priorities, and cultural norms.

Even if Loki wasn't culturally inclined towards a 'old enough to bleed old enough to breed' mindset, he's literally a horsefucking trickster god. Even Stapphy's own written-onehanded snake rape fic doesn't exactly sound like a dude who is politely and respectfully waiting for you to turn American Age of Consent TM, he sounds like the sleazeball encouraging a highschooler to drink at a party because she's so cool and mature.

She's so fucking American when she wants to woobify her villain crushes. This is as silly as Jeffrey Dahmer the Pronoun Respecter.
if he was at all morally inclined to wait for the age of consent, you'd think he might be inclined to wait til they are a bit older again, you know..
He's an ancient being, you'd think he'd like people to be a touch more mature than immediately upon, lol, US, current, legal, age.
I wonder if this suggests that Staph would (begrudging that she couldn't go lower) accept a partner who was 18, at her current mid 30s?
Should the unlikely occasion ever arise.
 
Staph defending our new favourite Staph side character Snowy Wife:
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Defending Snowy Wife with her college degree. What a great use for it.

The post in question:
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Lame, try-hard, edgy waffle. Obviously for attention, which she got from that anon ask.

A bonus post that came before it, sadly in eye-rape colour:
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She's a fun one. Thanks for bringing her details to the thread @BoobWhiskers .
 
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