"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
GroundBeefHunter said:
How the fuck someone devolves intro their craft like that? That is what terminal political brainrot does to you.
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Maybe the devs - actual people who perform useful work, code monkeys and 3D artists, not writers, voice actors and diversity gestapo - realized early on that it will flop, so they decided to just do the bare minimum work to ship the title, and use the money saved on not having to improve assets on things more lofty than woke disaster of a game, like blowing it on cocaine, whores and alcohol.
 
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DootSkeleton said:
I am astonished by how few likable characters Dustborn has.
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I think it's very ironic how Sai, the character that's the most notorious thanks to her character design is one of the most tolerable/likeable ones along with Theo from the crew, at least if you make her the stoic with the Way of The Mind route (Not too sure about the other routes with her) meanwhile Pax and Noam are just dogshit and there's nothing redeemable about them.

Though, I can't wait for Null to see midget Mersh and Asian cripple woman whose whole character is her saying "Sucky sucky 5 dolla" if he gets far in the game that is.

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As Josh pointed out, Theo is pretty normal. This automatically makes him the smartest and most level-headed member of the crew.
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Spoiler : In one of the campfire talks you can have with him where you can explain Vox superpowers, you have a choice to explain to him "how to be an ally" to people like Pax. Pax tells him that he needs to tard wrangle her and others that have Vox abilities from chimping out due to intense emotions. Basically, if you go with this choice not only you can make him the butt of all the jokes but you can appoint him as your tard wrangler. And he does that for free

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I find it hilarious that in their effort to be "not-racist", they end up still attributing nigger behavior to black people. I lost it when there was that flashback to Pax bullying her sister and threatening to kill her and chat was spamming #stopasianhate. Instead of trying to make the MC likeable, they just make everyone bend over backwards because she a gud girl she dindu nothin. The same thing happened with the MC of Forspoken (the other multi-million dollar trashfire) where you had a brown/black woman unabashedly lie, cheat, and steal and it was all ok because she's "special" and was the "chosen one". That one was even funnier once it was revealed that her mother from the other world visited NYC, had a one night stand with a black guy, and later dumped her infant daughter back in NYC.
 
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Probably An Autist said:
Right, watched it all. I dunno how Josh managed to not complain that much about how god awful it was, it looked boring as fuck to play. good stream though
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1. it's not funny to complain about how boring a game
2. the game is genuinely more interesting to play than Life is Strange.

In Dustborn's defense, the one thing that elevates it so far above LiS is that there's a lot of scenes. It's relatively impressive, when compared how quickly you will progress from completely different locations.

LiS has very, very similar locations and look and feel to this game, barring the retro-science shit, but it lingers there. Forever. And they aren't that interesting to begin with.
 
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TLDR: KEK Karma to pokemon group
one archieve i know rest will get site jiad by nitendo.(yes data was given to 4chan/(tried to delete fast the demon core/Nuclear material)
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meme magic happened & confirmed
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GG Austic tech found the DEV.10/13/24
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Terrifik said:
TLDR: KEK Karma to pokemon group
one archieve i know rest will get site jiad by nitendo.(yes data was given to 4chan/(tried to delete fast the demon core/Nuclear material)
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PokeFuckers won....
 
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It's a shame Josh chose to push Sai to drive faster in the intro. If you tell her to pull over, she does, the cop comes up and starts demanding that you get out of the vehicle while Pax yells at him, he pulls his gun and backs up into the road where he gets merked by a truck.

I was watching this review to see how bad the game was, and thought it was funny that they also happened to notice the crazy nutritional facts on the peanuts that Josh did. timestamp should take you to 9:01 in the video
 
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There was a movie made back in 2020 about gay libruls who had to escape through a checkpoint to Canada from Trumps literally Fascist Tucker Carlson's America because it became a Christian dictatorship that banned gay people. I can't remember the name of it but I swear Dustborn ripped the plot straight from that movie lmao.

American Insurrection, just found it

After a powerful militia seizes control of the U.S., a group of friends attempt to escape the escalating violence and oppression. They must move undetected as their only hope is to cross a heavily guarded border. But as the militia closes in, the friends will need to do whatever it takes to survive in this suspenseful action-thriller.
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Runch said:
It's a shame Josh chose to push Sai to drive faster in the intro. If you tell her to pull over, she does, the cop comes up and starts demanding that you get out of the vehicle while Pax yells at him, he pulls his gun and backs up into the road where he gets merked by a truck.

I was watching this review to see how bad the game was, and thought it was funny that they also happened to notice the crazy nutritional facts on the peanuts that Josh did. timestamp should take you to 9:01 in the video
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its mildly weird that LiS and Dustborn both have a truck of peace scene. Woke games love trucks
 
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Null said:
1. it's not funny to complain about how boring a game
2. the game is genuinely more interesting to play than Life is Strange.

In Dustborn's defense, the one thing that elevates it so far above LiS is that there's a lot of scenes. It's relatively impressive, when compared how quickly you will progress from completely different locations.

LiS has very, very similar locations and look and feel to this game, barring the retro-science shit, but it lingers there. Forever. And they aren't that interesting to begin with.
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It also helps that it actually has a combat system and not just button clicking "your choices matter, wait no they don't lol". It switches things up a bit. I am enjoying watching this a lot more than Life is Strange, LIS had a lot less funny moments and a lot more painfully boring shit that got dragged out way too long. Also as ugly as the characters are in Dustborn, they are at least more visually distinct than just "same model but with brown hair and with blue hair".
 
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