Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

He doesn't actually like his wife and kids so he's not offended when wannabe morning zoo hosts on the internet insult them.

And he's such a narcissistic loser idiot he doesn't realize if you dis your family, you dis yourself.

 

[Pedophobe]

So I am not out of the loop (I don't think), but is the current prevailing thinking that someone (his lawyer or someone else) is stopping Nick from streaming? Because up until that hearing he lost (denied denied denied) he sure was singing a different tune online etc. Now suddenly he is awol except for these random tweets to nobodies.

No it's the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil. He's not allowed to stream without our permission but he can still superchat other streamers and reply to xeets for now.

 

[genericwhitemale]

As we're near the middle of spooky season, I've recently watched ParaNorman with the keedz. It's made by Laika, the same studio behind Coraline. If you're not allergic to Stop-Motion flicks, check them out, both are essentially perfect Halloween movies for adults, children, and redditors. Anyway.

There is a scene where some random guy is despateraty trying to get the last packet of Doritos from a vending machine while the town is alledly getting swarmed by zombies.
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I'm a face-blind retard, but this guy looks rather familiar.
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I'm ready to get your puzzle pieces.

"'Ave you seen that, Nick? You should see it, coz there's this thing in it... it's got a big nose, it was red... I'm not slagging you off, Nick. If you get it out on DVD tonight, you'll know I'm not 'avin a go at you. It could be your brother."

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Have you done a deep dive on Nick’s church? Very interesting indeed. They claim to be small c catholic. They oppose what they call “empty rituals” and denounce them but steal a bunch of stuff from the Mother Church. And they’re “new” and “next gen”.

https://covchurch.org/who-we-are/beliefs/

Isn't that the basics behind many Protestant sects?

The fact that Nick thought he could earn a chemical engineering degree is making me laugh so hard my eyes are wet.

He's already made crack, so he's on the fast track

 

[Watching Rekieta]

But meanwhile if you straight up ask the stupid faggot what he actually wants, he refuses to answer.

He doesn't want anything. Tell him where he said he wanted something. He was just telling you something about the work. He didn't want anything.

I can see Nick requesting that they only send workers named Sean so he can always relive the same struggle session.

 

[datura_binge]

Have you done a deep dive on Nick’s church? Very interesting indeed. They claim to be small c catholic. They oppose what they call “empty rituals” and denounce them but steal a bunch of stuff from the Mother Church. And they’re “new” and “next gen”.

https://covchurch.org/who-we-are/beliefs/

Pretty sure "small c catholic" is the Episcopalians. They basically copy paste literally everything from the Catholics except for one or two things, the pope being one of them. I remember attending some services when trying to understand what all the christian denominations were about (I never really figured it out...ultimately since Catholics are oldest they are the only one that makes any real sense to me -- all the others seemed like they had beef with having to be accountable so they bailed) and it was basically exactly like Catholic Church except they changed a couple words around and dropped some of that ritualistic stuff (IIRC communion was optional, nobody was genuflecting, etc).

Isn't that the basics behind many Protestant sects?



He's already made crack, so he's on the fast track

Protestants (I believe) took things to a more harsh left turn away from the Catholic Church. Some of them might be close, the Episcopals and Anglicans I believe are closest, the others aren't really similar at all in my experience, in practice anyway. Most protestant churches have a very laissez faire type of attitude.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Pretty sure "small c catholic" is the Episcopalians. They basically copy paste literally everything from the Catholics except for one or two things, the pope being one of them. I remember attending some services when trying to understand what all the christian denominations were about (I never really figured it out...ultimately since Catholics are oldest they are the only one that makes any real sense to me -- all the others seemed like they had beef with having to be accountable so they bailed) and it was basically exactly like Catholic Church except they changed a couple words around and dropped some of that ritualistic stuff (IIRC communion was optional, nobody was genuflecting, etc).

On a spectrum from the bigger mainline Protestant sects most to least stylistically like the Catholic Church: Anglican/Episcopalian, Lutheran, Presbyterian, Methodist, Baptist.

But "small-c" "catholic (as used in the Nicene Creed*, which in the EC is slightly different to the RCC version) means universal, or all-encompassing. It's not used in the sense of "the Catholic Church" or to mean we're like the RCC.

*"We believe in one holy catholic and apostolic Church."

There are fundamental differences between the Roman Catholic Church and the Episcopal Church in matters of faith and fundamental orientation to God, including the role of faith vs works; whether an appointed person must be an intercessor between laypeople and God (and the concept of "a personal relationship with Jesus Christ"); the importance and role of Jesus (and Mary, and saints); confession and who is required for absolution; whether a specific brand of Christian/ trinitarian faith is required for communion (Catholics do not, generally, permit non-Catholics (and theoretically, any unconfessed Catholic) to take communion, whereas the EC welcomes all baptized Christians to the table, and anyone may receive a blessing); and many other things.

It's not a lack or misunderstanding of aCcOuNtAbIlItY (which is quickly becoming has rapidly become the most overused word of 2024, and not in a good way). It's a critically (though not wholly) different orientation to God.

 

[SiggerNlayer]

As we're near the middle of spooky season, I've recently watched ParaNorman with the keedz. It's made by Laika, the same studio behind Coraline. If you're not allergic to Stop-Motion flicks, check them out, both are essentially perfect Halloween movies for adults, children, and redditors. Anyway.

There is a scene where some random guy is despateraty trying to get the last packet of Doritos from a vending machine while the town is allegedly getting swarmed by zombies.
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I'm a face-blind retard, but this guy looks rather familiar.
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I'm ready to get your puzzle pieces.

Naw that looks reasonably Nick-esque

 

[Gorton Colu]

It's not a lack or misunderstanding of aCcOuNtAbIlItY (which is quickly becoming has rapidly become the most overused word of 2024, and not in a good way). It's a critically (though not wholly) different orientation to God.

In all fairness, many protestants (#notall protestants) literally do not believe in faith with works. Sola fide is often as much an empty gesture as is empty ritualism.

Nick cannot even claim faith nor works.

 

[thebigdream]

But meanwhile if you straight up ask the stupid faggot what he actually wants, he refuses to answer.

He'd build it himself but he's just so busy driving his keedz around

 

[Owlbear]

I would like to propose an alternate theory for Nick's silence. This is the month of October. All good cucks know it as "Locktober," when they shove their dicks in chastity cages for an entire month and start taking orders from their mistresses as they get increasingly desperate for release. If Nick streams, he might get whipped or he might have his dick shoved in that cage for longer. Not that he needs it, since it doesn't work and he has to use a balldo anyway. So, it's actually Nick's secret mistress (aka maybe April?) who is telling him not to orgasm stream.

Perhaps, though, the KKK is Nick's mistress and this all makes sense.

 

[datura_binge]

aCcOuNtAbIlItY

I don't disagree with what you said, just offering my perspective. I said what I did about accountability because if you look at when sects split off, it's literally very often a direct result of one of more people just suddenly deciding they don't want to bear responsibility for their actions anymore. At least that's what it seems like to me.

Either way, Nick isn't a Christian. You aren't a Christian if you are using it for personal gain imo. He's just a piece of shit.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Nick has two paths, given his silence i think he's choosing the path of "become a fake born again Christian and spam 'christ is king' on social media after pleading."

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick has two paths, given his silence i think he's choosing the path of "become a fake born again Christian and spam 'christ is king' on social media after pleading."

Also known as the Jack Murphy/Ethan Ralph strategy.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick has two paths, given his silence i think he's choosing the path of "become a fake born again Christian and spam 'christ is king' on social media after pleading."

Oh I totally agree.

The big hint is claiming he went to "rehab" when in September (before he was DENIED, DENIED, and DENIED) he made a point of insisting it wasn't rehab, it was "recovery", and he didn't need it because he could stop at any time.

My guess: he's not going to stream until after he's finally admitted he's guilty, and then point to the admission of guilt as taking accountability and insist the matter is closed.

Based on the address change, I also think his parents have taken steps to wrangle him after he lost at the omnibus stage. If he wasn't wrangled, I would expect him to fight it all the way, but I think he has indeed been wrangled.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

In all fairness, many protestants (#notall protestants) literally do not believe in faith with works.

What do you mean? I was alluding to the fact that Catholicism tends to fall more to the "works" side in terms of how to be in grace (thus the adherence to physical indicators of being a "good Catholic" such as often intensely regular church attendance, weekly (or more) communion, confession to a priest, and on...some criticize this as checkbox and distant from the point), whereas on the Protestant end, and the farther out you go, you'll find a harder lean into "that's between me & Jesus," occasional at most communion, no concept of absolution coming from the priest (pastor) nor having to clear up your QC fails before being able to take communion, and on...some criticize this as too subjective and lacking sufficient structure/ oversight from other humans closer to God.

Sola fide is often as much an empty gesture as is empty ritualism.

Oh, lol, I should've read just the tiniest bit farther. Sorry!

Got tripped up by "do not believe in faith with works.". I would say that that phrasing is not accurate. It's more about what is essential and not requiring a structure or human hierarchy to be with or talk to God, not that Prots reject doing good works or that doing good works is not important. But it won't save your soul (not that plenty of Prots (both old school/mainline and the watery nondenominationals or fanatic evangelicals) don't have loads of opportunists and hypocrisy in their ranks - they do. The Caths have had a bigger, institutionalized version that has harmed more people over the millennia, but they do not have a lock on it - no human-run institution that links fealty to the (large or small) organization to one's standing with God is immune. ...and actually, I don't even need to include anything after "institution" and before "is immune" for the statement to be broadly accurate.

And no, I'm not anti- any of it, but human nature is fallible.

Nick cannot even claim faith nor works.

He's certainly been performative about both, though.

I said what I did about accountability because if you look at when sects split off, it's literally very often a direct result of one of more people just suddenly deciding they don't want to bear responsibility for their actions anymore. At least that's what it seems like to me.

I think that there can be a variety of ways to experience faith or practice it. And though I understand the political history of and kingly opportunism involved in the birth of the formally designated CofE, and that the top-of-the-house motivations were personal, that occurred at a time when there were other, less specifically or selfishly motivated Reformation movements occurring as well - much of which dates back to Renaissance humanists. I'll leave off before I get into esoteric monergistic and synergistic distinctions among Prot sects - just wanted to make the point that Protestantism didn't arise out of some kind of avoidance of accountability, but of honest and earnest differences in Biblical interpretation and concepts of God's will, humans' will, and free will in general. These movements also acted and grew as a result of the acknowledged corruption in and power of the Catholic Church, which many perceived, not unreasonably, to have fallen away - as an institution and one heavily influenced/ steered by a relatively few political power-hungry elites who were not particularly personally accountable for any of their own actions - from God.

 

[Law]

(I never really figured it out...ultimately since Catholics are oldest they are the only one that makes any real sense to me -- all the others seemed like they had beef with having to be accountable so they bailed)

I understand that some of them had beef with being able to buy indulgences and pay the sin away.

If Nick streams, he might get whipped or he might have his dick shoved in that cage for longer.

But he likes that! A suitable punishment would be having to deep clean his kitchen (utterly depraved) or eating a high-fiber, high-calorie meal of mostly vegetables (super degenerate). That or having vanilla sex with Kayla.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

small c catholic

Lower-case C catholic are just Christians. All Christians are catholic. Upper-case Catholics are the heretical wops who will burn in hell for their heresy. They're mormons but with better buildings and food. TCD, TMD.

It's safe to say, that nose is far more heretical than any church he could attend.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I suspect the reality was a lot simpler than that: it really was just a regular room, but Nick being Nick had to overshare what he planned to do in the room which weirded the builder out so he fobbed Nick off with excuses til he stopped asking.

I cannot imagine how insufferable it would be trying to do work for Nick, he seems to type to hover about and constantly offer advice and observations, unsolicited.

(I have no idea why I keep linking Alan Partridge clips in this thread, pls forgive.)

I bet he tried to pay with access to Kayla's pussy. I'd think most people would pay not to be anywhere near the skelly cuck and his pill goblin wife.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick has two paths, given his silence i think he's choosing the path of "become a fake born again Christian and spam 'christ is king' on social media after pleading."

Oh, so the Etha...

Also known as the Jack Murphy/Ethan Ralph strategy.

Fuck you Himedall!

No, but seriously, I agree. However, it should be noted the Ethan Ralph strategy doesn't work very well. See Ethan Ralph.

Based on the address change, I also think his parents have taken steps to wrangle him after he lost at the omnibus stage.

So do I. I would put money on it. I think they said no streaming or no Petrofac money. At this point, they might even be bankrolling his defense. I think he's pissed away most of his YouTube earnings at this point on stupid crap, booze, and coke (plus hookers if Coomy is to be believed).

I think the Melton thing, and Twitter, is him exploiting a loophole in the arrangement, because he's a slimy faggot like that.

Given we've established streams are admissable as evidence, his parents are probably scared shitless over what Cokestream 2.0 would look like. It was a more serious defeat than Monty, and Monty is what caused Cokestream 1.0.

And they should be scared.