Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

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It's been asked in this thread many times, are there any famous or successful black chefs?
Ainsley Harriott?

He's pretty good and really entertaining on top of that.
The best jar mustards, in my experience, because it's a personal thing, are Tracklements or Stokes, which are both stronger than Colmans, but with a much rounder flavour.
I'll give these a shot. I've been doing Colman's because you can actually get it here in lardland off a shelf. It's sort of like Kerrygold butter. There's better but you won't find it in a grocery store.
Ironically, Colman's mustard powder is great for this, because it's a pretty potent and well-balanced mustard powder with no adulterations.
I'll look at that, too.

Fuck Amazon but it's made getting stuff like this a lot easier.
As an Amerimutt lately when I want a mustard for the purposes of something mustard-forward I've been using Alstertor, which is a German mustard that comes in a cute little juice glass. Probably most like a dijon as far as flavor goes. I can get it in the Eurofag section of local grocery store but places like World Market should have it too
Another mustard I've liked is whatever the fuck this Cyrillic lettered shit is.
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Image search from a photo of the jar gives me the name Zakuson and this better picture. It's hot but not super hot and more of a rustic type mustard, like the seeds were ground with a mortar and pestle.
 
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Ainsley Harriott?

He's pretty good and really entertaining on top of that.
Yeah but he's british, not basketball american. Marcus Samuelsson could be another, but he's half swedish and born in ethiopia.

Andre Rush has a bit of celebrity status, and he's a homegrown black american that doesn't seem to be a fuckup. Rock Harper was one of the early kitchen nightmare winners and has had multiple restaurants since and seems to have done well for himself. Charlie Mitchell is a NY guy who actually got a michelin star fairly recently. There's a couple others who have also gotten michelin stars, but I'd have to look them up.
 
Ainsley Harriott?

He's pretty good and really entertaining on top of that.
I was just about to say him. He’s also a big champion of Caribbean food, which is really good (having eaten there in person too) and corn starch free.

I think I’ve said before in the thread I’ve had a few Nigerian work mates in the past and they’ve cooked some amazing things for me. I don’t know why the dirt eating ones go to America.
 
The more I hear of this the more it sounds like they're kinda intentionally picking super dramatic people
I can't say that they're actors, they may and likely very well behave like this in reality, but then again those are the types of people who choose to go on reality TV shows in the first place- attention seeking drama fags

As funny as the food itself is, I imagine, I can't find myself entertained by the individuals antics when I know it's all just crappy reality show faff
 
I don't really know anything about the guy, but I wonder how much success he would have if he didn't have his look.
He seems to legitimately be a good chef, but the look definitely helped him get noticed. He does also deny being on gear, despite sustaining a level of muscle mass that he absolutely should not be able to at his age.
 
He seems to legitimately be a good chef, but the look definitely helped him get noticed. He does also deny being on gear, despite sustaining a level of muscle mass that he absolutely should not be able to at his age.

It’s not gear! It’s him totally working out and eating 22hrs a day and sleeping for only two! Dedication!!

MPMD or someone else did a video on him, essentially calling him out for his bullshit.
 
I have a theory.
The sensitivity of human taste and smell is extremely variable. This may be something that clusters along race lines. All those people microwaving kippers or curry or God Forbid fish curry in the office cannot really smell it.

I have become convinced of this through a few decades of a. People microwaving fish curry in the office and b. Peoples bodily hygiene.
I know I have a very sensitive sense of smell and taste because I can smell if someone four offices down the corridor opens and peels an orange. I can smell if my kids are going to get sick. I can taste things like the milk not being fresh to the point it’s a family joke to give it to me for a sniff test. I do not like very spicy food. It’s not so much the initial overwhelming taste as the fact you can then Taste it for days afterwards and smell it on your skin and when you piss it out.
That being able to smell things in you days after as it gradually smells more and more degraded - It revolts me. A few things are particularly revolting , including….

onion powder
Fucking onion powder. And garlic powder. These are two things that should be nuked off the planet. Fresh garlic? Ok it’s strong but fine. Fresh and cooked onion? Again, don’t give me raw, but it’s OK. But onion and garlic powders smell like satans undergarments and they make people smell for DAYS.
‘I don’t use shampoo any more and my hair looks great and it doesn’t smell!’
No you smell. People are just too polite to tell you, but let me tell you, you smell. At best you smell like a dog that could do with a wash and at worst you’re a biohazard. Ditto ‘I don’t use deodorant’ . ‘I only need to shower once a week for my skin.’ Sorry, you smell.
Anyway, I think that there are clearly HUGE differences in how sensitive people’s sense of smell and taste are.
I dunno about the cornstarch. The idea makes my teeth retract into my skull
 
The sensitivity of human taste and smell is extremely variable. This may be something that clusters along race lines. All those people microwaving kippers or curry or God Forbid fish curry in the office cannot really smell it.
Well people become desensitized to smells over time.
 
Fucking onion powder. And garlic powder. These are two things that should be nuked off the planet. Fresh garlic? Ok it’s strong but fine.
Not sure what else you'd use in a dry rub, although that's about my only use for those things.

I also like garlic. I've toned it down a bit but definitely to the point some wouldn't like it. So if I have to compromise on it I'll use elephant garlic. That way I can use a lot of it, but without it being overwhelming.
 
Trying to explain Southern blacks to people north of the Mason-Dixon is a frustrating thing. A lot of them are great people who will make sure you never go hungry and they don't give a shit if you're white. You may be asked to judge different people's cooking though, don't fall for it, just say they're all so good you can't decide.
I spent a while in Louisiana and nothing but good things to say about Cajun food (except that it’s so good it makes you fat) and the soul food place I went to was really nice too.
Well people become desensitized to smells over time.
Yeah that’s true too but I still think there’s a HUGE genetic difference between people. There’s a lady who can sniff out Parkinson’s disease. I’ve asked loads of other mums if they can smell of their kids are going to get sick and maybe one in ten is all ‘yes of course’ while the others look at them like they’re insane.
I also like garlic. I've toned it down a bit but definitely to the point some wouldn't like it. So if I have to compromise on it I'll use elephant garlic. That way I can use a lot of it, but without it being overwhelming.
Fresh garlic is different. Fresh onion too. There’s something about how they process onion powder that makes it completely repellent.

Perhaps I’m just over sensitive to it. a deaf friend once told me that she’s the same, and the parents at her kids school were all the same, and they’d actually complained about the amount of spices the kitchen was using to the point the kids (also hearing impaired) were becoming upset that they all stank when they went home. I’m convinced that some people have almost zero sense of smell and taste and some have a lot.
 
I can smell if my kids are going to get sick
Don't chat shit.
All those people microwaving kippers or curry or God Forbid fish curry in the office cannot really smell it.
East Asians are known to have the strongest sense of smell or at least the strongest avoidance of bad smells, yet they're the ones most commonly eating such food, it cannot simply be described as a case of "people can't smell how bad something is", it's that they're used to it or don't consider it bad smelling, or just do not care.

All that aside spice isn't a taste, and if you 'taste' it for days on end that just means spicy stuff has remained on your body for days.

You are definitely an outlier, at best the overly germophobic performative and neurotically cleanly person who can smell things no one else can and are bothered by them, or, and this is more likely in my eyes, it's all self induced and you take pride in it due to confirmation bias and you thinking it makes you special.
You deduce things like your children being sick or the milk going bad from context clues like them also looking woozy or having a fever and the milk having sat in the fridge for a while and naturally accumulating time, and conflate it with a sense.
 
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East Asians are known to have the strongest sense of smell or at least the strongest avoidance of bad smells
They do? I think it's fair to ask why do you think that, because I have a suspicion you're conflating Japanese social norms and their olfactory abilities.
yet they're the ones most commonly eating such food,
Then they obviously don't avoid bad smells.
Fucking onion powder
Yep, niggers love that shit. It's basically distilled niggerdom, wiggers can't get enough of it either.
 
Don't chat shit.
Nope. Straight up true. When they’re going to get sick they get this odd smell. It’s a little bit like ketones but slightly different. Go ask the mums you know, if you ask enough you’ll find some who say they notice this. Sick people smell odd.
All that aside spice isn't a taste, and if you 'taste' it for days on end that just means spicy stuff has remained on your body for days
No - spices have tastes all of them, that’s the point of them. Heat is a different aspect of it from specific receptors.
Some tastes you exhale for days. Garlic is one - the breakdown products excrete through skin and are breathed out. It’s not about not washing (actually it probably doesn’t help if you’re sweating stuff out and not washing…)
Another example that everyone knows would be asparagus - makes your pee smell weird right? Imagine that but with most strong smelling foods. Coffee is really bad for it but doesn’t last long. Cereals etc produce a kind of malty smell. Ask the doctors you know which illnesses have specific smells. Clostridium does and so does strep.
at best the overly germophobic performative and neurotically cleanly person
Not even slightly. My approach to housework is that if the bathrooms and kitchen are clean and everyone’s got clean clothes most days and sheets once a week we are golden. Very much of the ‘let them roll around in the mud and get dirty it’s good for them’ ethos. Also several pets. Clean enough, absolutely not Germaphobe
who can smell things no one else can and are bothered by them
Well yes obviously, hence the post.
 
Another example that everyone knows would be asparagus - makes your pee smell weird right?
Actually not everyone. A lot of people can't smell that.
Imagine that but with most strong smelling foods. Coffee is really bad for it but doesn’t last long. Cereals etc produce a kind of malty smell. Ask the doctors you know which illnesses have specific smells. Clostridium does and so does strep.
Cumin and a lot of the ingredients in curry also give a certain smell. They create genuinely vile body odor, although not if you actually shower.
 
Yeah that’s true too but I still think there’s a HUGE genetic difference between people. There’s a lady who can sniff out Parkinson’s disease.
On a similar and slightly retarded vein, I can tell when I'm going to get a cough/cold/flu etc because about a day before any symptoms start the bit of skin just under and back from my chin gets itchy.
 
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