DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
#lurker said:
His managing of channels and streams defies all logic.
His alternate channels (React and Throwback) on YouTube should never have been used to stream. He should have only used his main channel to stream and then dumped the archive videos on the relevant channels.
And now this problem intrudes on his multi-stream setup, where he is ending his Kick stream only to start it again 15 minutes later because he is still changing channels to stream on YouTube.

It's just a fucking mess. Do you know any other streamers that stop and start their streams this much?
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The vast majority of streamers who also make Youtube content at least edit their Youtube content and have a backup channel for vlogs that gets uploaded eventually.

Phil literally does this in the laziest way, where you have to be subjected to random callouts and other bullshit to watch a playthrough, if for some ungodly reason you're watching a DSP playthrough. Not to mention you have to watch them in 1 hour intervals.
 
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johnkimble123 said:
The vast majority of streamers who also make Youtube content at least edit their Youtube content and have a backup channel for vlogs that gets uploaded eventually.

Phil literally does this in the laziest way, where you have to be subjected to random callouts and other bullshit to watch a playthrough, if for some ungodly reason you're watching a DSP playthrough. Not to mention you have to watch them in 1 hour intervals.
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If he edited out all the non-gameplay moments of his streams they'd only be 20 minutes *sigh*
 
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DSP fans: You scammed us, Phil.
DSP: *banworld*
PPP: Phil scammed us.
DSP: LMAO oh you guys! I love PPP!

Phil has literally become this (google Looney Tunes Spike and Chester, if you don't know):
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I’ll say it: I’m surprised, shocked even, that he scammed the dents on the Krabby Kollab. I know he’s a petty and lazy bitch, but this was such a tiny thing to make happen. It defies reason that he would blow it off and then turn around and eat some other meme food. It’s a control thing, right? He thinks he’s past eating rewards and shit like that, so he pulls this shit?
Pargon said:
Is there even any doubt anymore that streaming is at this point just a giant money laundering scheme? Retards passing change between themselves occasionally receiving a few extra coins from some degenerate Slavic oligarch
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I agree. I also think a large portion of TV production from say 2109-2023 (maybe still happening) was money laundering. If it’s stopped, it’s because the platforms/streamers can’t justify an ongoing content glut with any fundamentals of their business. It’s too clear that shit like Audience and other obscure outlets weren’t viable.
 
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Balr0g said:
There is one way more sad: when he ordered 3 Dominio pizza's (there was a deal at domino at that point to get 3 Pizzas for a specific price) and he pointed the camera at himself where he ate slices of each pizza

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That table is really nice and would have complimented his streaming set up quite nicely in todays age. Just saying.

I think right now since he last updated his whole room is he got a new fan and he plopped it on top of his empty xbox box because it was short.
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*amazon shows a different price

But now he's still too hot.

King of Hateful Slurs said:
RTU takes his shirt off on stream and Phil wants him decapitated live on camera
PPP almost takes off his shirt and Phil is bricked up loving it
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This whole segment done my head in with the amount of word salad and cope. Fuckin juvenile behavior type of playground rules "actually it was a hologram the whole time"
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
"the whole krabby patty burger was a scam" *phil buys a regular whopper with a purple bun*
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I mean the thing is it wouldn't even be a big deal if phil didn't add a meaningless lie into the situation for no reason. All he had to say was the krabby patty didn't look very interesting so he's doing the burger king thing instead. Literally no one would care. The retarded thing was trying to lie and say the krabby patty wasn't available in his area when it's such an easy thing to investigate and see phil is lying.

Again it's such a stupid, pointless lie that shows phil just doesn't seem to care about his credibility whatsoever.
 
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Son of Big Boss said:
Which is stupid because... 80% of the audience between the two is the same.
It's just the dents dual boxing YouTube and Kick at the same time.
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It does make me laugh how he talks to his audience, even back when he'd change channels, as if its different people every time. We all see the same retards in your chat day in & day out.
 
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Coke Zero said:
I mean the thing is it wouldn't even be a big deal if phil didn't add a meaningless lie into the situation for no reason. All he had to say was the krabby patty didn't look very interesting so he's doing the burger king thing instead. Literally no one would care. The retarded thing was trying to lie and say the krabby patty wasn't available in his area when it's such an easy thing to investigate and see phil is lying.

Again it's such a stupid, pointless lie that shows phil just doesn't seem to care about his credibility whatsoever.
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Let's back that ass up a bit here.
Meeting a tips goal 13 times in a row to eat a burger is absurd in the first place. Sure yeah go right ahead.

But this isn't any burger. It's the Spongebob burger. Just silly little fun.

Okay cool. But you get to hear this fucker 100 begs at a time talking about CMON GUYS LETS HIT THE GOAL AND WE WILL EAT THE KRABBY PATTY WOOOOOOO lets NOT GIVE UP NOW LETS KEEP GOING. Another absurd fucking layer to it.

Alright here comes the time to eat it. Then you add what you mention and it's like, dude, come on. Maybe they wanted to hit the goal for the faggot mid burger in the first place? This wouldn't be the first time you ate shitty versions of food anyway just to have it. This Trolls mad that I scammed you all is just too much to wrap my slow brain around according to him. It was all just a big joke guys. Haha trolls are mad that I scammed you all can you believe this? They are so fuckin...*slow*...that they called the area's around me that showed that I indeed LIED again about something so stupid! THAT'S FUCKIN CRAZY HUH?'

He just, sucks ass. If it was all a master plan, why the fuck did these two retards dress up as spongebob characters the same day, while also trying the same burger, Phil? Was the plan that you were going to do a little ol switcheroo on anyone because you got more out of a typical whopper meal because you wanted that in the first place?

Like yeah the principle here is what matters and if anyone should be mad is the fuckin retards who tried to hold him to his word and got fucked out of $2k. Stupid niggers I tell ya.
 
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
RTU takes his shirt off on stream and Phil wants him decapitated live on camera
PPP almost takes off his shirt and Phil is bricked up loving it
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I feel vindicated by saying all Phil wanted is a friend in the world, like a retarded Gilgamesh. I think John Rambo is legit the one person in the world Phil truly ever loved, both platonically and romantically, even if he ended up driving him away.

While I don't think PPP did the Krabby Patty thing to shit on Phil (but on detractors who made a big deal out of it) I think it's obvious he IS making fun of Phil regardless. Phil acting like they planned this together and they're best buddies is just too embarrassing. It's becoming too much, like part of me wants to feel bad for Phil. That clip of Phil moving his camera to make it look like he's on Kino Casino shitting on Rich is probably the only time I legit couldn't keep watching and even had that occasional second-hand embarrassment feeling during the day.

I'm calling it now. Phil will be more devastated when Ashton starts ignoring him (and starts messaging Andy non-stop) than whenever he announces Kat had a heart attack or fatly fell down the stairs.
 
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Gramh said:
He's really willing to part ways with his "core audience" for some new support that is more tenuous than his previous support. His parents probably had to keep matches away from him or he'd burn the house down because they told him the fire would hurt his fingers.
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It's Phil. Whatever he does will work out. Watch him make millions as a gacha streamer.
 
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