Kiwi Dominions 6 Community - TW:WH3 but for actual autists

[Ensi]

Greatsword of Sharpness

dude, I totally forgot about that

 

[Ah ha']

If we are doing EA I haven't decided between C'tis and Caelum.

Also GoS I would had gone for if I wasnt getting mogged right away.

 

[OG Cryptid]

f I wasnt getting mogged right away.

If I didn't see you buy the elephants it would have been double mogging. But hey at least I got to terrify a bunch of apes for a while.

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

As the olds gothic ppl learned so painfully in Pantokrator Realmz's Middle Ages, free flow(lik blood) of infrmation is the only safeguard against the prepz n flamerz. The once-chained ppls whose parents at last lose their grip on information flow (like blooD!) will soon burst with freedom and vitaelity, but the free skull gradiently constructing its grip on public 4ums has begun its rapid slide into being supr lame. Beware of he who would deny you axes to information, for in his heart he deems himself 2 be ur dad.

Spoiler: Graphs

Provinces:

Forts:

Income:

Gems!

Blood Income:

Research:

Dominion:

Army Size:

Pretty close spread,
"Wait a minute you filthy bloodsucker," you say, "isn't something missing?"
No, I'm turning this into a fun activity, find your favorite dark blue crayon and add the missing lines!

 

[Ah ha']

Spoiler: Homosexual Content now with more Crayon

Forts

Income

Gems

Blood Income

Research

Dominion

Armys

Maybe you don't have the most provinces anymore but you've controlled more total land than any player the entire game. And have remained undisturbed the longest.

Will be neat to see at the end of the game how close I was.

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

Will be neat to see at the end of the game how close I was.

If you can figure out the trick you can get very close to my exact graphs, save for blood slaves and gems since those fluctuate a lot even when I'm only playing the site search gacha.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

I'll lock in as Rus for CWC5. I'll probably get a server setup and player list tomorrow or the next day here.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

Player List for CWC5 (so far)
Era: EA

Player	Nation
Lowly Pheasent	Rus
Ensi
OG Cryptid	Kailasa
Ah Ha

This game will NOT be a blitz so I'm open to having a larger group this time round.

If another player wants Rus feel free to tell me I can draft up another Nat then.

 

[Ensi]

Player List for CWC5 (so far)
Era: EA

count me in as tira niggers

 

[Mister Uno]

Player List for CWC5 (so far)
Era: EA

Player	Nation
Lowly Pheasent	Rus
Ensi
OG Cryptid	Kailasa
Ah Ha

This game will NOT be a blitz so I'm open to having a larger group this time round.

If another player wants Rus feel free to tell me I can draft up another Nat then.

I'll join then as Sauromatia.

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

I'll post some battles soon once I see the results of THIS and THAT next turn.

 

[Kane Lives]

Requesting a 24-48 hours extension for this turn, will be travelling today and tomorrow, so likely won't get to it till late.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

Requesting a 24-48 hours extension for this turn, will be travelling today and tomorrow, so likely won't get to it till late.

Added 48 to the clock, travel safe.

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

New Turn!

Alright might as well share some screenshots.

Epic Battles of History

Spoiler: U.N. Intervention into Patala

The doomed charge of the heavy brigade into the Ulmwarts Neighbors Peacekeepers.

Discounting all the stuff that resulted in Patala being easy prey for his neighbors and facing overwhelming odds when they attacked, having Elephants act as your frontline against non-indie troops is a big noob trap; Elephants SUCK against organized ranks of decent troops. Buff them up and set them farther back so they hit the enemy at the same time as your infantry do. Body Etheral does halve their damage from what I've heard, but half damage is better than minimal damage to the enemy and lots of damage to your own units when the elephants inevitably rout..

Spoiler: Pangaea vs. Vamps

Oh no another friendly bump! Wait...

those are POSER vamps, not True Goffik Vamps.
(it was Pangaea failing against indie vamps, got too cocky after taking the ones on the Throne of Bones)

Shameful battles of History:
That one where I tried to Enslave some heroes and set everyone to the hotkey for communion master instead of communions slave. (Wait, does enlaving make you lose the items? maybe not so shameful then...)



Epic Battles of the Now:

Spoiler: Goblinz vs. The Faustian Man

Starving Goblins and Jotuns use a disappointing amount of gems, Marignon casts a ton of stuff in return, including Heat from hell which doesn't prevent the Giggers from casting Barkskin.

They start routing piece by piece before they even suffer serious casualties. On the strategic layer, they just happened to be completely surrounded on the map.

The casualties on Mari's side were about as high as the casualties he took storming the final Dog Fort.
I was actually kinda worried about the dogs' getting control over the thrones and the surrounding lands but then he chain-stalls into going AI.

Spoiler: Chinamen vs. Goffs

Who would win in a fight, 300 Mongols and 79 shanghai'd local defenders...

...or. Dio from Jojo and his Stand. Draco Malfoy and The Goffik Golem plus two groupies?

The guy who brought more mages won, which was Ulmwarts.
This pattern repeated itself a couple more times, except for the one where 3 mages went to reinforce the province where a golem was, they still lost but only lost because they counted as the attackers, they actually had cast enough stuff to hold the golem until the timer makes it disintegrate.

IT'S ALMOST TURN 50 NIGGA, BRING SOME FUCKING MAGES.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

Player List for CWC5 (so far)
Era: EA

Player	Nation
Lowly Pheasent	Rus
Ensi	Tir Na Nog
OG Cryptid	Kailasa
Ah Ha	TBD
Uno	Sauromatia

This game will NOT be a blitz so I'm open to having a larger group this time round.

Hoping to pick up one more at least for the game if possible.

@Justsomecicada Want in this game?

 

[Mister Uno]

@Agent of Z.O.G.
Friend playing the chinks says you're lookin like a bit of a snack. Hope you're ready

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

@Agent of Z.O.G.
Friend playing the chinks says you're lookin like a bit of a snack. Hope you're ready

Well that might explain why he hasn't tried to get at me by going North.
But you can scroll up and see what's happening. Hope he got his shit together, we're going in.

 

[Mister Uno]

But you can scroll up and see what's happening. Hope he got his shit together, we're going in.

Oh I am aware, but you did throw him off. Just expect to get epicly pwnd XD

 

[Kane Lives]

The vamp fight was funny because I debated waiting one more turn to bring up more hoplites, before going "fuck it". But also I need more ways to kill vamps reliably.

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

The vamp fight was funny because I debated waiting one more turn to bring up more hoplites, before going "fuck it". But also I need more ways to kill vamps reliably.

Pajama vamps will wreck basic troops but Minotaurs can get through their 25 invuln with their axes and tramples as long as there's enough to not get sucked dry.
No comment on fighting Harry "Vampire" Potter or Count Chocula.