Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

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Some of you may have seen the "SNAP challenge," a fad that comes back once in a while. The idea is to limit your food spending to strictly the amount that you would get if you were dependent on SNAP and then to blog about your empathy for the poor. I've long been baffled by this.

The "S" in SNAP stands for "supplemental," it's supposed to cover the shortfall in your budget so that no more than 30% of your income goes to food. This is an old-fashioned line from when food was more expensive and housing less; I think few people have trouble spending less than 30%. Viewed differently, the maximum monthly allotment (what you would get with no or very low income) is $292 for a household of one, but that's a pretty generous amount as well. So where's the challenge?

The one tragedy is that you can't go to a restaurant or buy booze with it.
 
This is an old-fashioned line from when food was more expensive
I haven't been alive forever but I've never seen food as expensive as it is now.

Back to black people, does anyone remember the video Null shared from a Walmart where they announced that the EBT system was down and a bunch of black people were going crazy?
 
are there any famous or successful black chefs?
Big Moe Cason comes to mind, he's a BBQ guy. I don't know if that counts as a successful chef, but he has his own line of sauces and stuff that get sold in stores around the southern US.

Ainsley Harriott?
give your meat a nice rub
 
The challenge is being able to plan and follow a budget. A monthly budget of $292 is easily enough for one person, but it's also incredibly easy to waste on impulse buys if you aren't thinking.
Whenever I see black people using EBT they're buying expensive salmon fillets and steaks, like $30 steaks.

I also saw a foreigner buy two mountain dews on EBT. I didn't even know that was possible.

For what it's worth, I've never seen a black person buy uncooked rice.
 
The idea is to limit your food spending to strictly the amount that you would get if you were dependent on SNAP and then to blog about your empathy for the poor.
Unless you're an absolute idiot (or live in some burned out shithole with nothing but convenience stores and liquor stores with bulletproof glass and a drawer to exchange money for goods) this is a SNAP. I've spent less than that often for months at a time, not even from being broke, just from being cheap and always buying bulk staple items.

You can even afford the occasional luxury item every couple weeks if you otherwise budget it.
For what it's worth, I've never seen a black person buy uncooked rice.
As obnoxious as the groid in this video was, she did indeed order a large bag of basmati rice. The strategic choice to buy all at once with the entire month's SNAP (and do it at Costco) is actually sound planning, and aside from a few questionable choices, the bulk of the purchases were large quantity cheaply priced staple items.

The fact is people can easily become fat as fuck on SNAP if they do dumb shit like buy nothing but Hohos and Mountain Dew and the like, which many do. This is why we have so many poorfats. I defy anyone to find someone who starved to death with food stamps/SNAP/whatever.
 
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I also saw a foreigner buy two mountain dews on EBT. I didn't even know that was possible.
The SNAP program (which is commonly referred to as "EBT" even though that's a very generalized term that merely includes food stamps as part of it) is extremely flawed. When I was just out of college 20 years ago one of the two roommates I split an apartment with applied for food stamp benefits. He received them and the first time he went to use them he picked up what most people would consider "the essentials" like bread, milk, some stuff to make sandwiches with, rice, etc. But he also had one bag of jelly beans. I remember he told me he got a couple of dollars out of his wallet because he assumed the EBT card would not cover something unnecessary like candy because it's junk food with no nutritional value. He was shocked to find out that the EBT card did indeed cover it.

That's why if you ever buy stuff at a gas station in a low income neighborhood there's a fair chance you'll see some brown or mystery meat kids using their parents' EBT card to buy shit like Takis and Monsters.

WIC, which is a program for expectant and new mothers, actually does have restrictions on what you can and cannot buy. I remember growing up and seeing the neon pink tags next to things at the grocery store that just said "WIC" and I asked my parents what it meant. It was only ever on things like milk, eggs, and actual food that had some modicum of nutritional value. I feel like whatever the WIC program was should've been the standard. If you want to buy goyslop shit like Oreos and Twinkies fine, but it's coming out of your own pocket and the EBT card will only pay for your Cheerios and milk. Also you can get standard ground beef but you sure as shit aren't buying angus steaks and salmon cuts with it.
 
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This woman would give Pete Greene a heart attack if he was alive today.

Viewed differently, the maximum monthly allotment (what you would get with no or very low income) is $292 for a household of one
Absolutely retarded. Even in the era of bidenflation I spend about $150-200 a month on food as a single person.
 
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That's why if you ever buy stuff at a gas station in a low income neighborhood there's a fair chance you'll see some brown or mystery meat kids using their parents' EBT card to buy shit like Takis and Monsters.
I always assumed the bodega sandwiches of NYC were almost completely EBT operations. The chopped cheese and all of that nonsense.

Like if you look at "Chef Ock," who makes sandwiches, "the Ocky way," you notice that the people never care about the price. Even when he says, "don't forget the bev," and they always accept it, like every poor person wants a $3 bottle of juice.

 
I always assumed the bodega sandwiches of NYC were almost completely EBT operations. The chopped cheese and all of that nonsense.

Like if you look at "Chef Ock," who makes sandwiches, "the Ocky way," you notice that the people never care about the price. Even when he says, "don't forget the bev," and they always accept it, like every poor person wants a $3 bottle of juice.

i don't often refer things to "slop" because it seems like every Based™ person on the internet calls everything that, but the sandwich in that video is absolutely slop. Absolute mutt feed that should only seem like a good idea if you're super high (in other words: cognitively impaired) where most abominations can be palatable.
 
i think the thought experiment of asking racists what it'd be like if they woke up black tomorrow, if they'd suddenly stop being racist or if they'd maintain their beliefs, is an interesting one
because it would only stump the stupid racist who's truly racist for completely superficial reasons, the image of a guy who truly hates others purely for the color of their skin and nothing else

but with most racists who are racist for reasons more concrete, because they believe in bigger racial differences like intellect or merit, wouldn't it simply validate them?
"see, my skin is black, yet i'm still internally myself, a white man, with all the intelligence and good character of a white man. truly our differences are *not* merely skin deep"
Johnny Rebel was ahead of his time.
 
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