Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Fapcop]

How does she manage to even get dressed with a killer migraine? Most people can’t even get out of bed when it’s a bad one, let alone be functional enough to bitch about it on Xitter.

Can’t be that bad then.

Aren’t people with migraines supposed to sit in darkened rooms? And not… You know, try to go for a walk?!

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Aren’t people with migraines supposed to sit in darkened rooms? And not… You know, try to go for a walk?!

There really isn't any "supposed to" because it's a discomfort-causing disease and not one that can (except in the VERY most rare circumstances) escalate into actual damage being done to your body.

And depending on which population survey you look at, anywhere between 15-40% of the adult population suffers migraines or another form of headache disorder (distinguishing from plain incidental tension headaches). Most of those people are not laying in bed like Victorian waifs, they get up and go to work and muddle through the best they can. Victoria is a drama queen, but we don't need to be drama queens too by exaggerating what a "REAL migraine sufferer would REALLY do"

I know a guy who got cluster headaches so bad they put him through the brain cancer and MS workups twice before he was 30. He'd turn off all the lights, put headphones on, guzzle a liter of gatorade and a pint of black coffee, and code. People adapt. (But not Victoria.)

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

Aren’t people with migraines supposed to sit in darkened rooms? And not… You know, try to go for a walk?!

Yes. Dark room, bed and as much sleep as you can get.

I mean, we all know she’s a faker but she can’t even fake a bad migraine. She really needs to up her game and aim for at least semi-believable if she wants that sweet, sweet attention.

 

[Aunt Carol]

munchies whining about how the saline shortage effects THEM the worst bc they need to do infusions bc drinking water by mouth is just tooooooo hard

Can't quote because it's an attachment, but I'm assuming the last one is a pooner, due to the suprapubic catheter. And that she's saying she can't change her catheter because there are no 10mL prefilled flushes, because she goes on to brag she already has 1L bags lying around for her other munching.

Dood, that fluid just goes in the retention balloon; you can put anything in there that won't degrade latex. Water would be fine. And there are plenty of flushes (for now).

 

[Riverfagg1599]

I'm pretty sure turning an MRI machine off and back on is a really complicated process that they don't do unless they have to. It takes a lot of time to get the cooling stuff to be cold enough etc.

Edit: yep I googled it - if you shut it down you have to replace the helium it uses and that can cost thousands of dollars.

https://www.newsweek.com/los-angeles-police-department-lapd-health-clinic-raid-noho-california-1960424

A little off topic but tangentially related this story about some cops rating a place they thought was a grow up but turned out to be like a cancer type clinic, and the officers gun got sucked up into the MRI machine because of the magnetism and they had to shut it down and it cost them those thousands of dollars that you mentioned .

 

[Riverfagg1599]

she’s disgusting in every way she’s fucking from a wealthy family and is begging the public to feed her the government should ship her to India or Africa and see how her bullshit is dealt with

I think the way she's fucking with her sister and trying to indoctrinate her into the victimhood cult is far far worse than any begging . But she is kinda cracked. Not even kinda. Just man. Makes me so upset that these types of people have no much power. Not necessarily her but fuck man. This person, how doesn't anyone tell them to fuck off .

 

[Zemblan Physics]

https://www.newsweek.com/los-angeles-police-department-lapd-health-clinic-raid-noho-california-1960424

A little off topic but tangentially related this story about some cops rating a place they thought was a grow up but turned out to be like a cancer type clinic, and the officers gun got sucked up into the MRI machine because of the magnetism and they had to shut it down and it cost them those thousands of dollars that you mentioned .

Always love it when something reads like a Reno 9-1-1 synopsis. That raid on the killer nudist ranch was pretty funny, too.

 

[Sperghetti]

Browsing her feed (and the 1 billion things she reposts daily) is a good way to find munchies whining about how the saline shortage effects THEM the worst bc they need to do infusions bc drinking water by mouth is just tooooooo hard

I absolutely love how the last one has set her name to "Abandoned by All".

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Browsing her feed (and the 1 billion things she reposts daily) is a good way to find munchies whining about how the saline shortage effects THEM the worst bc they need to do infusions bc drinking water by mouth is just tooooooo hard

"Saffronandsky" is a mom who abandoned her kids to lay in bed all day.



She blames her children for infecting her with covid, which caused her MCAS/POTS/EDS. She has other people care for them now, and her family says it wouldn't be so bad if she just killed herself, they'd understand.



Talking to her husband and kids makes her very ill and she needs time to recover. She performatively cries and "crashes," so her kids can't even speak to her, lest they cause mommy pain and illness.

Her doctor is her favorite person, because he's so understanding about her "PEM" (post-exertional malaise, which she claims is triggered by talking to her kids and causes uncontrollable crying):

Regrets having kids because she wishes her husband would just take care of her full time.

Having someone else change the sheets = days of post-exertional malaise for poor Saffron & Sky.

Everyone is required to mask around her all the time, and none of her children have seen her actual face in years.



The glimpses into her children's lives are absolutely depressing reading.

...Excuse me, be right back, I think I need to go write a gothic horror novel now.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

The glimpses into her children's lives are absolutely depressing reading

I can’t believe what I just read. Those poor children. The flowers broke my heart.

You know, there’s nothing wrong in being overwhelmed by life and there’s nothing wrong with being severely depressed. There are courses of action to take and treatments to be found. What you don’t do, especially as a parent, though, is seeking out a diagnosis that ensures you will never have to make an effort again, and you don’t make demands on everyone around you to cater only to your needs.

What she’s doing is borderline sociopathy cloaked in performative vulnerability. WHY are the adults around her accepting this? She must be pretty darn good at her game.

If I’m feeling charitable I can see that some of these ME/LC ladies actually are genuinely depressed, but instead of getting the correct treatment they got caught up in a community that will make sure they never get better. Some seem genuinely autistic as well, which is even sadder. But this bitch? I’m officially MATI. And MOTI.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

"Abandoned By All,' or skogsfrun13, is obviously a piece of work.

But at least this is her last tweet, so maybe the universe does ok after all.

Abandoned by all...except us. We noticed you're gone!

I can tell "aetherochemist," who posts all fucking day long, dozens of tweets per day but has a new/previously nuked account that only started up a couple months ago, is going to be deep cringe. Anaphylaxis from green tea is my favorite new anaphylaxis.

Spoonfulofhan is very fun. And a "content creator." Excellent traditional cow material.

Like many of these, she has an enabler husband whose family thinks this is madness.


Oh yes, the husband also has a Twitter, which he uses to ebeg and talk about how narcissistic abuse isn't real and narcissists are just trauma victims.

Except...surprise! The husband this time is a lil pooner!

She has seizures she claims are epileptic but they came on in concert with her POTS, ME, and long covid, so you be the judge.




BPD (both kinds, thank you very much), OCD, ARFID,

Her IG is a neverending source of full spectrum munching.

 

[Fapcop]

...Excuse me, be right back, I think I need to go write a gothic horror novel now.

Does anyone remember people in their 30ies suddenly falling THIS ill before the age of social media?

Because I’m pretty sure it would have garnered a headline somewhere.

Her IG is a neverending source of full spectrum munching

Oh dang! I have to use that one if I’m ever stuck in a boring or uncomfortable conversation. “I’m sorry, I had a seizure, I don’t know what you said and I need to go!”

 

[prolific_mango]

And this was just a random selection. All of her followers/friends whatever are insane. Anyone follow the whole “where is Kendra” thing off her twitter? A few weeks ago this mecfs chick (kendra, surviving cfs) went voluntarily inpatient and people on twitter went INSANE claiming she was “missing, last seen willingly entering an ambulance where she lives” and calling every hospital they could think of who OF COURSE couldn’t confirm she was there to fucking twitter strangers.

Unfortunately I don’t have a lot of screenshots from back then but I can dig. But she had been living in an rv on a couples land, and when Kendra went inpatient the woman in the couple was clearly having a psychotic break and I think being abusive to her husband. She posted a video of police doing a wellness check on her. Her entire twitter was incoherent and she had a history of SMI. and people were saying she was like, codedly tweeting about murdering kendra.

this is the guy, he was being reasonable and normal and being harassed hardcore but hes on private now.

crazy lady is crazy
The couple are white and everyone was accusing them of using kendra as a house slave and murdering her. on the now-private guys twitter he posted an exchange where she was offering to help out because she was living there free; she suggested helping with cleaning around the house and he accepted. people interpreted that as him manipulating her into being the house slave. I am not exaggerating the histrionics here. One person was particularly aggressive and insane, lizofhearts.

Eventually, Kendra gets out, moves into a nursing home, and finds out the aforementioned most aggressive and insane person fundraised 1600$ to drive to rescue her and then just pocketed the money.

Generally Kendra, the one who went “missing” seems not too bad but she’s furious at the boyfriend for trying to take care of the rats she stupidly adopted weeks before she went inpatient. She just got scammed out of 500 by someone who was gonna supposedly adopt them…so she is likely stupid at minimum. Deleted tweets are the shawn guy calmly explaining to her that setting rats free in her rv was a little unwise, and that they did not have "an endless supply of food and water" because he was putting out treat type food to try to lure them out and, obviously, the water got gross and he had to replace it.

Liz seems like an unrepentant bitch.

Last one is the reality of the saline shortage from one of the best hospitals in the country.

sorry for messiness on this, i am new to posting here and trying to organize the image dump

 

[Zemblan Physics]

I have to use that one if I’m ever stuck in a boring or uncomfortable conversation. “I’m sorry, I had a seizure, I don’t know what you said and I need to go!”

Side note, but I saw this chick in the DID Reddit who bombed a job interview and blamed one of her alters. I’m gonna try that one, I think.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Her doctor is her favorite person, because he's so understanding about her "PEM" (post-exertional malaise, which she claims is triggered by talking to her kids and causes uncontrollable crying):

Do we have a name on this doc? I have a bet to make about his demographic stats. I wanna see if my theory pans out again.

aetherochemist

I scrolled through its media hoping to see some of these "aristocratic outfits" but no luck.

Does anyone remember people in their 30ies suddenly falling THIS ill before the age of social media?

This stuff has been around forever. First thing that comes to mind reading these are some of Freud's case studies. There was an "epidemic" of CFS among the yuppies of the 80s. The more advanced nuts among them graduated to Morgellon's- Joni Mitchell was among them, I believe. This type of disease was around throughout recorded history. There have been a lot of different attributions attempted, but none of those seem to stick, and usually wind up boiling down to the theology or philosophy of the era.

We could theorize about why the type of people who are ALWAYS the one and only type of people to come down with it, are the way they are, but I think that would piss off a lot of the demographic of this subsection of the board too much.

 

[and I must scream]

"Saffronandsky" is a mom who abandoned her kids to lay in bed all day.

I'm so tired of all these munchies demanding we all mask all the time because they are immunocompromised or whatever. There were just as many immunocompromised people before COVID as there are now, and just as many viral diseases that could be dangerous for them, yet nobody even dreamt of forcing all the people around them to put on masks. If they managed, so could you. Stop pestering people about it.

This woman is even more entitled than most, though, since not only she demands everyone in her vicinity wear mask, but her kids' basically whole school should wear masks too. How much more entitled and insane can you be? I bet that even if it was done, she would still not see her children because she "doesn't want to risk it", anyway.

"I can't eat, I can't listen to audiobooks" you sure can type infinity amount of long paragraphs of text, though. Coherent, too. Which demands you either sit and type it on a keyboard, or hold your smartphone and type it on a virtual keyboard, and to be able to concentrate well enough to write all of that. Either way some type of exertion is involved. If you can do that, I bet there are many other things you can do.

I have this little hope in my heart that she made the kids up so she could play even further the poor little victim role... but they probably do exist. Poor kids. Poor husband, too. Her whole family basically.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

We could theorize about why the type of people who are ALWAYS the one and only type of people to come down with it, are the way they are, but I think that would piss off a lot of the demographic of this subsection of the board too much.

It pains me to say this, but women are more susceptible to social contagion. And I think of ME/LC (and pooning out) as culture-bound syndromes that spread through social contagion.

Before the internet clusters of culture-bound syndromes were generally confined to specific geographical areas or social strata and were usually self limiting. What we’re seeing now are the same old cultural illnesses, but on a larger scale, and it isn’t self limiting. It’s looking pretty bleak tbh.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

It pains me to say this, but women are more susceptible to social contagion. And I think of ME/LC (and pooning out) as culture-bound syndromes that spread through social contagion.

Before the internet clusters of culture-bound syndromes were generally confined to specific geographical areas or social strata and were usually self limiting. What we’re seeing now are the same old cultural illnesses, but on a larger scale, and it isn’t self limiting. It’s looking pretty bleak tbh.

I know the feminist handwave for this is that women are somatizing the stress of living under muh patriarchal society. In which case you would think this would have reached its apex about 500 years ago, and been on a rapid decline into total irrelevance over the last 100 since suffrage. And yet...not even close. It's as bad as it ever was, maybe even worse since Woodstock and the second wave.

Huh.

 

[the inconfident]

Of course this fucker plays Final Fantasy, it's where all the sick in the head people gather online.

How does one cure a Munchie? I started thinking about it with the mom one that is always in bed and doesn't want to see her kids.
Maybe isolating them from social media and these munchie circlejerking sessions?
Look at Victoria - from beautiful young lady with a bright future to biscuit face pooner with all the diseases documented on Earth...
There has to be something that can be done that is not indulging in these fantasies of being sick...

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

It pains me to say this, but women are more susceptible to social contagion. And I think of ME/LC (and pooning out) as culture-bound syndromes that spread through social contagion.

Before the internet clusters of culture-bound syndromes were generally confined to specific geographical areas or social strata and were usually self limiting. What we’re seeing now are the same old cultural illnesses, but on a larger scale, and it isn’t self limiting. It’s looking pretty bleak tbh.

I blame the welfare state. Women only enter these states of learned helplessness when they have someone to take care of them. Some are able to snag a husband, universally making sure he's good and trapped, preferably with a kid, before they decide to take to their beds forever. Those types have always existed to some extent. But the Victorias, who have no patron, can only exist in a place with dem programs making sure that they can be permanently tired.

You know, I'm going to edit this to add another reason.

The women who do this, nearly universally, husband or not, came from girls who were not expected to contribute to household operations.

Instead, they were told to focus on artistic or expressive pursuits, and not dirty their hands with the dishes or the mopping or the laundry. Keep your eyes on your gymnastics, your ballet, your violin, your engineering projects. Whatever it was.

Having everything else taken off your plate so you can engage with the activities you're passionate about...indulgent parents love to do this, as do the ones who love to keep up with the Joneses, because these kids inevitably do go further than they otherwise would have in their extracurricular interests.

And then they become failures to thrive, because every young adult (even those who become ballerinas and concert violinists and engineers) needs to spend a huge amount of life doing boring maintenance tasks, managing their own schedule, and so on.

So many of the ME/CFS crowd are people who, for decades, always had the sensation of growth and development in their areas of passion, and then a year or two of attempting to grow up, followed by collapse. Once the maintenance tasks of life are no longer novel, interesting "I'm adulting, ha ha!" accomplishments, they can't maintain interest. They were never taught that you have duties to your household, to other people. They were told their only duty was to their own nascent potential.